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Originally posted by mamajama:
**I would say pretty clearly, no chance. I counted 5, count em 5, one post battles in your last post, Mr. Moderator. If any player did that, they would be severely scolded. Why are you an exception?
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Because he's Carno , the God-Mod, silly. He does whatever he wants. Duh! :rolleyes:
First Lieutenant Jeshi tossed and turned on his bed at the Naval Command Barracks. He heard something; it sounded like sneering and laughing. Getting up, he went quickly to the sound. He saw two Zidigar, who were apparently fighter pilots, ganging up on another officer. "Yah, go back home to your parents, Strandless fodder!" "I'm telling you chaps, don't make me pull the jolly rank. Attacking a superior officer is considered treason and" "Treason schmeason. We're gonna show you the color of your insides, right, Fax?" "No one's seeing the color of anyone's insides!" Jeshi thundered. "You two, fighter pilots, you are suspended for one week on charges of treason. Now scram!" The officer walked over to Jeshi, and saluted smartly. "Lieutenant, sah!! Thank you very much, sah!! What are your orders, sah!!" "You're a Commander, correct?" "Yes, sah! Commander Jen reporting, sah!!" "What made those two privates gang on you like that?" "Bit o' trouble about me ancestry, sah!!" "And what about your 'ancestry'?" "Mother was cast out as a Strandless, sah! She got together with a bloomin' Strandless Azdgari and had me, sah! Mother was accepted back into Zidagar society, and I was drafted, sah! Two privates thought I didn't deserve bein' Commander and tried to gut me, sah!" Jeshi nodded, and said "I understand why they want to, but anyone competent enough to be Commander should be respected by all under his command. Come with me, please." "Yes, sah!!"
The two came to a medical facility, and Jeshi addressed one of the off-duty doctors. "Doctor, could you perform some blood tests on this officer?" "Yessir!" The results came back, and the doctor said "His father was an outcast Azdgari, his mother told me, so his DNA is predominately Azdgari, but he still retains his mother's outer features and Zidagar personality." Jeshi nodded, and remembered the research about Azdgari and psionic powers. "Commander Jen, you're the captain of a Frigate, correct?" "Yes, sah!" "I'd like you to go to Tollb, and ask for either Saraine or Admiral Espilot. You'll be told what to do from there, although explaining your situation would help." "Yes, sah!"
An hour later, the Playwright blasted out of the spaceport, which was now crowded with in-the-making Zidigar ships.
Vice Admiral Kalej looked through the reports he'd gotten, and saw Benden's message. "Excellent!" He opened a channel with Kennel. "Kennel, you know those slug claws?" "Yes sir." "I was thinking, if we could get these mechs to fire them, they could rip through most any material." "Probably, but how would we get them anywhere effective?" "The missile hyperdrives. Except we attatch them to mechs. We hyper the mechs straight into an enemy ship, and shoot everything on it. Of course, they'd have to be resistant to psionic force..." "You know, the researchers working on slug claws found that they're extremely resistance to EM fields; they might as well just bounce off. And psionic energies are created by the brain, which uses it's own kind of electromagnetic energy..." "I see! Well, get those mechs plated with that stuff! They'll be bulkier because of ammo stores and the hyperdrives, but they should be pretty damn effective."
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(This message has been edited by ESPilot (edited 04-30-2002).)
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