"Go Mike, destroy those Vanilla Cokes, all Vanilla Cokes shall be destroyed!!" yells Yoshi and his clones. They then start an intergalactic war against Vanilla Coke.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Cresent repeatedly throws Michailovich into the acid pit for calling Vanilla Coke crappy, and everything else he did, including disabling D's Vanilla Coke dispenser machine. She then goes to war against Yoshi on the side of Vanilla Coke.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Mikhailovich regenerates in the form of Charon, boatsman of the River Styx and calls an end to the universe, but forgets the chant

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Onward to battle!

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Originally posted by Cresent:
She then goes to war against Yoshi on the side of Vanilla Coke.

"You and what army," says Yoshi. Yoshi and his clones then reproduce some more until the number of Yoshis reach 100 billion. They then start attacking VC factories, stores that sell VC, restaurants that serve VC, etc.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Paranoid brings in a crop duster and sprays fungicide everywhere.

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"What if to reach the highest place you had to fall?"
Peter Mayer

Cresent congradulates Paranoid on his great idea and gets her own fungicide-spraying crop duster.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Not knowing what Fungicide is, pp stuffs some into his mouth.

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D forms own anti-Yoshi militia to combat the threat to Vanilla Cokes Universe-wide.

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"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."

Paranoid disembarks from his vehicle and orders some green tea.

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"What if to reach the highest place you had to fall?"
Peter Mayer

Cresent thanks D and Paranoid for their help and gives them each a hug. Then she sprays more Fungicide on Yoshi.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Little do you all know that Yoshi and his clones are immune to fungicide since they are only part mushroom.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Cresent mixes some Yoshicide and happily sprays it at Yoshi.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

While Paranoid is drinking his tea Cresent hugs him. In an attempt not to spill boiling liquid on her fumbling the cup around, looking like an idiot.

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"What if to reach the highest place you had to fall?"
Peter Mayer

(This message has been edited by Paranoid (edited 03-10-2004).)

pp eats Yoshi. There, problem solved.

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Some of Yoshi''s clones come and slice pp open and pull Yoshi out. Then Yoshi kills Cresent and throws her remains into the acid pit.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Cresent gets an acid-proof hose with an acid-proof pump and sprays acid from the acid pit all over Yoshi and his clones.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Yohsi and his clones put up signs that say, "Join the Vanilla Coke war!," all over the galaxy.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Paranoid documents Yoshi's fear of Vanilla Coke and prescribes 24 hours of complete emmersion in White Cream Soda. He then orders more green tea.

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"What if to reach the highest place you had to fall?"
Peter Mayer

Yoshi and his clones bathe in White Cream Soda for 24 hours, just like Paranoid said. But when Yoshi and his clones get out, they hate Vanilla Coke even more than before. Yoshi then kills Paranoid for being wrong.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Mikhailovich wakes up from being passed out in the bathroom for a week and discovers really how stupid some of these people can be.

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Onward to battle!