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damn double vision :mad:

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I'll come as well with my Blaze Beamer (main weapon), an ancient club from the year 1567 earth(stun weapon) and the en. shield gen. from the now ancient Azdgari
race (sized down of course)(shield) and one side weapon, Proton Blaster acquired
from the prev. bar and last but not least the regenerater given to me in the Steel Bar.
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/me calls the UE fleet on his transponder and waits for a reply.

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Jess strolls in and buys herself a drink. As I am now a zillionaire (50%, remember?) I'm going to really splash out. She asks Shade for his most shockingly expensive Vodka, and paints her nails.

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You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
Can you play the bongoes?

FreakOfNature searches through the glove compartment of the Vriekswagen and comes up with:

• A red plastic shrimp deveiner - a weapon!

• A large, half-full bottle of sunscreen (S.P.F. 34) - a shield!

• An intricately tooled falchion with a jewel-encrusted hilt, made in Persia in the fourteenth century C.E., sealed in a glass case to protect it from the elements. This is a truly stunning weapon, and I have no idea what it was doing in my glove box.

Right, then. I'm in!

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They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
They pursued it with forks and hope;
They threatened its life with a railway-share;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.

UE Admiral-your precious UE fleet won't answer. Do you think Earth would be in this state if it was still about?
The only humans left alive are independents who've lost all hyperspace capability.
Apart from us, of course.
Jess, as you're now a Zillionaire, I'd suggest you purchase something even more expensive than our most expensive Vodka.
Such as this superbly aged French wine, bottled in the year 400 AD.
Yes, I'll spike it with Vodka if you're really desperate.
Why don't you join up on our Monster hunting expedition while you're at it?
FreakOfNature, I love your weapons list. Inside that freakish exterior lurks the soul of a comedian. Shrimp deveiner! He he he he he! Oh dear, I'm laughing. This can't be right.
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Hmm... Everyone has personal shields now - it would seem as though I have started something :D.

Shrout1's ship settles down with a clunk and a hiss as the gangplank lowers itself. He steps on board and grabs a few new energy packs. He recharges everything and takes a little nap before this whole new adventure thing starts. Let's see, I think I'll bring a long range contained blast antimatter rifle - works well enough (just make sure you don't have it set to blow up the planet). He sets it to "hunt" mode. "Let's see...." Shrout1 browses over his stun weapons, "Neural nullifier... no, too specific. Kinetic force weapon.... not precise enough. Ahh, motion nullifier - perfect!". He straps his wrist unit back on, puts his regenerator in his belt, along with the black hole storage unit. Straps on personal shield and cloak. "Looks like I'm ready to go!"

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Originally posted by Payback:
Mountain Dew launcher for stun weapon (because who can stand glowing green piss?)

DP FOREVER!!

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(quote)Originally posted by Shrout1:
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DP FOREVER!!

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Autonav Digs out:

The dropped energy sword. (still cutting through the floor) WEAPON

An ionic interference disruption emitter (IIDE for short) SHEILD

A tazor (the freakishly overpowered hommade version). STUN

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Yayyyy, were dooooomed!
-GIR

Suddenly a voice from outside the window is heard. "YAHHH!!" It's captian S Pts
flying from his now desroyed ship. Followed quickly by his fuzz. With a thud he lands on the floor. "ouch" "sorry about the roof it was pretty rickity anyway." His fuzz lands on his head. after some explaining by everyone "what a monster hunt?" "Cool!" lets see i have a

Small butter knife (Weapon)

Plate (Shield)

Home cooking (Stun)

He shrugs "hey i was eating dinner"

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Shrout1 decides to take a few practice shots with his gun, to be sure he's safe and all of his equipment is working.

He unlocks the safety and a high pitched whir can be heard, climbing in intensity. He wathches a display on the stock of his weapon and waits for it to fill. After about three seconds it has filled. He raises the gun to his shoulder and takes aim at a ruined building about 900 yards away. A holographic sight with a projection of where the burst will hit is displayed. He points it at one of the old support columns. He cocks the gun (don't know why - I guess it's just really cool to do that) and pulls back on the trigger. In an instant there is a flash from both of the barrels and a streak of light flies across the foreground to the building in a split second. There is a nearly blinding flash and a huge rumbling explosion. The smoke slowly clears away and where the ruined frame of the building used to stand there is now nothing but a few licks of flame. Gotta love this gun :D.

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Okay then... we're off!

The bargoers are walking in the dense forest when a huge Possem jumps in front of them, roaring. The kcat "demonforms" and gets ready to pounce. Every gets ready to shoot thier weapons...

