Aragorn walks into the bar. All of a sudden he pulls out a laser blaster. "This bar is now the Prancing Pony, anyone who opposes me shall be blown to pieces!" yells Aragorn.
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Originally posted by Frodo101:
**Aragorn walks into the bar. All of a sudden he pulls out a laser blaster. "This bar is now the Prancing Pony, anyone who opposes me shall be blown to pieces!" yells Aragorn.
**
Cresent climbs out of the acid pit and stares at Aragorn, confused, wondering when the main Middle Earth weapon went from swords to laser blasters.
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(quote)Originally posted by Cresent:
**I could go on and on answering that in intricate detail, but I'll just say that the Prancing Pony is where two important characters meet(Aragorn(Strider), and Frodo) --I'm a Lord Of The Rings freak:p
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Originally posted by Frodo101:
**Aragorn walks into the bar. All of a sudden he pulls out a laser blaster. "This bar is now the Prancing Pony, anyone who opposes me shall be blown to pieces!" yells Aragorn.
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... pp suddenly gets an evil look on his face. How dare him, that fool. pp clicks a few knobs, which causes some panels in the floor to twist over, revealing a number of cannons. "Surrender," pp commands Frodo. Frodo falls to his knees in cooperation, but pp blows him up anyways.
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**... pp suddenly gets an evil look on his face. How dare him, that fool. pp clicks a few knobs, which causes some panels in the floor to twist over, revealing a number of cannons. "Surrender," pp commands Frodo. Frodo falls to his knees in cooperation, but pp blows him up anyways.
**
Hey, Frodo didn't change the name, Aragorn did. So don't go blowing up innocent bystanders.
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Originally posted by Trugati:
**Trugati looks even more confused. Then she grabs her transmitter and calls Gollum into the bar. Yeah, now we're going to have some REAL fun.
**
Gollum sees Frodo and attacks him. Frodo gets Gollum off of himself and stabbs Gollum with Sting his sword. He then throws Gollum into the acid pit. Frodo then notices with disgust that Gollum had bit one of his fingers off.
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(This message has been edited by Frodo101 (edited 04-01-2003).)
Bleh, it sounds like all of you are walking advertisments for LoTR.
pp slices Gollum up and throws him out. Only paying customers are allowed to stay, :p.
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**Bleh, it sounds like all of you are walking advertisments for LoTR.
pp slices Gollum up and throws him out. Only paying customers are allowed to stay, :p.
**
Cresent whispers something in pp's ear, and pp runs to Frodo and gives him the same treatment he gave to Gollum, while screaming "Pay up you stupid hobbit!" Cresent looks over and sees Aragorn, still standing by the door holding his lazer gun. She laughs hysterically and gets some Vanilla Coke.
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Originally posted by Cresent:
**Cresent whispers something in pp's ear, and pp runs to Frodo and gives him the same treatment he gave to Gollum, while screaming "Pay up you stupid hobbit!" Cresent looks over and sees Aragorn, still standing by the door holding his lazer gun. She laughs hysterically and gets some Vanilla Coke.
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"Okay, okay," Frodo says while giving pp some credits. "I was hoping that you forgot that I never paid," Frodo says. Then Frodo throws Cresent into the acid pit for reminding pp that Frodo hadn't paid.
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**Bleh, it sounds like all of you are walking advertisments for LoTR.
**
Yeah, I got kinda carried away. Sorry if I went too far out into LOTR land.
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Your lucky D isn't here, Frodo. He'd chuck you in the acid post for posting twice in a row.
Cresent gets more Vanilla Coke...yummm.
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-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.
DY4 bans Vanilla Coke.
Then leaves so he can escape the acid pit. 
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-You are being observed by a higher life form. Not that you care anyway.
-Violence Is Not The Answer. Violence Is The question. Yes Is The Answer.
Cresent starts a mass riot against DY4's rule. The riot lasts for hours until Cresent realizes that DY4 has no authority to make rules in the bar, and celebrates by drinking all the Vanilla Coke in the bar, and ordering more with D's credit card(again)
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Originally posted by Trugati:
**Trugati gets tired of Vanilla Coke and orders cherry coke.
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WOOHOO! I use to to love that stuff.
pp chucks DY4 into the acid pit. "You've no right to make rules. Cresent is more valuable, since he pays and frequents the bar more often, anyhow." :D.
Edit: Mooe? What the hec is mooe?
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**WOOHOO! I use to to love that stuff.
pp chucks DY4 into the acid pit. "You've no right to make rules. Cresent is mooe valuable, since he pays and frequents the bar more often, anyhow." :D.
**
Cresent considers throwing pp in the acid pit for calling her a him again , but changes her mind and throws Trugati in instead, as punishment for deserting Vanilla Coke.
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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.
Frodo gets a huge bowl and fills it with White Cream Soda. Then he throws Cresent in the bowl of White Cream Soda as punishment for not liking White Cream Soda.
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(This message has been edited by Frodo101 (edited 04-03-2003).)
"Hahaha, feet!... by the way, where's Trugati? And I remember Luke posting here once... (than again, he's been missing from the Boozaramma for a while, too), and whatever happened to our beloved D?
Edit: I.
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