39: You spend so much time looking for answers on a web board that you can no longer spell "Azdgari" or "Voinian"
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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.
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40.) You think Turncoat Pirates are cute, and you want to meet one.
41.) You have a sudden urge to test the self-destruct button.
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**42.You spend hundreds of millions just to upgrade your pretty blue miranu heavy frieghter into a warship.**
the normal miranu freighter upgrades into a warship better.
43-you attempt to dominate voinia in a scoutship.
44-you compleate the Igadzra mission string and accidently buy a shuttle craft instead of and Igazra.
45-you are used to shoot em up style games and there fore attack everything in sight.
46-the first hour you spent playing override was actually spent figuring out how to jump into the next system.
47-you don't understand the concept of fuel.
48-You cannot figure out how to fire your blaze cannons.
49-you figure that since the krait fighter is the next fastest fighter in the game it must be the next best.
50-you have done 99% of the things on this topic.
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(This message has been edited by Captain Phillips (edited 02-22-2004).)
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So why do all those wierd alien names look similar?
(in all seriousness, I've only been playing for a day or two now)
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I madam, I made radio. So I dared! Am I mad? Am I?(This message has been edited by Snake Anthony (edited 02-22-2004).)
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**So why do all those wierd alien names look similar?(in all seriousness, I've only been playing for a day or two now)
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whacks head
Because they use all the same letters
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Holy Crap!
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**the normal miranu freighter upgrades into a warship better.
**I checked the stats of the Miranu "normal" freighter, and they are almost the same as the freight-courier, just with a larger cargo space. As far as warshipping is coucerned, the two ships are equivalent, and the Miranu freighter is cheaper.
51: you sell your shuttle weapons and afterburner to make space for a cargo pod to take this interesting passenger mission that pay more than normal (because the passengers wish to go to a renegade-infested independant system)
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The (url="http://"https://secure.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/store/hazel.cgi?action=serve&item;=breakdown.html&BREAKDOWN;_SKUID=1480")Ambrosia Mac CD(/url) with other registrations - 5$. Paying for (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/")EV Nova(/url) as it's such a great game - 30$.
The (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/tshirts.html")1337 EV Nova T-shirt(/url) - 22$. The (url="http://"http://w00tware.ev-nova.net/")NovaTools(/url) by wOOtWare to tinker with your Nova - FREE!
The feeling you're a Nova geek - priceless.
There are things you can't buy or that are free, for everything else, there's indeed Eurocard Mastercard. -
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41.) You have a sudden urge to test the self-destruct button.**
lol! I've done that before!
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52.After you leave Earth for the first time you see red fighters and think they must be the evil, so you decide to take them out with your nice new shuttle
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i am the master of all nachos
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53.you think that pirate guy in the turncoat (WHAT IS HIS NAME) is stalking you and decide to give him a piece of your freighter
54.you saw a UE destroyer take the shields of a vionian frigate down and decide to finish it off in your UE fighter
55.you think defence pods will actually help defend you
56.you think turrets are junk because they wont fire for you
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**you are in your freight courier and you freak out at the sight of a krait.**
I freak out when I see a (i)swarm(i) of kraits.
57. You think that a dumb name like "The Disco Bison" would indicate a poorly equipped ship.
58. You know about the DMG and still try to attack said ship.
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59.Your not good enought to play and want to cheat.... but cant figure out how to use forklift
60.After playing for a month you still think the strongest ship in the game is the Helian
61.You missed a rush delivery because you spent 20 days in the SOL system trying to figure out how to jump
62.When you had the mission to scan the vionian dreadnaught you thought you had to get near enought to it that you could see it
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63. You leave Earth in your trusty little shuttle, you figure out how to jump to another system, and you can't stop to land.
64. You decide to check strict play and your first mission takes you to Hatuli where you meet several angry Turncoats.
65. When you jump into Mirava you're attacked by a swarm of angry couriers.Wait, were these supposed to be funny? Oops...
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**63. You leave Earth in your trusty little shuttle, you figure out how to jump to another system, and you can't stop to land.**
I am trying to teach a neighbor how to play and she is having alot of trouble with that.
66. You can't figure out where the front of your ship is pointing.
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67: You don't know what the red pointer on the map means.
68: You decide the only way to get money is to gamble.
-Both of these happened to me in EV.
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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
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**I am trying to teach a neighbor how to play and she is having alot of trouble with that.
66. You can't figure out where the front of your ship is pointing.
Insanity has its advantages**
I had trouble landing for a bit too in Classic, and when I decided to buy the Miranu courier when first exploring Miranu space I couldn't tell where it was pointing. Silly me.
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**67: You don't know what the red pointer on the map means.
**when I first played I thought the the red arrow showed where an enemy fleet was and stayed as far away as I could.
69-you think the zidara has a blind spot to the front.
70-since you can't find where to buy a combat ship you try to upgrade a freighter into a warship. (I actually tried this once, you don't even want to know what that voinian frigate did to me.)
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71-you try to add a rocket launcher to a krait.
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Cmon people, the (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&SUBMIT;=Go")Chronicles(/url) are worth looking at. -
#72: After completing Voinian storyline, you tell the Voinians to see you as a leader.
#73: The Voinians accept you as their leader.
#74 The Voinians accept your orders.
#75 You wonder if it would be fun to attack an Azdgari Warship.
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