SlaVitiCkus steps out of the main bar room to his own room, not wanting to be near the bar when Arianne strikes...
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, and Ory' hara.
Arianne's brow rises. "Fish? Fish? "
She raises her arm, dart held delicately in her hand, poised to throw... and Rawzer, showing a sudden suicidal tendency, steps in front of her target. The dart is deflected off his spoon, thwacking into the wall next to the dartboard.
"Not that kind of fish," Rawzer says, inspecting the previously-ignored fishtank for damage.
Arianne merely glares at him and OgreBob indiscriminantly. She does not reply, however, and returns to her seat. She gazes at OgreBob with a gleam in her eyes that suggests she is merely waiting for the right time to strike. She reaches for a drink, takes a sip, and has a choking fit. SlaVitiCkus' strawberry dackery gets thrown against the wall in her disgust, and Arianne washes out the taste with a swig from her own flasks.
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SlaVitiCkus wonders why Arianne had to destroy his drink. He then sees the 500 topics by the n00b and shakes his head in disappointment.
He also notices Stark advertising his plug in many of these topics...
EDIT-Hey Rawzer, you didn't call him dumb, did you? Don't want to miss the chance to update my sig 
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, and Ory' hara.
(This message has been edited by SlaVitiCkus (edited 09-20-2003).)
It isn't destroyed. It's just... dripping down the wall.
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phantompenguin walks in, looks around, tosses some banana peels on the floor, and walks out.
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Raistlin temporarily blanks out, and after egaining consciousness, finds he has sculpted the banana peels into something almost but not quite entirely unlike a cup of tea. Idle thought: anyone else getting the urge to bit off poger's legs?
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All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!
"Make every meal a SPECIAL meal with Plates."
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Originally posted by Raistlin Majere:
**Idle thought: anyone else getting the urge to bit off poger's legs?
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Come on, be nice. If he doesn't storm the bar, then I think that we will all be content. Although, I kind of like Slav's idea. Say he's dumb, Rawzer!
Seriously, he may turn around and become a better PoG member.
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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**phantompenguin walks in, looks around, tosses some banana peels on the floor, and walks out.
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Hey, I thought you were the cleaning guy!
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, and Ory' hara.
poger, you may not be reading this, but if you are, let me say this. Please? Okay. You may not really be dumb, but you sure do start a lot of topics here. Many of them are about the same things, I believe. Many of them are asking simple questions that anyone who has ever glanced at Stark's sig can figure out the answers to. Many of them are promoting something nobody cares about. Also, you seem to type more when you are in a hurry. Extra question marks, or exclamation points, or whatever. For another thing, you don't realize when someone makes a grammar or spelling error on purpose, although, your own can only be considered short of atrocious. Okay, so maybe I've been exaggerating a bit. Maybe I'm completely wrong. But I really just want to say this before I get banned for even saying any of this. You're dumb. Thank you. You may now proceed to spam my e-mail, if you wish. Or you could come over here and punch me in the throat. Go for it. It's all yours.
Anyway.
Rawzer gets up off the floor, looks around, and stumbles to the back room to feed the evil fish. Yeah, they're evil now. Whatever.
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What do you get when you multiply six by nine?
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Originally posted by Rawzer to poger825:
You're dumb.
Oh, and Rawzer, I think that your post should be considered constructive criticism. I'm sure that it was not meant to be mean.
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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!
Woo, sig update!
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
OOC:What do you get when you multiply six by nine?
... 54.
IC: KDC jogs toward where the fish are, aghast. The basest of all creatures... Damn!
Donning a sly look, she slinks in. A few moments later, kraftdinnerclone emerges and sets up a "homemade dart" stand in the corner - Arianne seems to find those things quite useful. The painted wooden sign states that they may, in fact, be constructed from the spines of angelfish.
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"The principal virtue of democracy is that it makes a good show — one incomparably bizarre, amazing, shocking, and obscene."
6 by 9 is 42, silly.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
And with the music, there was much rejoicing.
Everybody in the bar then moans, "Yaaaaaay..."
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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!
(This message has been edited by Thunderforge (edited 09-29-2003).)
... except Arianne, who seriously considers taking drastic action to reduce the pounding in her ears and head.
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Originally posted by Thunderforge:
**And with the music, there was much rejoicing.
Everybody in the bar then moans, "Yaaaaaay..."
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And they ate Sir Robins minstrels....and there was much rejoicing
Everybody in the bar (except Arianne, the party-pooper :)) moans, "Yaaaaay..."
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
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Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus:
**And they ate Sir Robins minstrels....and there was much rejoicing
Everybody in the bar (except Arianne, the party-pooper :)) moans, "Yaaaaay..."
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I liked those guys! So I suppose that I don't moan either. A quick Google search showed that the songs they sang were:
**Singer: Neil Innes
From the Movie 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'
Minstrel's song #1**
_Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--_
Minstrel's song #2
Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
Minstrel's song #3
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!
(This message has been edited by Thunderforge (edited 09-29-2003).)
