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Originally posted by Agent_Vast:
**He comes back a couple of minutes later having been taught 'Head Magic' by some mages. He glances round and vapourises a couple of rats just to makethe point.

**

Rawzer knocks AV's head off of the stick, which then rolls to a corner and gets nibbled on by some surviving rats.
Rawzer points to the "No Magic" sign, just to make the point. Then Rawzer gets wasted on ale and spends the next few days in bed.

Edit: but first he says "hi" to pp and throws a mop at him.

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(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 01-26-2004).)

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
Edit: but first he says "hi" to pp and throws a mop at him.

pp activates his amazing super-powers (all janitors have them - you've just never noticed!) and sets to work cleaning the bar. Unfortunately, before he can finish, a giant beaver comes in and bites his leg off before scurrying away. Stupid beaver.

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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 01-26-2004).)

SlaVitiCkus drinks and drinks, but cannot get drunk, or succomb to alcohol poisoning. He looks at his ring, takes it off, and collapses to the floor for a few days. When he regains conciousness, he looks at the ring again, says "neat", puts it on, and triples his alchohol intake.

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"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

Rawzer performs a non-magical sig test, while attempting to reattach pp's leg.

Heh, "pp."

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A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
(url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url)

AV realises the rats have eaten one of his many chins, and decides to kill them.
He then realises that all he can do is bleed on them. Unless..;
AV, still defiant, uses his 'Head Magic' and evaporates the rest of them. He then turn to the Penguin, who hit him with a mop, and his powers die...

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Originally posted by Agent_Vast:
He then turn to the Penguin, who hit him with a mop, and his powers die...

The Penguin...? pp has never heard of himself being referred to as, "the Penguin." Kinda' sounds like a superheroes name or something.

There is a brilliant flash of lightning outside the bar which can be seen through the suddenly existent cracked windows, added for dramatic effect, behind pp. With a quick wave of the arms, mild-mannered phantompenguin becomes... the Penguin!

Leaping into action, the Penguin grabs a mop and begins cleaning up the mess that bloody beaver left behind.

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Let mops be referred to as Penguin's Bane!

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QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..."
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(This message has been edited by Agent_Vast (edited 01-27-2004).)

Actually, the Penguin is a villian in the Batman series

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What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

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Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus:
**Actually, the Penguin is a villian in the Batman series:p
**

Yeah, I realized that, but I found the idea of a janitor-superhero to be funnier.

pp, having finished his janitorial duties, gets drunk on ale and wanders around the bar lost and confused.

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Rawzer does a dead-on Elvis impression without even knowing what Elvis looked or sounded like.

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(url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

SlaVitiCkus applauds, and orders another round for everyone...well, maybe not.

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Rawzer does a dead-on Elvis impression without even knowing what Elvis looked or sounded like.

**

Suddenly, aliens swoop down, beam Rawzer up into their generic spacecraft, and whisk him away with them.

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Rawzer spends the next year of his life playing in a bar called "The House of the King" on a primitive planet which name escapes my memory. He returns to the Pub after traveling backwards in time.

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Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
(url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

Realizing that Rawzer is gone a drunken patron stands up on his stool and starts shouting "Tuh any one who will lishen! sinsh the owners gone, letsh lead uh rebellion and take over the bar!" Rawzer then reapears back in the pub through a time portal and takes one of the four axes hanging by the fire place, and then chops off the rebels head. The anonymous drunkard's head is then shoved onto another stake.
Yaay! another head on a stake!

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(This message has been edited by moUSE EE loiDE UZI (edited 01-28-2004).)

"Hi, friend!" says AV's head. I did exactly the same thing a few pages ago!

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Rawzer spends the next year of his life playing in a bar called "The House of the King" on a primitive planet which name escapes my memory.

**

You mean "The Domain of the King."

SuperNova orders a Perfectly Normal Beast sandwich.

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Originally posted by SuperNova:
**You mean "The Domain of the King."

SuperNova orders a Perfectly Normal Beast sandwich.

**

Out of nowhere, Arthur pops up, hands him one, and is suddenly sucked, yet again, back into the space-time continuum.

In the background, pp is heard as saying, "ah, geez, again?!?"

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It must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays...

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

Indeed, I think it was a Thursday when the universe went foom.

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Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
(url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**when the universe went foom.

**

Ah yes, Rawzer, the linguist of the bar, always one vocablary step ahead of the other patrons

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.