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      Originally posted by Spazzybob:
      **4nd 1 VVi5h 70 Na| ❤ 1t k|Vown 7h4t 1t i5 ^/h0lj inC0r3c7!
      **

      And you get annoyed when someone uses a p....

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

    • Rawzer gets a slight headache trying to decipher parts of what Spazzybob just said.

      OOC: Better?

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      Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
      He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
      A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
      (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

    • SlaVitiCkus sighs as he has to begin paraphrasing (writing in ones own words) Romeo and Juliet.

      " 'Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been Poor John. Draw thy tool!"

      Yep, uhuh...there it goes...my brain stopped.

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

    • Del fuego is back, and he sees that his kingdom is in complete anarchy. he decides to disown his kingdom. He is immediately exiled by the heads, and he resigns himself to sit in the hot tub for the rest of eternity.

      Ten minutes pass, and he gets out and plays some pinball, and acheives a high score by knocking down all the goblin figures and rococheting off of the gaurdian to hit the "elvin full plate super bonus treasure chest", and rebounding back to kill the gaurdian, activating bonus mode, where he rescues all five princesses in one shot.

      beat that!

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      Hail the great ?!!!
      ????

    • Quote

      Originally posted by El Hombe Del Fuego:
      **beat that!

      **

      SlaVitiCkus beats the machine with one of the axes, insisting that he was following orders.

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

    • Quote

      Originally posted by Spazzybob:
      **OOC;
      I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms ... 4nd 1 VVi5h 70 Na|<3 1t k|Vown 7h4t 1t i5 ^/h0lj inC0r3c7! no offense however, and yes jo|_|r sp00n freakin 0VVns 🙂

      **

      ooc: for those people with headaches AHEM "And I wish to make it known that it is wholy incorrect"... and your spoon freakin 0wns... there, better?

      Spazz orders another Barqs from the Bar demon and continues firing icecream. when he runs out, he looks around for more ammo, grabbing a handful of ice cubes from behind the bar, He begins launching those. As they ricochet around the room, one hits SlaVitiCkus square in the head. Bleeding slightly, he falls into the scorching hot hot tub.

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      Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url)

    • SuperNova throws a lightning coin into the hot tub as vengeance for the destruction of the pinball machine.

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      Yet another meaningless post
      <(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")E(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.net")V(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.org")ula link(/url)>

    • Luckily for me, the machines screen is stuck on display mode, and it shows nothing but my name. I have been immortalized by a pinball machine! YaY!

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      Hail the great ?!!!
      ????

    • Quote

      Originally posted by El Hombe Del Fuego:
      **Del fuego is back, and he sees that his kingdom is in complete anarchy. he decides to disown his kingdom. He is immediately exiled by the heads, and he resigns himself to sit in the hot tub for the rest of eternity.
      **

      Seeing the opportunity, The Drunkard's Head seizes the Fireplace and instigates a one pass, one booze toll for coming near the fireplace. "MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I, the Drunkard's Head, have total control over the fireplace!"

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      some who did not know would ask "what is this way that gives him so much power?" and they were told "It is the way of Mrs. Marietta Cosmopilite, 3 quirm street, Ankh-Morpork, rooms to rent, very reasonable. No, we don't understand it, either. Some subsendential rubbish, apparently." - Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
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      For all your Nova needs!
      (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net/walkthrough/") For all your Nova Walkthroughy Needs!(/url) I (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/games/evn/addons.html")For all your Nova Add-ony needs!(/url) I (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=26&SUBMIT;=Go")For All you Nova Web-Boardy Needs!(/url)

    • Raistlin boots The Drunkard's Head into the fire just for 'kicks' and proceeds to order another beer.

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      All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!
      Rock: Hi Forte, nice to see you again! Forte: SUFFER!

    • Rawzer begins polishing some dirty mugs.

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      Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
      He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
      A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
      (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

    • Del fuego gives up being exiled in favor of drinking himself into oblivion and then challenging Rawzer to a spoon duel after all his bodily fluids have been replaced with alcohol. You ready for this rawzer?

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      Hail the great ?!!!
      ????

    • Rawzer notes that alcohol is a deadly poison, and El Hombe keels over with this revelation.

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      Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
      He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
      A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
      (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

    • SlaVitiCkus jumps out of the hot tub, apologizes, and spends a week in the hospital.

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

    • Quote

      Originally posted by Raistlin Majere:
      **Raistlin boots The Drunkard's Head into the fire just for 'kicks' and proceeds to order another beer.

      **

      "Hey! You came near the fireplace! That beer better be for me!" Yells The Drunkard's Head from the fireplace.

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      some who did not know would ask "what is this way that gives him so much power?" and they were told "It is the way of Mrs. Marietta Cosmopilite, 3 quirm street, Ankh-Morpork, rooms to rent, very reasonable. No, we don't understand it, either. Some subsendential rubbish, apparently." - Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
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      For all your Nova needs!
      (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net/walkthrough/") For all your Nova Walkthroughy Needs!(/url) I (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/games/evn/addons.html")For all your Nova Add-ony needs!(/url) I (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=26&SUBMIT;=Go")For All you Nova Web-Boardy Needs!(/url)

    • glancing over at the "Drunkards Head", spazz places some wood and a few ounces of kerosine in the fireplace and lights it. Realizing he is not fireproof, the drunkards head runs around the room on fire and jumps behind the bar into a barrell of beer. Resulting in the loss of a whole keg of good beer.

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      Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url)

    • pp questions the logics of a head , no legs, running around the bar. He then decides to investigate the matter and throws on a white labcoat.

      Hey, we can all be scientists for a day!

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      fhip.
      ( (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/")org(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.net/")net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net/")ev-nova(/url) )

      (This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 02-14-2004).)

    • Rawzer puts on his own white coat and declares, "This St. Valentine is an interesting one," before giving KDC a quick smooch.

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      Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
      He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
      A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
      (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

    • oops.. looks like I died.. a fatal error... again... Del Fuego reincarnates and bonks himself on his head, while washing his body out with a LOT of water, so that it is fit to inhabit again. when his body is clean again, he begins moping because he has noting to do on valentines day. sigh.

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      Hail the great ?!!!
      ????

    • SuperNova dons a lab coat and leaves the bar; some of his research may violate the "NO MAGIC" sign.

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      Yet another meaningless post
      <(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")E(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.net")V(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.org")ula link(/url)>

      (This message has been edited by SuperNova (edited 02-14-2004).)