...EKIP the lord of evil from Dimension X!

To try to enslave Ekip was no easy matter. It took nearly 3 straight hours of beating on the head with a stale loaf of French bread to take away his most evil powers. And even then it took a lot of patience.

Ekip grudgingly agreed to ally himself with Von C, vowing to himself to dispose of the mad doctor once he got his powers back. Although he wasn't sure how to do that, he knew it had something to do with the mysterious powers of oneness surrounding the now-dead Sporkman.

The oneness of spoon and fork.

So he hatched a plan behind Von C's back...

<others may continue this>

So when I left this strand went under? Wow. btw, I'm stil gone so I won't continue. I'l read later. I'm gonna get some quarter tacos

:rolleyes: :eek:

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Feel the Jive
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I'm not as think
as you stupid I am.

"If it weren't for my horse
I wouldn't have spent that year in college"
-Lewis Black
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huh?

because the MDT navy can bend space and time, they bend the 6th dimension...and turn it into the 666th dimension!

von C. attempts to enter the 6th dimension, but since it doesnt exist anymore, he gets thrown to the 666th dimension and burns in hell for eternity...

the MDT navy, satisfied with von C's destruction (or so they thought) takes a holiday.

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Then Jive committed suicide...

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Originally posted by Captaintripps:
**Then Jive committed suicide...

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SAY WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Of course Jive was an all powerful creator so he regenerated himself instantly.

As for Ekip, he was free from his leader and went in search of Sporkman. Right behind Ekip though was a pissed Spoonman and his Forgotten Warriors!!!

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Feel the Jive
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I'm not as think
as you stupid I am.

"If it weren't for my horse
I wouldn't have spent that year in college"
-Lewis Black
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And in a strange twist of fate...

Jack was tired. He and Gambit had been at the Freeport Bar all day, and it was time to go home. However, when he entered his Azdara ASS Incorrigible, with all the latest features, such as visual surround sound, and the white hole particle cannon, his ship gave a screech, and the universe blinked. And suddenly he was in demension 666, and someone was knocking on his hexiplexidecimexiglass windows.

"My name is Von Cerringburgh. Do you take hitchhikers?

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You don't blow it up, you just, how shall I put it,
"Let the smoke out"-Jack

I want a doughnut. A doughnut as doughnutty as a doughnut made of flour, water, one large egg, sugar, a pinch of yeast, cinnamon to taste, and jam or jelly filling, depending on preference. Its not a doughnut as something in any way metaphorical. Just a doughnut.

Spoonman decides to send three of his best Forgotten Warriors to the 666th Dimension. This trio of brave souls look remarkably like...unicorns. And their language is as ugly as their appearance is lovely. Inasmuch as unicorns CAN be foul... "Nyar!...why is our huge-extended-family, foul-tempered, friggin' idiot uTENsil of a leader packin' us off to the boonies?!", complains Shiny. "You think I have any frappin' clue what he's up to?!", bellows the delicate Metal. Says Object, "We're the stealthiest scouts, you morons. Obviously, he wants us to recoinnoter in this new system and see how logic works there.DUH!" "Dann cocky son of a dam", mutters Shiny into his fermented honeysuckle juice. But ELSEwhere...

I'm not back from vacation yet but I felt the need to post. Hopefully I'm not running the bill TOO high with this little indulgence... But I hope to be back and posting again soon..only 2 more weeks.. no, THREE more weeks.. oh screw it.. Dramatically I will return...I don't know when..but SOON.. swirl cloak and exit in cloud of smoke cough

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"It's not the years, it's the mileage..." ---Indiana Jones

Through the incredible powers of irrationalization, and irrefutable anti-logic, Jack is having a shot of saalian brandy in the Freeport Bar, while he is picking up Von Cerringburgh.

"Has this ever happened to you?"

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You don't blow it up, you just, how shall I put it,
"Let the smoke out"-Jack

I want a doughnut. A doughnut as doughnutty as a doughnut made of flour, water, one large egg, sugar, a pinch of yeast, cinnamon to taste, and jam or jelly filling, depending on preference. Its not a doughnut as something in any way metaphorical. Just a doughnut.

