Just to remove any possible lingering doubts: I never received a threatening legal letter from anyone. I just knew I wasn't going to have time to contribute to this bit of interactive fiction in a sustained way, and therefore decided to "take myself out" in a manner that would give others new wrinkles to play with. When rudy showed up with 1.1 and others didn't catch on to that, I wanted to holler with joy... but couldn't, because it would have been too obviously out of character given my "legal troubles." Now that the joke is over, I can finally say....
Woo Hoo! Yee Haw! Thank you, Ambrosia, for saving our game! Hooray!!!
...And belum means "not yet" in Indonesian/Malay, which at times has served as el Presidente's chosen Language of Obfuscation. I guess there aren't many around here who would have reason to remember that I also am familiar with it.
I had fun following this thread, and hope it exercised a few brains. Along the way, a few good EV-successor feature ideas actually got floated. I hope no one completely bought into the malarky and stayed deluded for too long!