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    • I thought of making a TC. So I made a mental list of all I had going for my new project:
      -EVONE, somehow still working (kind of) after the liscense sgould have expired.
      -NovaTools
      -Mission Computer
      -Nova
      -Lots of time to waste
      Then I made a list of what I don't have:
      -Motivation
      -Outside support
      -Significant knowledge of the complexities of Nova development
      -3D skills
      -Patience
      -Good, original ideas
      -Writing skills
      So I decided to scrap the project. But it still lives on though, I am trying to figure out how to create missions and systems. Wish me luck.

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      Originally posted by orcaloverbri9:
      **My TC went vaporware.

      OMG D00D IM CUMIN OUT WIT A HUUUUUUUGE TC ANDD ITWILL HJAVE 1000000000000000000000 MISIONS AND SHIUPS AND EBERYTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!111!!!!1!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!

      **

      If the AOL sp33k satire wasn't old when you posted that, it's aged a little too much by now....

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      (This message has been edited by zhouj (edited 03-29-2004).)

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      Originally posted by zhouj:
      If the AOL sp33k satire wasn't old when you posted that, it's aged a little too by now....

      Hehe. It's kind of a joke. 🙂

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    • (quote)Originally posted by orcaloverbri9:
      **Hehe. It's kind of a joke.:D

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      Originally posted by zhouj:
      **Heh. I know. It's sorta like the 'knock knock' jokes. After a while, it just gets annoying. I propose a new contest: who can keep their project from vaporware the longest.:D

      **

      not bad, better that seeing who can vaporize one the fastest. Mrxak won that one anyway.

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      Originally posted by zhouj:
      **Heh. I know. It's sorta like the 'knock knock' jokes. After a while, it just gets annoying. I propose a new contest: who can keep their project from vaporware the longest.:D

      **

      I'm already working on that.

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      Originally posted by zhouj:
      **Heh. I know. It's sorta like the 'knock knock' jokes. After a while, it just gets annoying. I propose a new contest: who can keep their project from vaporware the longest.:D

      **

      If I want to win, I'd better start now:

      I'm starting something. You saw here first. When it will be released (or scrapped) you'll know it has been started now because of this post. I won't tell you what it is, what scope it is, or whatever about it because I don't know it myself (but you're not supposed to know it). But I'm working on it. At my pace. It will stay alive 'cause I'll never get discouraged, and the progress will just slow down in times of despair, possibly down to one word of planet dësc a day. I'm keeping the project in a dozen places, including backup.evula.net so that it cannot die, and I've setup all my computers, my family, and my watch to remind me about it everyday so that it cannot die. The soonest possible release date is around 2012, and it's likely to slip. But it won't be able to vaporise, even if I die: I've a chain of 6,000,000,000 ordered people who are to take the project should the previous guy in the chain die (I'm the number 0). Have a nice day.

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      Originally posted by Zacha Pedro:
      **If I want to win, I'd better start now:

      I'm starting something. You saw here first. When it will be released (or scrapped) you'll know it has been started now because of this post. I won't tell you what it is, what scope it is, or whatever about it because I don't know it myself (but you're not supposed to know it). But I'm working on it. At my pace. It will stay alive 'cause I'll never get discouraged, and the progress will just slow down in times of despair, possibly down to one word of planet dësc a day. I'm keeping the project in a dozen places, including backup.evula.net so that it cannot die, and I've setup all my computers, my family, and my watch to remind me about it everyday so that it cannot die. The soonest possible release date is around 2012, and it's likely to slip. But it won't be able to vaporise, even if I die: I've a chain of 6,000,000,000 ordered people who are to take the project should the previous guy in the chain die (I'm the number 0). Have a nice day.

      **

      d'ya really mean that?

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      Originally posted by Zacha Pedro:
      ...and as even particularly volatil corpses cannot vaporise that fast, you broke the record for the fastest vaporisation period!

      Actually, I think that that honor goes to one of the nuclear bomb tests. 😉

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      I've a chain of 6,000,000,000...

      Ahh, finally. A plug-in the entire world can relate to ;).

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    • Yep. Every single one of you is somewhere on the list, even if you don't know it. But should your turn come, you'll know it, as one of your best friends, on the brink of death, will tell you: "<someone>, you're my best friend still alive -cough cough-, I just want to ask you one thing before I die -cough-, just one, I want you to swear to complete this project I received from a dying friend, as I sweared him to complete it -cough-; it's said he recieved it himself from a dying friend of his, and so on for 1,564,648,157 persons. Legend has it that it's in order to break a record. -cough- Please, do it for me, my friend!"

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      The (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/tshirts.html")1337 EV Nova T-shirt(/url) - 22$. The (url="http://"http://w00tware.ev-nova.net/")NovaTools(/url) by wOOtWare to tinker with your Nova - FREE!
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      Originally posted by Zacha Pedro:
      **Yep. Every single one of you is somewhere on the list, even if you don't know it. But should your turn come, you'll know it, as one of your best friends, on the brink of death, will tell you: " <someone>, you're my best friend still alive -cough cough-, I just want to ask you one thing before I die -cough-, just one, I want you to swear to complete this project I received from a dying friend, as I sweared him to complete it -cough-; it's said he recieved it himself from a dying friend of his, and so on for 1,564,648,157 persons. Legend has it that it's in order to break a record. -cough- Please, do it for me, my friend!"

      **

      Geee, I hope my turn doesn't come. 😉

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    • Mmm... let me check... you're number 3,486,259,581; your turn won't come before a while (but get ready anyway).

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      The (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/tshirts.html")1337 EV Nova T-shirt(/url) - 22$. The (url="http://"http://w00tware.ev-nova.net/")NovaTools(/url) by wOOtWare to tinker with your Nova - FREE!
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    • I just hope my turn comes after I finish SFA...

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    • Maybe we should try to do someting constructive, like seeing who can build and release a TC the fastest.

      2 systems, 5 ships, a mission...

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      Originally posted by Meaker VI:
      **Maybe we should try to do someting constructive, like seeing who can build and release a TC the fastest.

      2 systems, 5 ships, a mission...

      **

      I vote for that! I'd better dig up that maelstrom for EV total conversion I was working on and finnish it. Maybe start another one thats really REALLY small, one system, one ship, one planet, one mission, one dull line of ones. 😉 If lots of people do this somebody can wack them all together and make one whole TC. I'm off to start a on
      a small TC.

      EDIT-Lets make this even better. Who can build and release a larger TC the fastes. So size counts just as much as time. That would be really cool
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      (This message has been edited by Captain Phillips (edited 04-01-2004).)

    • I'm anouncing a NEW TC! it will have 9 systems (sort of) four ships, two weapons, and if I'm lucky ten missions. Oh yeah, two sounds for the weapons that are borrowed from Ares. It will hopefully be released tomorrow. 😉 this isn't a joke. Its half done already.

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      Originally posted by UncleTwitchy:
      **I'm already working on that.
      **

      Too bad, I stole it off your HD when you weren't looking and destroyed it.
      Vaporware!

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      Originally posted by JuKe:
      **Too bad, I stole it off your HD when you weren't looking and destroyed it.
      Vaporware!

      **

      Thats pretty lame. Try again.

      Is this a new term or can I take credit for having made it up?

      Micro TC.

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      Originally posted by Captain Phillips:
      Thats pretty lame. Try again.

      Particularly when one considers my numerous back-ups of SFA in multiple locations.

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