Ouchhhh my foot@#$%^.
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"ah hah!" i've cracked the code! Now no-one can talk in censored any more!! Muhuahahahahahaahahahaha!"
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A multi-dimensional portal opens and Goroth Connelly steps out, looks disoriented, and walks up to the bartender.
"Wanna buy some scumble? I get it directly from the manufacturers. I can get you a regular supply, and it really quiets the guests down."------------------
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Shrout1 begins talking in <classified> (Not (censored) of course!)
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Originally posted by Shrout1:
**...2 tbsps - (from the tbspina region of space:D )
**Very funny. Don't you be starting a game of Mornington Crescent Warship in my bar, now...
BTW, delighted to find somebody else who likes Weebl and Bob! Cheers, OV!
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Originally posted by VoinianAmbassador:
**Very funny. Don't you be starting a game of Mornington Crescent Warship in my bar, now...BTW, delighted to find somebody else who likes Weebl and Bob! Cheers, OV!
**Heh, gotta love those little eggs
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Originally posted by VoinianAmbassador:
**Very funny. Don't you be starting a game of Mornington Crescent Warship in my bar, now...BTW, delighted to find somebody else who likes Weebl and Bob! Cheers, OV!
**The smiley was because I got the tbspbina thing from you! Sorry I didn't make not of that at the time...
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Originally posted by gyrospin:
*Gyro tries to use the salt trick (nasty cough, damaging throat) but uses lemonade instead, making him gag.*I didn't really do this. Really.
**Yeah... lemonade... that'd make for an interesting combonation... Well, it doesn't taste the best (even in water... :D) but it works. It's called Osmosis... Neat little thing that property is.
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Suddenly, like in a old western movie, the bar doors fly open and Will steps in; brandishing two antique feather dusters.
Will begins to walk to the bar. Unfortunately, he slips on a <classified> and falls on his back, completely spoiling the effect of his earlier entrance.The other patrons laugh themselves silly.
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Will jumps to his feet, hoping that nobody noticed his obviously intentional slip.
No such luck. He walks to the bar where the barman starts to crack up.
"What's so funny?" Enquires Will.
"Go and look in a mirror!" comes the reply, and the barman holds up a silver plate.
looking at himself in the mirror, Will realises that he has a blob of <classified> on his nose. Rushing to the toilets, he finds the door locked... -
hehehehe... (Shrout1 giggles to self).... The codebot floats back in and goes next to BorbII to help him in confusing OV... <boooooooop..sheeeeeeeeebot...zzzzzeeeeeeeeeet>
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Will finds a replicator in the toilet and immediately sets about replicating the codebots. Within minutes the bar is filled with the sounds of uncomprehensible gibberish - a <classified>'s head explodes from the effects of noise pollution.
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Shrout1 is enjoying this immensely!
Shrout1's codebot immediately begins to converse with Captain Will's codebot, over an infrapink bandwidth wave with quantum encryption level 5 and rotating code variables... OV must be veeerrrrry tempted to decode...
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Gyro flies up to the front of the bar with his summer squash powered cloaking device on. The bargoers still don't notice anything, despite the fact that a person is floating around, flipping switches, and ordering people around in a light Destroyer outside the busted saloon-doors; all while seemingly standing on nothing.
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Shrout1 reaches into his pocket and takes out a small rounded rectangular prism made of metal, about the size of his palm. He presses an indentation on its surface. Immediately a holographic display pops up, some type of an inventory. Shrout1 taps around on it and finally presses the indentation again. Suddenly a glowing blue ball, energy streaming around it, appears in the bar. A clown falls out.
"Darnit! That wasn't what I <mumble> grmnmblelble...." Shrout1's voice fades away. He activates the Holodisplay again and runs through the list. This time he presses the button and out of thi void comes his contained blast antimatter rifle, all shiny and clean. He presses the indentation on the metal pad and the void disappears. He puts it back into his pocket.
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In a flash of electric-blue light, Bill Gates appears in the middle of the bar!
"Hey!" he says, "I used my <censored> microsoft <classified> to teleport into the bar!"His happiness is shortlived however, when Captain Will reaches out and pulls his glasses off his face. He begins scrabbling on the floor for them, but Will has them safely stored in his <classified> pocket.
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Goroth watches interestedly and drinks some scumble. He remarks about how pretty the pink elephants are today before his head drops down onto the bar.
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