Greetings, and welcome to my bar & grill!
To break the molds of bars on the board, I developed this Bar & Grill.
The minimal age for drinking is 13, so it you're too young, don't try, but feel free to order food!

Today's specialty is Roast Touim!
Soup of the day is Brandy Stew.

For today only, with every kid's meal you get a free Renegade Skull!

Have fun!

(Also note, for VIP's there is an Inn upstairs, rooms are relatively cheap)

Red goes behind the bar, lights the grill, sprays it with Voinian Vodka, and watches the flames blacken the ceiling...

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"And as the Darkness descends, do you follow the light, or embrace the darkness?"
~Diane Kinsman
(little known philosopher, early 21st century)
(they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "*****"

A Zidara sweeps into the system paint a bit split and scarred in some places from the many battles that the pilot had put the ship through. The ship docks, and in a few minutes, Rima steps into the bar. She goes up to the bartender.

"I'd like some Saalian Brandy for the moment. And do make it quick."

Rima sits down, scanning the the room carefully.

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Who needs a signature?

I parked my car in the underearth parking of the inn and walked up the stairs. The smell of the renegade skull made me wonder if I could sell some I had capture.

-Hi! where is the gift shop, I asked to the barman?

-First left down the corridor.

-Thank you.

I walked there and put my three alien renegade skulls on the counter with one human renegade, the most valuable of the four since it is more rare.

-How much?

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

Red makes Rima a Saalian brandy.. "Don't worry about the cost, ok? It's on the house."

Red then yelled into an intercom, calling NDJ into the Bar.
"I'm trying to minimize crew required, so everything will be held in the bar. Now, for those skulls. I'll give you... hmm.."
Red picked up the skulls and looked at each of them carefully...
"I'll give you 75 credits for these strandless skulls, that one has a bullet hole in the back so it's only worth around 55 credits.. and that's generous. As for the Human skull, I'll give you a hundred. So that's 390 credits for the lot. Deal?"

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"And as the Darkness descends, do you follow the light, or embrace the darkness?"
~Diane Kinsman
(little known philosopher, early 21st century)
(they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "*****"

... Deal and some water

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

Quantum boy (aka. Grundy) walks in and orders a Crescent Burger and some water. While waiting for the order, he destroys air atoms with his quantum powers.

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"I'm gonna drop you like Third Period French!"
-Ocean's 11

Red makes the Skull Collector his water... "That'll be included in the value.. here's 389 credits."

Red flipped a hamburger off the grill, onto a plate, and slide it towards quantum boy. That'll be 5 credits....

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"And as the Darkness descends, do you follow the light, or embrace the darkness?"
~Diane Kinsman
(little known philosopher, early 21st century)
(they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "*****"

a UE Cruiser lands slowly and carefully. "Fücking teenage pilots, always landing crooked." UEA cursed. as the Admiral walks up to the bar he glances around checking for hostile Voinians. seeing that there were non as of yet he orders a small glass of Saalian Brandy and a gallon of V8. "how much this gonna set me back? include a room in the inn."

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Insanity has its advantages

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Quantum boy eats the burger, and gives Red a 5 cred stick.
"Wheres my water?"

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"I'm gonna drop you like Third Period French!"
-Ocean's 11

-I am rich, 389 credit, the world belongs to me!
Hey! Any one older than 13? That water is excellent, is it some Flat or Flat Extra?
If it's Flat only, I'll blow up the inn.

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

Red gives Quantum Boy a glass of water, and takes the credit chip.
He then gives UE Admiral a glass of cheap saalian brandy.... "What do you mean 'The Inn'? There's no 'Inn' here... "

Red then hands everyone in the bar a small miranu skull... the cheapest they come.

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"And as the Darkness descends, do you follow the light, or embrace the darkness?"
~Diane Kinsman
(little known philosopher, early 21st century)
(they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "*****"

"the Inn upstairs. i would assume that an Admiral woud be considered a VIP. and what about my gallon of V8 eh? seeing that you were low on crew i thought asking here would be the best coarse of action."

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Insanity has its advantages

(This message has been edited by U.E. Admiral (edited 06-14-2002).)

Rima takes a sip of the Saalian Brandy. It tasted good enough. She turns to Ne Demord Jamais to answer his question.

"I'm older than 13, though not by much."

She says that and turns back to her drink.

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Who needs a signature?

A tall Voinian walks in to the bar/grill and holds up five UE skulls saying.
“How much can I get for these all Admirals from one the UE fleets I ran into geting here.”
"Hay Ne Demord Jamais I’m 14 :)"

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Hi mi nombre es Desert-Rat que quisiera alquilar un cuarto

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Desert-Rat for president
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Ships are safe in harbor but that's not what ships are for

-Well, I am almost twenty, in a few days. Red, that ought to be some Flat water in your Grill. Tastes good.

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

the Admiral hearing the deep powerful voice of the Voinian he uses his teleportation powers(recevied in a prefious bar) and apears right behind the Voinian blaze beemer drawn and puts a rather large hole in the Voinians chest. as the Voinian falls to the ground dead UEA takes the skulls from the cold dead grip of the enemy's hand. after running a quick DNA scan he finds that they were not Admiral skulls after all. they were civilians. after finding this out and becomeing very angry UEA pulls out his weapon again and this time leaves nothing but a pool of blood and the skull. "Voinians....such a savage race. but then who am i to say? humans can be just as savage." UEA brings the skulls to his Cruiser, attaches them to a hunter missle and launches them out into space. "hopefully any other Voinians that feel like causing trouble will try the next system."

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Insanity has its advantages

UEA=not the best writer in the world.

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Got any Dr. Pepper?

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"What reason would we have to commit murder when we say that women who induce abortions are murderers and will give account of it to God? For the same person would not regard the fetus in the womb as a living thing and therefore an object of God's care. -Athenagorus of Athens

-Nah, only diet pepsi, Extra & Flat Water, alcohol. It is sad...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

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Originally posted by Ne Demord Jamais:
**-Nah, only diet pepsi, Extra & Flat Water, alcohol. It is sad...

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pepsi is evil (no cap intended), and is the scourge of the universe; roach juice! You must turn from your ways and accept the better side of the soft drink world. CocaCola and company.

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