Spoonman with his forgotten warriors proceed to aim their silverware guns at Ekip. However, the silverware guns are notoriously inaccurate, from the fork points getting stuck and bending all around, clogging up the guns.

That bought Ekip the time he needed to open up the sun and resurrect Sporkman.

the MDT navy is VERY bored...

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...So the MDT Navy flies over to earth, sucks up the giant squid, thinks "We like Kalimari." Then they flew over and sucked up spork man and said "We DON'T like KFC." One MDT said "I like their biscuts, Though." He was instenly sucked up by the other MDTs. They also maniged to suck the jammed silverware out of the guns, so Ekip could be shot.

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U.E. lovers Are Ignorint Of true Power.

Hellooo? Is any body there?

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U.E. lovers Are Ignorint Of true Power.

Suddenly, the anti-logical powers of the 666th dimension manifested themselves in the 4th, causing a good number of the silverware ammunition to spontaneously turn into 2 rather confused sperm whales, which then ate Knifeman and Spatulaman (a distant cousin of Spoonman's).

Also because the sperm whales were wet, they splashed water on Spoonman causing him to rust.

Even though sperm whales cant breathe in a vacuum they are kept alive by non-logic.

This evil turn of events was masterminded by the notoriously evil and sadistic Admiral Somori, who lived in the Andromeda galaxy, and had learned how to remotely manipulate the illogical powers of the 666th dimension, using a lobster and a stick.

LOL!

MDT navy gets a free playstation but not many good games :frown:

then MDT navy wonders whats happening to TaS 2...

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At that exact moment a new type of being came into existence. The good news is he would be able to solve all of the universe's problems. The bad news is he materialized in the center of the sun. Unable to withstand the high temperature and pressures he is immediately reduced to his component elements therefore no longer existing.

The sudden quantum singularity causes every Playstation game ever made to suddenly appear in the MDT navy's possesion, the only problem is they're all bootlegs and the Navy isn't allowed to use a mod chip because it's illegal. So instead they decide to use the CDs as frisbees.

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All things are possible
except skiing through a
revolving door

The CDs/frisbees fly off through space, to where the utensils were fighting Ekip and the sperm whales. The CD's ended up hitting Ekip, with a THUNK. This got him kinda pissed off and so he decided to...

.... why has no one continued this...

..call in the savage eight foot monkey ona unicycle!

The monkey unleashes a mighty weapon-

SPAM!

-and...

Grabbed a sperm wale and started to whack Spoonman and the flying disks. He crushed the disks and the whale died because he was beaten to much. The MDT Navy came over to "thank" Ekip for destroying the games when...

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Feel the Jive
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I'm not as think
as you stupid I am.

"If it weren't for my horse
I wouldn't have spent that year in college"
-Lewis Black

(url="http://"http://www.secretchimpboard.cjb.net/")--<<(Secret Chimp's Alternative Web Board)>>--(/url)
The only web board with a monkey on a motorcycle.

(url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/newsdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&forum;=*EV/EVO+chronicles&DaysPrune;=25&article;=000036&startpoint;=")Captain's Journal: Pike (Part 1)(/url)
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Von Herringbërg decides this folley has gone on long enough! He's not even from the universe, and his goal is only the control of his own. Angered at the clone, Von Cerringbërg, he uses his near-unlimited powers, which for some reason he's forgotten about until now (this darn universe is messing with his memory!), and destroys Von Cerringbërg with the biggest darn lightning bolt ever seen. He then mentally seeks the creater of the clone, and destroys her.

His evil smile twists into a frown. His presence and that of his clone has changed a lot in this universe. He suddenly remembers his goal of controlling his universe, and that he doesn't care about this one...especially one which messes with his mind this much!

Satisfied, he returns to his universe, grey cape trailing as if in a breeze simply for drama, and makes sure he closes the path behind him. >

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(This message has been edited by Weepul 884 (edited 08-02-2000).)

(This message has been edited by Weepul 884 (edited 08-02-2000).)