"Great," D thinks. "Now I'm made of Carbon." D calls his cruiser on the wrist com, and awaits the aide of his faithful crew. Considering that he is floating through space alone with no distraction, he takes a moment to ponder his purpose in life. Must be to kill cooldude.
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"Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas."
totally off subject:
Well, peple, don't be scared to go to the dentist. A dentist will never hurt you: theres nothing to be scared about. Except if your dentist is Doctor SHRIEK (shrill shriek)
"Well, kid, im docteor shriek! Don't worry, im a professional!."
"professional what?"
"BOWLER!! Yes, i won three gold medals..."
"OK. Lets get to work. Open your mouth wide open....just a bit more, just for you to take off your jaw..."
Well you got the image, cos I sent Desperado to dr. Shriek!! (shrill shriek)
Nyahahahaha!
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Cooldude
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Carnotaur then opens fire with his triple-barreled rotary isomagnetic disintigrator and opens fire on Cooldude.
Cooldude is blown apart and must be reassembled by his robots on his ship.
Carnotaur then organizes a massive army of renegade Voinian soldiers who begin a coup of the Voinian Empire.
While Carnotaur's army begins to take command of Voinia, Carnotaur brings with him a batallion of his imperial
soldiers and comes to The Albatross. Once there, Carnotaur orders Cooldude to behave himself or he will be
destroyed. Carnotaur then orders his assassins to place Doctor Shriek under arrest, and then send him to the
Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
(OOC: Please don't use that many OOOOOs because it screws up the window.)
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If at first you don't succeed...Hit it harder! - Me
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html")EV Chronicles(/url).
Luke finishes his Microwaveable Albatross. Pretty crappy. He decides to become a vigilante who kills everyone who screws up the screen with a big stream of one letter over and over.
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Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
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pp manages to get out of the acid pit with 34 kills from the acid pit. That's better. Wishing I had the power to karma slap Cooldude right now.
Shaking his head pp takes a deep breath... (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002269.html#")This(/url) is the perfect example of a good bar. No real point to them, just there for fun, but you've gotsta' follow the rules. Follow them now. Evil glare
Out of boredem pp adds "Salads" to the bar menu, just to see the reactions of the bar patrons, heh.
And please don't make the window all screwy with execive (I know I spelled it wrong, too lazy to get dictionary) letters like you did, it's annoying.
Edit: By the way, this is also a bit annoying. (To me anyways) I'm sure you've got better things to do with your time anyways, so don't do it. More Evil Glaring
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
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Originally posted by Desperado:
**"Salad? How dare you?!" D can't take it any more and breaks down crying at the thought of salad on the menu. Thankfully, the monkeys comfort him... good monkey, yes....
**
pp laughs hysterically and takes down salads from the menu.
"Hey, where's my monkey?
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
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Originally posted by Desperado:
**The question is not "Where IS your monkey?" but rather "Where ISN'T your monkey?" Once you understand the state of being of the monkey in general, only then can you get in touch with your personal monkeys.
**
Forget the jibberish, where's my monkey?
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
pp teaches the monkey to do all sorts of odd things and eventually teaches the monkey to do his bartending duties for him.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
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Originally posted by Desperado:
**D goes on a murderous rampage, during which all non-human lifeforms are eliminated from the bar. "Get back to work! Oh wait... the penguin's dead too..."
**
pp waits for somebody other than pp and D to post. Meanwhile, he sits back in the Underworld Cruiseliner, not yet sure of where he's being taken.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
pp climbs out the underworld and breaks Cooldude's back, just for the heck of it.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
pp takes a nap when suddenly... (Insert something here)
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Erm... on my head would be just fine. pp looks at the hat and realizes it is yet another advertisment for (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")The Lair.(/url) Sheesh, when will the madness end? (Note the subtlely (sp?) placed ad for (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")The Lair.(/url)) 
Edit: Fixed Stupid Code...
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 03-01-2003).)
(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 03-01-2003).)
