Ok, so I am playing along, exploring, slaying monsters, earning gold. Then I look at myself and it hits me: I am sporting a mullet. That's right, that haircut beloved by rednecks and German soccer players alike, short on top, long at the back. Websites have been dedicated to ridicule this haircut, books have been published to explore the possible sociological reasons why anyone would want to want to cut their hair that way. And now, me. I am devastated, I think I need to lie down for a bit.
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