Gordontron sits in the corner sipping a huge mug of sparkeling cider. He just laughs at everyone and then continues reading his Macaddict and environmental magazines.

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"Chaos is our ally, discipline our mortal foe" --Azdgari Commander
Long live the Azdgari!
Thanks Bush, great job at protecting oil fields. Oh but next time, protecting the first known artifacts of writing, and the first calendar might be preferable.

After Mikhailovich recovers from an abscence of a throat, he pokes Cresent in the eyes and goes WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

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Onward to battle!

Yoshi and his clones order a White Cream Soda. They then throw Cresent and D into the acid pit.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Desparado has issues with control. Paranoid marks him down as a prime candidate for becoming a pschiatrist. Cresent fears what she does not understand she needs more Vanilla Coke. Gordontron is sadistic and enjoys others pain. He should become a football coach.

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"What if to reach the highest place you had to fall?"
Peter Mayer

Cresent listens to Paranoid's report and throws Yoshi in the acid pit before she starts drinking more Vanilla Coke.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Yoshi and his clones make a stand and start selling their newest newspaper, The Albatross Daily.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Cresent asks Yoshi what his newpaper is about.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

What the hell is happening? Whos Yoshi? You mean the video-game character? pp gets a drink to calm his nerves.

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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com/").com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.net/").net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/").org(/url)

Cresent tells pp that Frodo turned into a Yoshimatzu or something like that, and there's a picture of him on one of the last two pages, and that his nickname is Yoshi. Cresent also tells pp what the weather is like, what his drink is actually made of, and then talks on and on about any other topic she can think of.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Mikhailovich sets up a bookstand, selling bootleg copies of the Kama Sutra 2, Breasts of Space, and of course, the Albatross Daily

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Onward to battle!

Quote

Originally posted by phantompenguin:
Whos Yoshi? You mean the video-game character?

ooc: Very good, I think your'e the first one to get it.

Yoshi then says that the newspaper talks about the weather, sports, intergalactic news, etc.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

(OOC: I think pp was referrring to the Mario character not the Tekken one)

Paranoid recognizes pp as confused and recommends a decent organizational system, preferably chaos. Paranoid then decides to take a break and jumps in the acid pit, mistaking it for a hot tub.

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"What if to reach the highest place you had to fall?"
Peter Mayer

Cresent laughs at Paraniod and buys a copy of the Albatross Daily from Frodo.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

ooc: Yeah, he probably was.

Yoshi makes a hot tub right beside the acid pit and gets in it.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Paranoid finds the real hot tub and jumps in to wash of the acid.

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"What if to reach the highest place you had to fall?"
Peter Mayer

D throws a toaster into the real hot tub, frying all of its inhabitants.

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"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."

All of a sudden a bunch of quicksand appears right beside the acid pit. Yoshi and his clones then throw D into the quicksand.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Paranoid now smells like toast and attempts to order some jam so he can eat himself.

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"What if to reach the highest place you had to fall?"
Peter Mayer

Cresent uses Yoshi as a rope to pull D out of the quicksand. She throws a few packs of strawberry jam at Paranoid, and sits down to drink more Vanilla Coke.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Mikhailovich wonders why Cresent loves vanilla coke so much, because, after all, it is just a crappy sub-flavor of Coke. So Mikhailovich goes and sabatages the supply of Vanilla Coke in stock and then cancels the order for 200 million bottles to be delivered, and disables the dispensor machine.

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Onward to battle!