OOC: falls out of chair laughing That post is even funnier with the fact that Larra probably has more variety of clothes than the entire Rock...though still none of them would fit Page...
And Jacey...thatÂ’s too easy....
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“I know you don’t mean that,” Larra teased, stepping out of her ship.
Futilely attempting to be as inconspicuous as possible, the two made their way down the narrow, twisting hallways of the Rock, heading towards the section on the asteroid that had half-decent clothing stores.
For her part, Larra finally had enough self control to avoid giggling uncontrollably every time she caught a glimpse of the tablecloth-clad Vell-os out of the corner of her eye.
“Let’s get this over with as soon as possible,” Page complained, matching every amused stare he got with a glare of his own.
“It’s almost a welcome change,” Larra mused, smirking. “For once they’re staring at you instead of me.”
Page muttered something uncomprehensible and quickened his pace, using one hand to hold up his tablecloth. Holding back laughter, she followed. They had only gone a few more paces when Larra stopped, grabbing PageÂ’s arm to stop him as well.
“You want to avoid much more embarrassment here, right?” she asked, staring at the corner ahead of them.
“My first mistake was going to you...”
Larra ignored that comment. “Then I think you should go stand behind that sales booth and stick a lamp shade on your head...”
Page stared at her in disbelief. “Why the **** would I do that?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” she answered slowly, “ Maybe because Demon’s about to come around that corner, and you’ll never hear the end of this if he finds out?”
“I’ll never hear the end of this anyway,” he complained, but knew quite well that Demon would be much worse than Larra. Stepping over to a table near the wall, Page shoved aside the grizzled pirate who was tinkering with ship parts, aided by the light of a large floor lamp. Much to the pirate’s astonishment, he grabbed the brown, tasseled shade of the lamp and jammed it over his head.
“What the hell?!!”
“Just shut the **** up and go back to work!”
He was just in time, as a loud cry of “LARRA!” echoed through the tunnel, and a large dog came barreling around the corner.
“What are you doing here?” Demon demanded, trotting up. “You said that you’d stay on your ship and get some rest while I went for my walk.”
Just as the shapeshifter spoke, Larra’s uncanny ability to come up with a convincing story, no matter the circumstances, failed her completely. “Umm....shopping?”
Demon lifted one ear and cocked his head to the side. “For what?”
“Everything and nothing,” she answered. “As usual. I was getting a little depressed, and shopping always puts me in a good mood.”
“Sounds like fun!” the shapeshifter exclaimed, wagging his tail. Luckily, he hadn’t noticed that everyone was staring at a funny-looking lamp in the corner rather than gaping at the talking dog. “I’ll come too!”
Larra froze, just barely managing to keep herself from glancing over at Page and giving everything away. “Umm...well....I was planning on doing a little...” she pointedly cast her glaze around at the corridor, which was filled with men. Leaning down, she whispered the rest of her sentence into the shapeshifter’s ear. “...lingerie shopping...”
Demon coughed and looked around like a little boy caught with a “Playboy” magazine. “Never mind, I have something to do in the bar...” With that, he took off, weaving through the crowd.
Relieved, Larra straightened up, only to duck again as the ugliest lamp shade she had ever seen went whizzing by her head. “I’m sorry!” she yowled, “You find a better hiding place!”
Page strode on ahead, ignoring the pirateÂ’s demands that he retrieve the lamp shade immediately. Larra had to jog to catch up. When they reached the first clothing store, the Vellosion grabbed her arm and pulled her in behind him. Larra started to make a comment about the first store not always being the best, but changed her mind.
Instead, she dove into the nearest rack of men’s clothing, rifling through it and pulling out a few things to examine them at arm’s length. “Hey Page, look at this!” she held out a pair of pants so brightly colored they made her eyes hurt. “Do you think they stole these off of that weird blind guy from the bar?”
“Not a word,” he snapped. Not at her, but at the owner of the store, simply daring the man to either laugh or point out the “No Smoking” signs posted around the area. Larra was unfazed.
“Oh Paaaaggeeee,” she interrupted in a singsong voice, appearing in front of him with an armload of pants. “I can’t know what you want without your input, but try these on anyway. Just for size. Please?”
OOC: Possibly my last post before school invades my life....but after this, how can I not push to find time for the No Name?
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If all the world's a stage, why'd I get the part of the psycho?