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      Welcome back everyone to the Freeport bar! This is the same bar where blood has been shed over and over! Home of mindless violence. Let's start!

      OV walks in and gets behind the bar. "This place is a sight for sore eyes..... Hey! i remember that bloodstain! That's when Phoenix blew me apart!"

      OV puts up a sign. Today is Patriots Day! Patriots fans get free drinks and if they win everyone gets 10000000000 Free Drinks!!!!

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    • Jess walks in and falls face down on the floor. I am incredibly hungover. Neat vodka, too much. Feel sick, headache. 14 is too young to drop unconscious.

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    • {Null} walks into Freeport bar, twirling a pistol. He looks around for a suitable maiden, and spots Jess. He shoots his pistol at her, which stuns her, and carries her to his ship, the {Null}.

      (Hmmm, I take it Jess and corey broke up? Wow, I'm behind on the times. :rolleyes: )

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      Originally posted by draco_2488:
      **{Null} walks into Freeport bar, twirling a pistol. He looks around for a suitable maiden, and spots Jess. He shoots his pistol at her, which stuns her, and carries her to his ship, the {Null}.

      (Hmmm, I take it Jess and corey broke up? Wow, I'm behind on the times. :rolleyes: )

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      The gun was unecessary. I am already very stunned. And I feel highly crap. I feel very unwell. Someone please kill me.
      Corey left, by the way.

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      Corey left, by the way.
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      "Aww, you poor thing."

      {Null} gives Jess a lollipop and brings her back to the bar.

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    • Grundy looks out the window and sighs, it's so great to be back in a bar. He orders a fuzzburger and a large water.

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      Originally posted by Overrider720:
      **Welcome back everyone to the Freeport bar! This is the same bar where blood has been shed over and over! Home of mindless violence. Let's start!

      **

      Mamajama walks in, picks a corner table where she can keep an eye on the room, puts long, leather booted legs up on the barstool, and orders a Mung leaf/Chai tea with honey. Have to keep one's head clear, of course. Buys another round for Jess to clear her head. Mamajama's plasma squirt pistol is loose in the holster...just in case.

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    • OV gets Jess a drink that elminates hangover and needs for alchohal

      Hope you feel better Jess

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    • Mamajama stretches unobtrusively and continues observing the bar scene. Various cutthroats watching the Superbowl on the wall holovision.Some are actually participating, by the look of those in the virtual reality suits. A few others attempt to catch her eye. After all, for a 138 year old broad, she doesn't look half bad. Of course, this particular body is only 28. However, her interest in the bar clientele is strictly professional. Somewhere in this sleaze and ooze is a criminal mastermind. Both UE and Stellar Corp, for slightly differing reasons, have hired her services as a bounty hunter to get this individual captured. At the moment, very few in here seem to even have a mind, much less a mastermind. Mamajama continues to wait. Perhaps her prey will do something revealing...or stupid.

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    • Whoa, 6 hours of pregame is pretty boring...I really wish they would just AIR THE FREAKIN' GAME! :mad: + 😕

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    • i am the mud runs in and imidiatly juumps behind the bar, 5 guy run in and ask if anyone has seen the guy who just jumped their ship.

    • "No, havn't seen anyone come in here for hours!" Says OV. "Oh man! What's that as OV points to the door.

      The 5 men turn as OV reaches under the bar and grabs a huge laser rifle and shoots holes in the 5 men.

      OV looks down to check out the guy under the bar. "You ok?"

      Come on Patriots................

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    • A familliar face walks in to the bar.

      "I am Spectre!!!! If any of you remember me the number behind my name represents how many posts I have to live!!!!! Starting now of course!!! I can not be killed!!!!!" Spectre starts wreaking havoc

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      A fond memory of us original Freeporters 🙂
      ~OV

    • UEA walks in and waits for the others to arive while sipping a brandy.
      /me ponders what the next adventure will bring

      A priest walks in and exorsizes Spectre 0001 out of the bar 😛

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      Originally posted by Spectre 0001:
      **A familliar face walks in to the bar.

      "I am Spectre!!!! If any of you remember me the number behind my name represents how many posts I have to live!!!!! Starting now of course!!! I can not be killed!!!!!" Spectre starts wreaking havoc

      ~OV**

      Can this maniac possibly be the Hand of Joy? The one behind the shuttling of millions of credits to unauthorized bank accounts from UE coffers, the devious mind behind the diverting of drugs meant for SC agents? Probably not, Mamajama thinks, but takes a shot anyway. The plasma squirt gun makes a neat hole in the Spectre's shoulder - and in the bar behind him...Mamajama slips out the door.

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    • Gazza walks into the bar and says "hi all"
      and promtly decides he has had enough of those strandless types hanging around the corner of the bar and promtley dipatches them with a shot from his Ultra Heavy Neaurion Rifle.
      Gazza orders a sallian brandy and goes and sits next to Jess.
      "Are you all right?, You see to have some how caught fire"...

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    • Hey isnt it the Super Bowl today?
      IM in Australia I wouldn't know.

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    • (Goodness, the nostalgia I haven't seen Pheonix since the bar after Bar Latte 2)

      Blue-white lightning arcs from every electronic thingy in the bar, throwing brilliant bluish light around the room.
      The glare momentarily blinds everybody in the bar; when they manage to clear the afterimages from their eyes, a cloaked figure is standing in the center of the bar, hands resting on the glowing blue-etched hilt of a large Energy Blade.
      Shining blue eyes turn to look at OV.
      "I am Shade." the figure states. "Fetch me a Tomato Juice, will you? My throat is killing me."
      Taking the proffered Tomato Juice, Shade creates a la-z-boy sofa with a wave of one gloved hand, and sits down.
      "Now, UEA, what will the next adventure bring? It begins here, in this bar.
      But it's direction and ultimate purpose not even I know yet.
      Everybody, please post on what your preferred direction for exploration is.
      Thanks to Council maps discovered by Jess, we have four options;
      -Make our way beyond the Crescent to find the mysterious beings beyond;
      -Explore beyond the Ji Nebula to investigate the strange things which lurk there;
      -Expore beyond the Proxima Nebula to investigate the strange things which lurk there;
      -Or travel the distances beyond Voinian space to confront the Voinians' dark masters.
      OK everybody, start telling me!"

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      Originally posted by Shade:
      Thanks to Council maps discovered by Jess, we have four options;
      -Make our way beyond the Crescent to find the mysterious beings beyond;
      -Explore beyond the Ji Nebula to investigate the strange things which lurk there;
      -Expore beyond the Proxima Nebula to investigate the strange things which lurk there;
      -Or travel the distances beyond Voinian space to confront the Voinians' dark masters.
      OK everybody, start telling me!"
      (/B)

      Mamajama suspects that the Hand of Joy might be lurking Down Under in the Proxima Nebula.

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      Originally posted by gazza_2001:
      **Gazza orders a sallian brandy and goes and sits next to Jess.
      "Are you all right?, You see to have some how caught fire"...

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      Jess runs an eye over gazza and grins, 'you bet I have... we have 25 minutes before we set off down the proxima nebula.' She hauls him to his feet, pausing briefly to remind SilverDragon of how annoying his spectres are.

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