Alien, completely underwhelmed by Crocix's display with the Miranu Electromagnetic Gonad Constrictor Beam, sets a glimmering pistol on the table that the others have gathered around.
"That, my friends, is a REAL weapon. It is a Hinwar Retina Cauderizing Pistol," Alien brags. "It fries your target's eyes and boils the fluids inside. This causes a neural feedback into the optic cortex of the victim's brain, rendering him a blind and lobotomized shell of his former self."
"That's nothing," Iothe chimes in. "This knife can shave the cilia off a bacterium without even touching the cell's membrane."
"Big deal," Shade retorts. "The switch on this box activates a harmonic field that resonates with a target's cerebrospinal fluid until his skull exploits into bloody shards."
Gazza and Grundy were about to present bizarre weapons of their own until the renegade with no new name interrupts. "This is a Confederate Scrotum Shrinker Pistol...," but before he could finish the others yell in unison, "Confederate? This is a different game, you moron!" Then each person grabs his weapon and aims it at the clueless renegade. The renegade is reduced to emasculated mush in a nanosecond, but the stench leaves each of them feeling nauseated despite their tough guy personas.
"That will teach that refugee from EV," Alien quips.
The others concur, then proceed to revive the unconscious Voinian Commander of Tientu.
I guess the IM did work