Rawzer hurls his Spoon of Awesome up into the air. Seconds later, a FedEx delivery person arrives with the air hockey table. Rawzer signs for it, and it is unloaded and placed in an empty section of the bar. The Spoon of Awesome comes hurdling back down, but Rawzer catches it and uses it to stir his giant mug of hot chocolate.
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Nova + 50 years = (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/aftermath/")Aftermath(/url).
kdc nurses a swollen hand and thinks longingly of hot chocolate. She migrates to the air hockey table and, sticking her injured hand in her pocket, decides to practice lefty for once.
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I'm too sexy for your pants.
If there's a stairway to Heaven, there must be one heck of a bungee jump to Hell.
< -- quite female, thanks.
Fuego awakes to find the thread has grown several pages in his absence ( since page 36), and adds his deadly ninj4 throwing spoons to the nonexistant fray. there should really be a fray. there always was one in the good ole' days.
fuego kills something important to everyone
(like maybe the pinball machine. yeah, that'd work.)
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whack
slash
bam combo +3
smash combo +4
krunch combo +5
obliterate combo +6
double backstab critical hit *** 1 up***
-Fuego dealt 1 gajillion damage to /P1nb4ll-
Fuego- j00 d34d f00
OOC: should I make a giant text file out of this pub and publish it? I'll make milllions!
OOC again: to that dude who has almost the same sig as me- you either have good taste, or you stole my sig. i prefer the former, but if the latter is true, you shall be a victim of my mighty spoon-fu
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Wanna buy some death sticks?
(This message has been edited by El Hombe Del Fuego (edited 08-23-2004).)
Da Priest hosts a huge party at the bar, celebrating his 150th post!!! Whoo Hoo! Everyone comes and looses against Midget2, but they don't feel bad because Da Priest had reached deep into his pocket and paid Sidatious google gp to keep the drinks coming all night long, no one was ever thristy, even the caged Angel had some holy water (Da Priest served this, as it is painful for Sidatious to do so). Everyone went back their normal routine after the party, thrououghy enjoying life more now that Da Priest is no longer an official Newb, and is now a low-middle class poster.
OOC: El Hombre, my sig is a combo of both the reasons you thought of. That line is my personal favorite from the movie, but I didn't think about using it for a sig until I saw yours, if it offends you, Da Priest is waiting with his Spoon of the Spirit charged up.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Fuego is bored, and buys a drink.
OOC: I don't really mind that, and it's different enough from mine that it's not a big deal. we can be sig buddies 
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Wanna buy some death sticks?
Da Priest powers up his Spoon of the Spirit and challenges anyone willing to a spoon duel!
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
The destruction of the pinball machine caused the remains of the time machine to start glowing; nobody noticed it until a giant hole in the fabric of time appeared above the bar and started sucking patrons in.
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(url="http://"http://blog.evula.net/SuperNova/")The absence of the word "blog" in spell check makes the entire blog movement meaningless.(/url)
<(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")E(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.net")V(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.org")ula link(/url)>
Da Priest struggles briefly, then decided that nothing could be worse than the dimension he had already been sent to. So, he let go and was sucked in also.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Quote
Originally posted by Spazzybob:
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OOCness: By the way everybody, I have been planning for ssome time to create a webcomic, the last month or so, I have spent planning and scripting for what I tentatively call ELQ COMICS. I will probably have it up in a week or two if ever.
meh, if I ever get it running, couple 'o weeks, I'll post a link to it.
hic
**
Mwahahahahahahahaha!hahHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! soon now, ever so soon.... > 
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Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url) ; ah yes, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if I pulled out all it's teeth?
glomps Midget2
Da Priest eventually finds some super human way to end the time portal, and everyone manages to limp back to the bar in some way or another. Eventually everyone was gathered before Rawzer and His spoon of Awesome, awaiting his words....
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Fuego begins getting ready to take notes for the upcoming book "The Holy Teachings of Rawzer".
Noone notices, because no one read the book, but it actually turns out to be a less than sublime cheap thriller with lots of zombies involved.
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Wanna buy some death sticks?
Da Priest yawns as Rawzer's holy speeches drone on....and on....and on....and on....until finally he falls asleep. Immediately, Chirpo attacks him, and Da Priest dies a terrible, crickety death. He regenerates in the Boozerama Bar's regenerator, walks through the hole in the pool, and sits back in his normal seat.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Rawzer awakens, standing in the middle of the bar. He has been sleep walking/talking, apparently. Slowly he shuffles off to his bed and takes a nap.
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Nova + 50 years = (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/aftermath/")Aftermath(/url).
Da Priest yells "Yay!" In celebration of Rawzer's long-winded speech finally being over, and because this means he is less than 30 posts away from 200!
OOC: I'll get to 3,000 someday...
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Da Priest sighs, as he does this he notices that the bar has been empty for some time now....maybe he should just give up on it and let it die...
kdc, at a whim, takes a running start, and launches herself at the hockey table.
