Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • The Pay is back! Hallelujah! I know y'all missed me. I am pleased to see no damage done to my bar, but distressed to learn of this nasty person named will. Ah well.

      Payback picks out the freight-courier and rearms it with phase turrets. He rolls a <nan> and lands on the electric company. He buys the electric company and cackles. "Bwah ha ha ha!!! I have all the power!!!"

      Payback is glad the singing beings are outside of the bar. On second thought, he brings them back in, to have the pleasure of punting them, one by one, back out of the bar. Punting things is fun. 😄

      Disclaimer: The above post is littered with bad puns and worse humor. Read at your own risk. Oh wait, you already did. Well, to quote Nelson Munz(sp) of the Simpsons: " Ha Ha! "

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      -Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url)
      Treat all the world as the world deserves,
      With love or with hate but never with harm,

      --an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

    • Shade gets that thingy from the pool table with the funny end-you know,the one that you rest your cue on to make it go further-and drags the singing beings back into the bar with it.
      He then puts them all on the pool table(after all,they're only 6 inches tall) and knocks them down the pockets with the 8-ball.

      Payback,don't worry about "Will of the People"-he's been IP beaned.Whoops,I mean banned.
      Just be glad you didn't have to read what he posted,it was disgusting and lewd.

      Shade's Voinian Zidara dominates the electric company.
      Now who has the power,eh?

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      (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

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      Originally Posted By SilverDragon:
      With a full set of Azdaras, Esponer quickly beats Shrout's Krait.

      Darnit! Now Shrout1 has the Escape Pod piece - invincible, but no directional control.

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      And so Shrout1 finally arrived
      And there was Excessive Cheating™

    • That being so,Shrout continues moving for ever until he runs smack into Chance, and gets "go to the UE prison camps on Ariane.Go directly to the UE prison camps on Ariane.Do not pass Go;do not collect 2,000,000 credits."

      Now,Shrout,you'll have to roll a double,a <numerical error>, or pay 5,000 to get out of the UE prison camps on Ariane.

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      (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

    • U.E. Admiral rolls a 7. hey lucky 7 indeed!! counts 7 and moves the scoutship piece onto the Azdara space. "damn right I'll take it!!" trades the scoutship in for the Azdara piece.

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      Insanity has its advantages

    • Huh since it's me who's been emotionally and physically scarred I think that I should get the electric company! Besides, I already have the waterworks, and I always get them 2. Jess resorts to the age old policy of nicking other people's cards.

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      You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
      Can you play the bongoes?

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      Originally posted by Jess:
      age old policy of nicking other people's cards.

      (/B)

      this expresion is unknown to me please explain

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      Insanity has its advantages

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      Originally posted by Shade:
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      Shade's Voinian Zidara dominates the electric company.
      Now who has the power,eh?
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      darnit i fold 😉

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    • The freak looks on in remorse as the Orange Crush-spawn are repeatedly thrown out of the bar and dragged back in by means of a pool implement the freak doesn't know the name of, either. "If only I had made them finish their vegetables!" the freak laments.
      Shaking off these sorrowful thoughts, the freak turns back to the Monopoly table and rolls double nines. Advancing the river eel token eighteen squares, the freak lands on Siqwe and attempts to buy it, but is told that the old Monopoly money is no longer being accepted due to the introduction of the Euro. Hoping nobody is looking, the freak nonchalantly nudges the river eel one square over to Free Parking.

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      Question authority. That's an order.

    • UEA, nick in Britain is slang for steal.

      And since Payback no longer has the electric company, he sneaks in, hooks all the wires up to Shade's Zidara, and fries it like a crispy critter. Then he rolls a 9.3 and buys Mirava, then sets up a coffee shop chain named Planet Zachit. 😄

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      -Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url)
      Treat all the world as the world deserves,
      With love or with hate but never with harm,

      --an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

    • Shade says something very nasty to Payback,rolls another <numerical error>,and lands on <quantum rift>,uses the <quantum rift> to move back to Ursula,which he already owns,and sets up a chain of fast-food establishments known as McFuzzys.
      Today's meal deal;buy one FuzzBurger and get a Fuzzbag free!
      Deepfried Fuzzy McNuggets only 0.25 Credits each.

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      (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

    • OV shoots Shade. "Leave the poor things alone" OV buys one off of Shade for a pet 🙂

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    • The freak rolls e and advances the river eel token two and three-quarters spaces (close enough!) to a square that says "Frontier Express" and, somewhat anachronistically, has a silhouette of a steam locomotive on it. The freak buys Frontier Express buy charging it to a Frontier Express credit card, which the freak obtained by virtue of owning Frontier Express, which the freak bought by charging it to a Frontier Express credit card.
      The freak drinks deeply from the pan-galactic gargle blaster.

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      Question authority. That's an order.

    • Shrout1 rolls a <numerical value> with the apparently dodecahedronal die and gets out of prison with a brand sparkling new shuttlecraft. He immediately goes and purchases an Igazra.

      "This time, I mean business."

      Shrout1 finds SilverDragon's Azdgari Warship and obliterates it. Then he collects all the little pieces and recycles them - don't want to fill the galaxy with space trash!

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      And so Shrout1 finally arrived
      And there was Excessive Cheating™

    • OV,the McFuzz you just brought off me is deep-fried.That means it won't make a very good pet.
      Freak,I'm sure that what you just did is certainly a kind of fraud.
      Shade gives everyone a personal set of dice.
      Everyone else's are weighted to always land on <jail>;Shade's are three-dimensional Mobius dice which always land on <numerical error>.
      Mwahahahaha!

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      (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

    • Well can I buy one not fried in pork fat?

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    • Oh,at McFuzzys we don't use pork fat.We use Fuzz Oil,distilled by ancient recipies™ from the Fuzzes of Ursula.
      If you mean you want a live one,you'll have to go to the Fuzzerys at Nimor(newly converted into a support colony for Ursula,the activists were processed into Hriness bait),where the Fuzzes are fattened prior to entering the DeFuzzing plants.
      Buying a live Fuzz from Nimor will cost you a cool million bucks.

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      (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

    • Payback rolls an e^i<pi> + 1, and lands on Gamble. "Go to free parking." He parks freely.

      Man this place is boring.

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      -Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url)
      Treat all the world as the world deserves,
      With love or with hate but never with harm,

      --an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

    • Quote

      Originally Posted by Shade:
      Freak

      Yah? Someone call me? I'm here - waiting for this bar to go down.

    • Gazza lands his incredibly large Cresent WArship "THE RED DEVIL" and orders 5 sallian brandies and decides it might be fun to start blowing up Freakboy,
      GAZZA PULLS OUT HEAVY NEATRINO RIFLE AND STARTS SHOOTING FREAK INTO THOSANDS OF LITTLE CHARRED PICIES , The whole bar then rejoices for the meanace has been vanquished.
      Gazza gives OV one of hhis sallian brandies and gives another to Jess who Gazza walks up to and tries to chat up....

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      Tachyon is coming...