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(edit)Shrout1 Cleans out the Possem and the party moves on (I didn't read that last post completely - I thought we were still "Just on our way" and so I made this bodaciously long little sub-plot here)(/edit)

The party rounds the corner of a once great city block. Suddenly, out of a building bursts a reptillian like creature - huge claws and slathering jaws, but surprisingly agile for its size. It leaps forward and takes out an unregistered newbie - gone in an instant; then it looks menacingly at OV, Payback and Shade. In the background there is a whir, and a cocking gun is heard (it's gotta do that!) Then a red dot appears on what would seem to be the forehead of this monstrous beast. The whir climbs in pitch, reaching its peak. There is a split second silence and a reverberating blast is heard. Two glowing energy pulses slam into the beast and with a huge flash it is reduced to nothing but some smoking sludge on the broken pavement behind it; the majority of its matter cancelled out.

Hee-hee-hee-hee, first kill of the hunt :D.

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Grundy lets the kcat eat the rest of the body.
"It's skin was all bloody anyway."

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Ov draws his Phased Flame-Thrower and walks down the corrider along with Payback, Shade, and Shrout. Suddeny, part of the wall explodes and 3 aliens come out thrasing at the 4. OV fires and hits one in the leg. Payback and Shade quicklt decapitate the wounded creature while the other 2 pick up big rocks. OV fires and misses as one throws a rock and than claws him hard. OV goes flying back and hits the wall, bleeding terribly and unconsious....

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"Aliens? What are the aliens doing here? We're on a monster hunt, not an alien hunt!" Shade wonders.
Leveling his Kinetic Nexus Scepter, Shade thumbs the steel ring near the hand grip up to "terminate with extreme prejudice".
There is a growing hum as the scepter charges, followed by a high-pitched electric shriek.
The aliens splatter all over the far wall, and the scepter hisses as it cools.
"Whoops, those won't even make a good rug." Shade says, turning the ring around to "terminate".
He then wets his fingers in the alien's blood and paints some nice styish streaks on his cheeks. After all, warpaint is traditional everywhere!
Another alien throws itself through the hole in the wall to attack them, and meets the usual fate slightly cleaner this time however.
"Forget it, these things wouldn't make a good rug anyway." Shade grumbles. "Maybe a handbag or something?"
He then sends a message to Jess over the 800-year-old GPS Comm system; (Hey Jess, do you want an alien-leather handbag? -Shade)
Suddenly half a dozen more aliens drop in through the ceiling.
"This place is ancient, they'll bring the building down on us!" Shade yells. "Everybody get out!"
Payback and Shrout carry OV out of the building and put him down in the overgrown street outside.
Shade thumbs the scepter to "medical knit" and the scepter goes in reverse, sealing up all the claw marks in OV's skin.
Then from the trees there's the sound of something approaching.
It bursts from the undergrowth in a flash of supple hide and flashing claws; the monster looks kind of like a bloated mutant cat with no fur.
Despite it's ungainly stomach it can move with suprising speed, and lurches up to Shade.
As Shade quickly spins around to fire, the monster opens it's mouth and vomits at him.
Finally managing to fire just as the monster vomits, the kinetic nexus scepter pushes the flying chunder back the way it came, and the monster chunder splattters all over the monster's face.
The monster's highly acidic chunder begins to burn at it's face, and it runs off yelping into the forest.
Shade runs after it

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Payback is getting quite hungry, and decides he wants some monster hash. The expedition lacks potato, but Payback quickly finds a couple wooly three-armed yeti-type beasts, and purees them with the sword of Idiots. He fries them up on a giant pan over a great big fire started by a reaction to Mountain Dew by a specific type of grass (yes, the grass really dislikes MD) and offers a meal to the party. "But save some for the others back at the bar, please," Payback requests.

"Oh, and if anyone needs alcohol, to make the hunting experience more, ummm, interesting , I brought quite a stash from Bakoom."

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Treat all the world as the world deserves,
With love or with hate but never with harm,
--an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

/me calls for the UE fleet again hoping some resistance group will answer.(the Voinians rarely compleatly destroy a race)
I also call the Dark Angel ( my CW) , useing the other tranponder, calls the only
race in the Cresent that might have withstood this attack on the Galaxy.....the Igazara. "Hey Shrout, where did you get that cloaking device?"

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When did I say it was the Voinians? It could have been a plauge or something. Like the nanoweapon in RoC 3.
Shade quickly shoots down a few Potatobirds from the trees for Payback.
(For those who don't know, the Potatobird is an ugly, squat creature with muscles of Potato. This means that it can't flap it's wings or move it's legs using muscles, but instead uses a kind of jet propulsion using the volatile gases given off by the digestion of their diet of Super Pickled Onion Berries(Spöbs), and moves it's legs using biological "pistons" driven by compressed gas.)

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When some aliens run outside, Grundys kcat tears thier bodies to shreds.
"Don't go exploring without me!" Grundy then brings the group much farther into the jungle until about five monsters attack. Grundy stuns a fuzzy one so he can make a sweater for his kcat in the winter.

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Is that newbie me? But anyway back to the story.

A large eagle like creature comes and attacks Captian S Pts. "DIE SCUM"
He deflects the attack with his plate. And feeds the eagle homecooking. But more than stunning him my cooking kills him. "oh well" i say
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