This bar is on Earth, a thousand years into the future.
It is a world covered in rampant greenery and the stubs of skyscrapers rising like jagged teeth from the forest below.
Yet Shade manages to find a few remnants of working Human technology amid the ruins; a large room halfway up a derelict skyscraper, carefully mantaineed by servobots all this time.
It is carpeted in rich red, although faded, carpet, and the drinks machines behind the counter still work.
From secure storage eight hundred years old, Shade finds some intact glasses, as well as chairs, tables etc.
Arranging the tables- or getting the 'bots to arrange them- around the room, Shade tests the ancient drinks machines by mixing an elaborate drink, and waits for his companions to arrive.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

Grunadulater teleports in with his kcat.

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Never pet a burning dog.
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OV runs into the bar closely pursued by 3 Mercinaries. OV whips around and fires killing all of them

"Well that was fun"

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FreakOfNature arrives in a purple Vriekswagen hovercraft (still nursing the remains of a splitting headache), produces a Frontier Express credit card, and asks for a glass of 800-year-old single malt Scotch, neat.

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They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
They pursued it with forks and hope;
They threatened its life with a railway-share;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.

Whoa! Shrout1 tumbles through the nexxus and lands on the bar floor. He looks at his barely functioning wrist display unit. It tells him that he is 1000 years from "when" he just came and that he is in the Sol System. "Nuts..." he thinks to himself. "I wonder if my CW is where I left it?" he continues. So he touches a few of the buttons on the display screen and locates it in the vicinity of where Bakoom Bar was. "Darnit, the crust of that alien planet was too thick for the ship to hear my call! I guess that's all for the better though." He touches a couple of other buttons and observes that fusion backups are still at 80%, fuel scoops are still functioning and the cloak is still engaged. "Wow, those energizers do keep going!" he thinks to himself again. The time-warp machine in the ship is still functioning fine too - good, a ride home. So, using up the last bit of power in his wrist unit, he signals his ship again it starts its way to earth. He tells it to land next to the bar. His wrist unit then flickers and dies. "Well, time for a drink....."

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And so Shrout1 finally arrived
And there was Excessive Cheating™

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Rima parks her hovercraft and enters the bar. She decides to see how many posts she'll make before she'll leave. She makes a bet of 5. "Hey, anyone want to make a bet of how many posts I'll make before I fade out of here?"

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Of course Women don't work as hard as men...
They do it right the first time.

Autonav walks in to the bar, and draws a long, glaringly bright energy sword. He promptly drops it and it melts a swath of destruction through the floor.

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Yayyyy, were dooooomed!
-GIR

He then says 'oops' and starts a campaign to destroy all the evil Micro$loth computers.

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Yayyyy, were dooooomed!
-GIR

Esponer walks into the bar, dressed all in black, and walks over to talk with Rima. "How many posts? I say as many as I do; as in, this is my last one. Bars move too quickly..."

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Word.

nah, I'm going to make this one, therefore proving you wrong in your assesment of being the same number as yours, and you have now lost. ok, that was fun. BVars don't go too fast, they just don't go anywhere at all.

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Of course Women don't work as hard as men...
They do it right the first time.

cool, hope you guys can manage to stay this time

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A CW screams in from space, the "Shining Dawn" switches into hover mode and lands on the street below.

A few seconds later skyfox walks into the bar. Orders two drinks 4 large burgers and extra fries. " I have a large appetite."

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Truth is a double edged sword,
with it the ignorant newbie is beaten,
with it your mistakes are exposed.

Payback rolls into the bar, still laughing about the last one. Shade, you are a bastard, but a damn funny one.

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Treat all the world as the world deserves,
With love or with hate but never with harm,
--an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

Hey Payback - I owe you 4*10^47 credits; that's 10% of what U.E. Admiral, gazza and I brought back. Oh, before I got sucked into that nexxus I discovered that the entire planet was composed of one giant precious stone. Its slight vibration due to magnetic and other forces acting upon it caused it to liquify the majority of the thin crust, making it seem that the planet had excessive tectonic activity. Once I get back to my time I think I'll go back and stick the planet in my black hole storage unit.

Shrout1 passes Payback a credit chip for the due amount - redeemable anywhere in the known universe (1000 years ago).

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And so Shrout1 finally arrived
And there was Excessive Cheating™

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Shade serves FreakOfNature his 800-year-old scotch.
OK Skyfox, here's your burgers, but they're laced with arsenic-I'm still at war with you about what you said on that TC poll.
Payback,good to have you back!Glad to see you enjoyed my thingumwotsit!
Say,if people get bored again, we could have another one. Monster hunting amid the ruins of Earth, anyone?

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OV takes his Fuzz and feeds it some more cheese....

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The Fuzz begins to burp odiously

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Grundy forms a monster capturing expidition. Whoever watns to join had until tommarow at about 6:00-7:00 (Central-US). The rules are that you must have one weapon, a shield, and a weapon that stuns things (this may be the first weapon also). I will supply the cages.
Grundy pets the kcat and talks quietly to it about that its next meal will be very juicy.

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Payback chooses:
The Sword of Idiots (monsters are damaged by it as well as becoming dumber)
The Shield of Intermediate Differential Equations, or the Shield of IDEQ for short (can calculate where user will be hit and moves there ot block automatically)
Mountain Dew launcher for stun weapon (because who can stand glowing green piss?)

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-Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url)
Treat all the world as the world deserves,
With love or with hate but never with harm,
--an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

Shade signs up, and chooses; Kinetic Nexus Scepter(my Kinetic Force Scepter from the adventures below Siqwe, modified to use Spatial Nexus energy) oh wait, that means I can't use my Zarian Energy Blades. Ah well.This will also be my stun weapon.
Also the Zarian Energy Shield, which is what it sounds like; a bubble of energy which absorbs the energy of incoming stuff, designed by the Zarians.
Using his implanted cortical link to the CresNet, Shade manages to find a vehicle supplier in this far-future desolation.
Soon enough All-Terrain Aircars(ATAs) for everyone are delivered to Earth by a puzzled- looking delivery guy of 1/4 Voinian, 1/4 Human, 1/4 Emalgha and 1/4 Miranu descent, whose name is Bob.

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