*347 You notice that the first of November (3 days ago) was this topic's 3 Year Anniversary.
(sorry for the misspelling in the above sentance)
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Insanity has its advantages
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348. You're so devoted to EVO that you refuse to get EVN. (Even though EVO's been out for over five years :p)
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heh, i Downloaded Nova... i just never play it haha
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Insanity has its advantages(This message has been edited by U.E. Admiral (edited 11-11-2003).)
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Originally posted by Jim_S:
**Another reason why the Micro$oft empire will fall: In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home , Scotty whips out the chemichal formula for transparent aluiminum on a Macintosh Classic in about a minute and a half. What does this suggest....?**
That he just robbed a museum?
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351-you have nightmares that EVO was permenently deleated from your hard drive.
(that happened to me twice.)352-you wonder why it took napoleon so long to dominate such a small part of earth when it only takes you a day to dominate the whole thing.
353-you are upset when you can't buy phase cannons at wal-mart.
354-you decide to make a plugin that makes the phase cannons available at wal-mart.
355-you plug your plugin into wal-marts power supply and blow wal-mart up.
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*356: You have constantly a dozen plugs made by you just to correct things you think are wrong in the original scenario or plugs (true too for EV but not yet for EVN).
*357: You actually choose this topic for a sig test (NOW it and the links should be fine, and 800×600 compatible...)
*358: When fighting AI ships in EVN you realise they are smarter.
*359: You wonder why the hell Matt Burch is in an EV-Kestrel and not in his EVO-Turncoat in EVN, and why he is making an obscure reference to EV when you greet him
*360: when trying to make plugs for EVN you realise you have almost everything to learn anew for the new ressources and the new editors.
361: You think everything is too easy (the tutorial first missions...) and eye-candy in EVN and that "in the good old times" of EV and EVO you had to make do with the EV(O) engine, and that all those (Win-)EVN players have had everything made too easy for them.
That's all folks!
EDIT: NOW it should be 800×600 compatible...
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The (url="http://"https://secure.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/store/hazel.cgi?action=serve&item;=breakdown.html&BREAKDOWN;_SKUID=1480")Ambrosia Mac CD(/url) with other registrations - 5$. Paying for(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/")EV Nova(/url) as it's such a great game - 30$
The (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/tshirts.html")1337 EV Nova T-shirt(/url) - 22$. The (url="http://"http://w00tware.ev-nova.net/")NovaTools(/url) by wOOtWare to tinker with your Nova - FREE!
The feeling you're a Nova geek - priceless.
There are things you can't buy or that are free, for everything else, there's indeed Eurocard Mastercard.(This message has been edited by Zacha Pedro (edited 12-05-2003).)
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*362: When your best friend begins babbling about Lord of the Rings you drift off into a favorite part of EVO...
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363--you paint and carpet your bedroom with the colors of your favorite EVO ship.
(true for me.)364--you paint your bike white and purple, attach four squirt guns to the handle bars, and call it a crescent fighter.
365--while the rest of the family is decorating the tree you are playing EVO.
366--you decorate your tree with models of EVO ships.
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367--you wonder why you cant transfer EVO credits to your EVN game so you can buy that cool fleet you want
368--when playing starwars you wonder where your plasma syphon went
369--you wonder why no bounty hunters come after you at the store
370-- :rolleyes:you call the army and ask when they will allow you to buy UE ships
371--you try to build a sheild battery and sheild generator and wonder why when you shoot it with a machine gun the bullets dont get stopped or deflected -
Out of all of your hentai collections, the only thing related to EVO is a poster hanging on your wall depicting Anna Balashova wearing an Igazra strap-on.
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I'm the only guy in the universe that can make horses cry.
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**< snip>366--you decorate your tree with models of EVO ships.
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Done that. I made a clay model of a Crescent Fighter and painted it the right colors. It is now one of my favorite Christmas Decorations.
