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    • Steel Bar (Bar)

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      Greetings fellow space captains, and welcome to my Bar. Feel free to order a drink, and relax.
      We had these comfy chairs imported directly, just yesterday, Saalian Brandy imported from Saalia, and Tequila, with Fruit grown with Atlantic Station Fertiliser and a Single Voinian Crassworm. The Tables and the Bar itself are carves from the Ivory of Giant Mudshark Teeth, removed humanely, I assure you.

      There are only a Few rules in this bar, that I wish you to follow.
      1. No copies of yourself, and you can only bring along one additional person. (Think Shade Manifold)
      2. Break anything, and you have to either replace it, repair it, or pay for it.
      3. No non-alcoholic drinks allowed.
      4. No sex between charactors, unless you have pictures. Oh wait.. there are 14 & 12 yr olds here.. i forgot. Ok, no sex allowed.

      REDchigh leans back, and waits for the first patrons...

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      "I- I Swear Officer.. The Dwarf was on fire when I got here!"

      (This message has been edited by -REDCHIGH- (edited 12-06-2001).)

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      Stinker - one bar at a time. Go to the Ichijouji Mansion, folks. πŸ˜„

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      (This message has been edited by -REDCHIGH- (edited 12-04-2001).)

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      I'll have A Dr. Pepper.

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      Shrout1

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      You'll bring this this thing back up when Ichijouji Mansion gets old? Think again,sucker!
      The next bar will be the Manifold Villa,sitting on an island in the center of a mountain lake.

      πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ :)(The five smilies of the Shade Manifold)

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      Quote

      Originally posted by Shrout1:
      **I'll have A Dr. Pepper.
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      I think you'll find that's in contravention of rule 3. And besides which, your Earthling fizzy prune juice is very bad for your teeth. I suspect that the inventor of this beverage never actually got a Ph.D., and it doesn't actually contain any pepper.

      Now if that isn't adequate grounds for invasion, I don't know what is.

      Oh... barkeep? Make mine a Babycham. And add a little Borbian brandy to Shrout's drink. I wouldn't want to see him get thrown out for being sober.

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      (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/evodude2001/home.html")Old & Unimproved: Cerberus Station!(/url)

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      Spikes the dr pepper with brandy, and a few ounces of pure grain, then hands the only voinian his drink slowly, then hands the Shade Manifold 12 ounces of pure grain, with a drop of lime.

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      "I- I Swear Officer.. The Dwarf was on fire when I got here!"

      (This message has been edited by -REDCHIGH- (edited 12-04-2001).)

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      "Hmmm, I don't like that third rule there, Chigh."

      Pulls out a 20oz Dr. Pepper and drinks it down right in front of Redchigh

      "Ahh, tastes better than ever," Skyblade says as he tosses the bottle into the nearest garbage can. "Now please pardon me as I embark on my next mission."

      πŸ˜›

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      Whatcha doin' here? You should come to our brothel! No! That wasn't what I meant! I meant... I meant... bar!

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      You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
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      If you're the tooth fairy, Jess, you probably have strong opinions on humans drinking 'Dr' Pepper. Bleh.

      Seeing as hardly anbody is in the bar, I think it's time for me to buy a round. πŸ™‚ Evil, evil Voinian Ambassador. Hey, I give 30% of my income to the New Fleet Fund, you know! I have to save money somewhere.

      whispers: "What's everybody drinking? /whispers

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      "Awww, too bad you drank that Dr. Pepper, skyblade. I didn't mention, anyone that stays in the Bar more than a few minutes, will be destroyed by several microscopic bacteria in the air, and all surfaces. The bacteria have already made their way into you intestinal tract, and if you wait too long, your digestive organs will be eaten."

      Hands esponer the bottle of pure-grain...

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      "I- I Swear Officer.. The Dwarf was on fire when I got here!"

      (This message has been edited by -REDCHIGH- (edited 12-04-2001).)

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      Hiccup That tasted kinda - falls face firts unconcious onto the bar.

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      Shrout1

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      *first - hey, I'm drunk, don't blame me for it.

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      Shrout1

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      Hi guys! rookie walks into the bar.

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      Shrout, you can edit your messages - just click the little edit button. But I'm not blaming you, cuz you were obviously drunk. Payback leads all the raving drunks out into the Ichijouji Mansion, where DP, among many more elicit activities, are, well, uhhhh, ridiculed!!!! πŸ˜„

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      Ichijouji? A bar? Get real.
      It sounds more like a sneeze.
      I'm staying here, settling in for the winter. If anyone has a problem with that, I'll rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon - see if I don't.

      The Voinian Ambassador breaks wind. And either replaces it, repairs it or pays for it.

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      Hiccup - Thank you - falls face firts again.

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      Shrout1

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      "So. How's it going?.... Yep yep yep, uhu, uhu uhhhu. Niiiiice!" RC speek's with VoinianAmbassador.

      I was out for a little while, sooo...., did jess post her pic?

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      tennis shoe2000 walks into the bar, points a very large weapon at the bar tender and yells, "I'LL HAVE A DIET COKE!" then drops his weapon and wanders over to the ceiling fan with a baseball bat...

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      Everyone thinks I'm psychotic except for my imaginary friend who lives in my finger...

      (This message has been edited by tennis shoe2000 (edited 12-06-2001).)

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      Hey guys... who parked that Miranu Gunship outside? It's in a tow-away zone, and the cops are looking interested...

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