Blinking to get to Bernard takes about 30 tries, on average. (My favorite scene is standing in the creek with the fish jumping over your head.) That will get you into the woods around Bernard, which are completely navigable. Then you have to wait until he comes close enough to the edge of his little clearing to interact with him. Use the X key, it's easier.
I now have two sixth-level spells, including "OMG look at those STATS" and "one shot only".
Baseline stats: str 78, dex 50, vit 29, luck 52... and I did get a ring of gods. Typical damage is ~90 pts/hit, sans additional spells. A bit more than a million xp to go before I get to 24th level, so hit points are still under 250.
Okay, I read the rumor about the fabled axe in a southern cave... found a southern cave shaped like a donut, but no fabled axe. Said cave is 1W 1N from the southern tunnel entrance. Wrong cave? False rumor?
(re)edited for thread sanity...
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Yelled at the almost-dead monsters:
Hey! Come back here with my experience points!
(This message has been edited by Axe (edited 03-08-2003).)
(This message has been edited by Axe (edited 03-08-2003).)