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Originally posted by disco:
**Done that. I made a clay model of a Crescent Fighter and painted it the right colors. It is now one of my favorite Christmas Decorations.**
coool! I built a helian model, just to see If I could. but my mom wouldant let me hang it on the tree.
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Originally posted by Captain Phillips:
**coool! I built a helian model, just to see If I could. but my mom wouldant let me hang it on the tree.**
Haha! I can imagine that. Not many moms let their children hang computer game ship models on christmas threes.
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I am eager to try to answer mission questions -
- Two years after playing EVO for the last time you still try to find time to update your web site about the game.
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Visit my EVO web site at (url="http://"http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/~dsghosh/evosite")http://www.evoverride.com(/url)! (Note: this URL is temporarily not working. The link works, but typing in (url="http://"http://www.evoverride.com")http://www.evoverride.com(/url) will take you to one of those evil search pages. I will fix this ASAP.)
"O far far far far in the past; and I wander in a land of barren boughs: if I break them, they bleed; I wander in a land of dry stones: if I touch them they bleed./How can I ever return, to the soft quiet seasons?" -- Chorus, T.S. Eliot, Murder in the Cathedral - Two years after playing EVO for the last time you still try to find time to update your web site about the game.
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Jeeze, I am old. I remember when you came out with your site, Shayborg. I also remember how 50% of the words you typed linked to it.
Sign 372: You refuse to let your last mac be "upgraded" to a windows machine so you can keep playing EVO on it, even though it is 5 years old.
373: You actually memorized the stats for the EVO weapons.
I can still recite some of the stats.
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Originally posted by Lonevoinian:
**Jeeze, I am old. I remember when you came out with your site, Shayborg. I also remember how 50% of the words you typed linked to it.:)Sign 372: You refuse to let your last mac be "upgraded" to a windows machine so you can keep playing EVO on it, even though it is 5 years old.
373: You actually memorized the stats for the EVO weapons.
I can still recite some of the stats.
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Heh. I don't look in the data files much, so i only memorised the ship stats (shields, armor, speed, weaponry... that type of stuff).
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Weapons stats are very useful to determine what's the best main primary trigger weapon to use, depending if you're dealing with armored ships or shielded ships, and depending too if space left is the main limitation or if it is the number of gun slots left.
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The (url="http://"https://secure.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/store/hazel.cgi?action=serve&item;=breakdown.html&BREAKDOWN;_SKUID=1480")Ambrosia Mac CD(/url) with other registrations - 5$. Paying for (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/")EV Nova(/url) as it's such a great game - 30$.
The (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/tshirts.html")1337 EV Nova T-shirt(/url) - 22$. The (url="http://"http://w00tware.ev-nova.net/")NovaTools(/url) by wOOtWare to tinker with your Nova - FREE!
The feeling you're a Nova geek - priceless.
There are things you can't buy or that are free, for everything else, there's indeed Eurocard Mastercard. -
374--You sign your name as <PN>.
375--you walk into a mercedes Dealer and ask if they have a creasant warship for under nine million.
376--other adults give you a strange look when they see you building snow turncoats then kicking them down while laughing crazily and yelling "Die Renegade!"
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Cmon people, the (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&SUBMIT;=Go")Chronicles(/url) are worth looking at. -
377: You know where that "wOOt" thing comes from (just found it a minute ago, look for it yourself :p).
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The (url="http://"https://secure.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/store/hazel.cgi?action=serve&item;=breakdown.html&BREAKDOWN;_SKUID=1480")Ambrosia Mac CD(/url) with other registrations - 5$. Paying for (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/")EV Nova(/url) as it's such a great game - 30$.
The (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/tshirts.html")1337 EV Nova T-shirt(/url) - 22$. The (url="http://"http://w00tware.ev-nova.net/")NovaTools(/url) by wOOtWare to tinker with your Nova - FREE!
The feeling you're a Nova geek - priceless.
There are things you can't buy or that are free, for everything else, there's indeed Eurocard Mastercard.