"Kick me out?" Esponer asked in an amused tone. "Never heard of respecting your elders, kid?"
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-Lyat Esponer Corsair
no one kicks out Esponer. me maybe but not Esponer. he is all powerfull.
(the UE Marines arive outside the bar and listen for any rucus.)
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Insanity has its advantages
"Actually, you'll find I at no point called you a child molester - I called you something of a dickhead, although I meant that purely in the affectionate way," Esponer replied, backing off very slowly. "And you're a kid up until you learn how to spell and punctuate correctly - and no, correct punctuation doesn't include smileys, I'm afraid."
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-Lyat Esponer Corsair
Redchigh hears the commotion, and comes out. wearing a powder wig and a robe. A pedastal appears, and he sits on it, and bangs his gavel on the desk.
"Court has now been called to order. This is the case of "Simon vs State Bar" (pun there. 
). Esponer, you have 36 hours to find a lawyer, if you cannot find one, one will be provided. On the State side, A lawyer is also needed, but only one please.
Esponer is charged with the following counts.
I. Generating Chaos in the 1st degree. (up to 1Mil fine, and/or 3 posts jail)
II. Holding the Bar Hostage, 1st degree offense. (2-10 posts jail)
III. Possession of Anti-matter, 1st degree offense. (4-8 posts jail)
IV. Destruction of private property, 1st degree. (3-7 posts jail)
V. Intruduction of Information of a Pedophillic Nature, 1st degree offense. (7 posts jail or death by Mod Permaban.)
Jail will be in the corner.
Clothes will consist of black leather straps, coated with extra-chafage lotion, convict will be hogtied, and locked in cage with a rabid, horny, martha stewart. She will also have a Cattle Prod for even more laughs.
Esponer, how do you plea?
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"And as the Darkness descends, do you follow the light, or embrace the darkness?"
~Diane Kinsman
(little known philosopher, early 21st century)
(they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "*****"
"OOOO!!!!" Pick me, Lyat, pick me!!!!!!!!"
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"I'm gonna drop you like Third Period French!"
-Ocean's 11
"I plea..." Esponer began, pausing dramatically, "not guilty on the count of creating chaos - it was already there. Guilty on the charge of holding the bar hostage, not guilty on the charge of possession of anti-matter - if you look closely you'll find this isn't an anti-matter mine but a rubber ducky. Not guilty on the charge of destruction of private property, as I quite simply do not sink so low as to even hit people in their privates thank you very much, and not guilty to introduction of information of a paedophilic nature - and I will fight on this one - because, in fact, I said nothing of a paedophilic nature, and it was your interpretion which saw it as such."
"In other words, I'm going on holiday soon anyway, so I won't be around for the entire trial," Esponer continued, sticking his tongue out.
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-Lyat Esponer Corsair
(This message has been edited by SilverDragon (edited 06-28-2002).)
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Originally posted by SilverDragon:
**"Actually, you'll find I at no point called you a child molester - I called you something of a dickhead, although I meant that purely in the affectionate way," Esponer replied, backing off very slowly. "And you're a kid up until you learn how to spell and punctuate correctly - and no, correct punctuation doesn't include smileys, I'm afraid."
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You are right old man/woman/it you did not called me a child molester sorry.
Your going on holiday whare to?
I'll be your lawyer to show you I am not mad if you want.
I got a Docter and he said I need to let go.
(This message has been edited by Borb II (edited 06-29-2002).)
