141. Your two cousins are named Rick Hardslab and Dash Riprock.

142. You learn magic tricks and are able to do the follow things:

*Make a fuzz come out of your hat
*Make a phase beamer come out of the mouth of a pigeon
*Make models of EV and EVO ships come out of your ears and mouth
*You are able to turn a person into a Zidagar, Azdgari, and an Igadzra and then turn them back again
*You are able to swallow defense pods and make them come out from behind other peoples ears

143. You call UPS saying "You know, you should really start using Miranu heavy frieghters, they carry alot more cargo than your trucks, and go faster too. Too bad they cost about a million credits. Oh well, you can just dominate a stellar to get the money."

144. You intend to ask the librarian "Where is the book called "The Tale of Two Cities" and you accidentally say "Where is the book titled 'The Tale of Two Spaceports'"?

145. You ask the librarian where is the EV and EVO sections.

146. You go to a fish store and ask if they have any purple river eels.

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147. You can remember every DSN number in the game.

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Originally posted by "traitor" bbatch:
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Microsoft
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You have to spell it as Mř$řƒÝ of Micro$oft, I believe.

God bless,

UE Patriot

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148: You curse loudly when this topic jumps to the top of the list...

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Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...
Alien's famous tongue...
"Vionions?? Voinioniommoins?? Viks? Veggies? Vegetables? Oh wait, that's a hewman plant...
SEARCH..... THEN...... ASK!!!!

149. When watching reports about the election, you think the REAL reason this election is messed up is because someone put the ballots in a ship that is now disabled in the Carinae (Frozen Heart joke)

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150. You think that the Longhorns are the fourth Strand because they keep fighting the Aggys (Aggies) all the time.

God bless,

UE Patriot

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"Turn me over, I'm done on this side."- St. Lawerence at his martyrdom
"The glory of God is man fully alive"- some saint whose name I can't remember
Voinian lovers are ignorant of the UE marines taking over Borb Station.
Reign of the UE: Coming next year!

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151. You tell all new employees to read the web board guidelines before coming to a meeting and asking questions.

152. You call your boss Andrew.

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html")EV Chronicles(/url).

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Originally posted by UE Patriot:
**150. You think that the Longhorns are the fourth Strand because they keep fighting the Aggys (Aggies) all the time.:)

God bless,

Jason Crane

**

Are you from Texas?

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The Person who joins the United Earth Monarchy knows not true might and he knows not true wisdom.

My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

When someone tells a joke you say LOL! LOL!

(OK it's not EVO related.)

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Visit my site (url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/indie/thecatacomb/index.html")http://www.angelfire...comb/index.html(/url)
If a tree falls in a forest,and no ones around to hear it, does it make a sound?

153. When you accidentally run into Andrew Welch you throw him to the floor and start stomping on him to get that 188,000 credits.
154. When you meet someone you know and he says hi, you only go talk to him to find out about recent price drops
155. When you're driving your car and a group of schoolkids crosses over you think 'goddamn kraits' and hit the gaspedal

sarcas

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156. You spend spare time trying to think of something to add to this thread

157. You get annoyed when other people dont have the patience to read over 70 posts the check they're not repeating something

158. When you go to Las Vegas your dissapointed the slot machines dont have ships on them

159. You count the number of posts in a thread,

159cont.)Only to remember the number of replies are listed on the web board

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"Oh, He was really being charitable to us when He gave us pain! Why couldn't He have used a doorbell instead to notify us, or one of His celestial choirs? Or a system of blue and red neon tubes right in the middle of each persons forehead. Any jukebox manufacturer worth his salt could have done that. Why couldn't he?"
"People would certainly look silly walking around with red neon tubes in the middle of their foreheads"
-Yossarian
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

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Originally posted by Slug:
**Throw plums off the roof of your car and brag about your neutron weaponry
**

LOL!

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"Oh, He was really being charitable to us when He gave us pain! Why couldn't He have used a doorbell instead to notify us, or one of His celestial choirs? Or a system of blue and red neon tubes right in the middle of each persons forehead. Any jukebox manufacturer worth his salt could have done that. Why couldn't he?"
"People would certainly look silly walking around with red neon tubes in the middle of their foreheads"
-Yossarian
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

160. You tape record the sound effects, and play them at night cause it helps you sleep

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"Oh, He was really being charitable to us when He gave us pain! Why couldn't He have used a doorbell instead to notify us, or one of His celestial choirs? Or a system of blue and red neon tubes right in the middle of each persons forehead. Any jukebox manufacturer worth his salt could have done that. Why couldn't he?"
"People would certainly look silly walking around with red neon tubes in the middle of their foreheads"
-Yossarian
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

161. You believe that the EVO Universe is actually going to be the future. So...

162. You travel back in time to tell Nostradamus about the upcoming UE-Voinian war (The Second Wave? :)).

163. You move to the Cayman Islands so you don't have to pay unnecessary funds toward NASA's stupid plans of colonising Mars (It won't be settled by 2150 anyway).

164. You pressure the UN to attack dissident countries (like Cuba) and conquer them in hopes of forming a true planet-wide government.

165. You sell your shares in that ski resort in the Swiss Alps, secure in the knowledge that Kirrim Prime will a much better investment.

166. You become the bodyguard of Admiral McPherson's ancestors just incase the Voinians travel back through time to kill them ŕ la the Terminator series.

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I hope you don't mind that some of them are EV and not EVO.

- When your car crashes your first impulse is to press -E.
- When someone says BMW the first thing to come to your mind is the Battle of the Milky Way.
- You wish humans would split into Rebels and Confeds so you can get a cloaking device.
- If anyone invites you to a party you can barely resist pressing M for directions.
- Your first question to the car dealer is, "How many turrents can this thing take?"

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Signed,
Brian Schack
"DOS Computers, manufactured by millions of companies, are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."
--The New York Times, November 26, 1991 (also quoted in MacAddict 4)

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Originally posted by The Catacomb:
**When someone tells a joke you say LOL! LOL!

(OK it's not EVO related.)

**

Heheh, that's me.

I also use terms such as "BRB" and "RTFM" in normal conversation with non-online përs. Oh yeah, I use përs and düde a lot too in the same way.

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OctoberFost: Spoiling your fun, one post at a time.
AIM-OctoberFost (b)
(url="http://"http://www.drippingchipmunk.com")DrippingChipmunk.com(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.downwithbush.net")DOWNWITHBUSH.NET(/url)

- When a cop starts to chase you down you say, "Damn! I forgot to register!"

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"I could really go for
100 tacos right now!"

-You try to open your Chemistry book in Mission Control to edit out some work you don't want to do.

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OctoberFost: Spoiling your fun, one post at a time.
AIM-OctoberFost (b)
(url="http://"http://www.drippingchipmunk.com")DrippingChipmunk.com(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.downwithbush.net")DOWNWITHBUSH.NET(/url)

-When you see a forklift you warneverybody not to touch and attempt to evacuate the area.

God bless,

UE Patriot

- Whwn the teacher asks how do buddists attain Karma, you say from the moderators.

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Alas, I have begun to lose my faith in macs. I wonder how much longer until I succumb?
AIM: StrikerDragon