<--- drinks Saalian Brandy and laments the fact that the past can never be changed, the future is uncertain and all one has is this fleeting moment of limited human perception. God is dead, the universe is benignly indifferent to one's well-being, and we are each trapped within the confines of our own personal subjectivity. We are alienated by our finite perspectives, we are easily forgotten once we die, and no comfort exists for us after death for there is no knowledge of anything in the grave. We only live once, so seize the day and be true to yourself! Be authentic, particularly with yourself. Be the author of your own ideal! Bring forth the übermensch! Thus spake Zarathustra.
Okay, I'm drunk now. But at least I am authentic when I'm inebriated.
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Oooooh! I got a Fuzz!!! OV takes out the brown Fuzz and quickly takes some of the pillows giving it a bed. Hmmmm, i'll name it Rane
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(quote)Originally Posted by U.E. Admiral:
Wait for me!!! I'll come. i run into the cavern after him flashlights in hand.All right! Shrout1 hands him a personal shielding unit and a rock cutter.
Shrout1 continues on down the cavern for an hour or so, looking at a holographic map of the caves. He then turns on his scanner and looks for high concentrations of carbon. It is all over! "Let's go at it!" he yells to U.E. Admiral, and they both start to cut through the rock. Immediately Shrout1 finds a huge diamond, a handful of emeralds, some rubys and also a large deposit of gold, just good luck that the gold was there. U.E. Admiral is also making quite a haul so Shrout1 opens up his electro-magnetically contained black hole, with trillions of cubic miles of storage space inside and starts to stash away all the precious stones and valuable materials. What a pity no one else came :D.------------------
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Gazza and Jess walk back into the bar, the others notice the jess is
straightening her hair and Gazza is tucking in his shirt.
Well that was ,FUN, wasnt it Jess?
Gazza decides to go join the others on the mining expidition , brining along sveral cases of his fav Sallian Brandy the "Mack Lanials" renowed for its taste and quality.
"I will send you half the share I get Jess!!!" Calls GAzza as he leaves...------------------
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Why are man hole Covers round?
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Okay, I'm drunk now. But at least I am authentic when I'm inebriated.**...if not particularly original.
The freak ( of nature ), having congealed nicely, vows to donate all the profits from Frontier Express to the Save the Fuzzes campaign.
Returning to the almost forgotten game of Monopoly, the freak rolls a solid 47 and lands on Yeni Türkiye. The river eel token mysteriously turns into a migrant.
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Why are man hole Covers round?
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**Because manholes are round. Next question!
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They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
They pursued it with forks and hope;
They threatened its life with a railway-share;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.(This message has been edited by FreakOfNature (edited 01-12-2002).)
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Look at Jess and says "here we go again" :rolleyes:
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Ummm FreakOfNature,there is no Save the Fuzzes campaign anymore. Nimor was turned into an industrial support colony for the processing of Fuzzes, and the protesters were processed into Hriness bait.
Who's this "Stripper" guy? He could at least try to be original.Shade decides to clone OV for a little fun.
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Shrout1 continues to dig for precious metals. He finds veins of silver, latinum and tritanium :D. As fast as he can stow away the precious stones he finds more and more. Then gazza arrives all of a sudden. The stones stop surfacing; it's as if they've disappeared! Then gazza shows Shrout1 & U.E. Admiral the brandy & laniel's and the gems begin to flow again!
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And so Shrout1 finally arrived
And there was Excessive Cheating
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Originally posted by Shade:
**UmmmFreakOfNature,there is no Save the Fuzzes campaign anymore. Nimor was turned into an industrial support colony for the processing of Fuzzes, and the protesters were processed into Hriness bait.
**Oh. Well, then, how about the dolphins? Are they still around? I want to save something.
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They pursued it with forks and hope;
They threatened its life with a railway-share;
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yawn Payback serves drinks on the house all around, in hopes things may get interesting.
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With love or with hate but never with harm,
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OV gets back from the store with a bed for his Fuzz he finds OV A, B, and C. "Oh hello all you OV's shall we have a drink?"
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In order to try and stop Payback getting boreder, I decided to do the following.
(Resolving the situation in a single post is not allowed,it would spoil all the fun. Neither are weapons of imense destruction,for the same reason.The only weapons allowed are hand-to-hand weaponry,such as swords,lightsabers,or Energy Blades,etc,and simple Sonic Disruptor handguns).Everyone in the bar is quietly drinking, petting their Fuzzes, playing Monopoly, sleeping, etc, when suddenly there is a rippling sound and the air in the center of the bar begins to fluctuate wildly, coalescing into a turbulent knot of twisting blue-white light.
As the spacial nexus begins to expand, a fierce wind begins as all the air is sucked into the nexus.
The patrons try to hang on to various fixed positions around the bar, but the raging wind rips them from their handholds and hurls them into the brilliant light of the spacial nexus.
There is a moment of frozen silence which seems to last for eternity before the nexus begins to fade.
As the light dissipates,the patrons find themselves in a dark cave,lit only by the light of Shade's handlight.
In the weak light the patrons see the glint of crystals in the walls-and the skeletons of several dead Strandless.
A strange,blue-green organism has grown around and through the bones, glistening stickily in the dim light.
OV searches the bodies,finding several Sonic Disruptor handguns(one each), which he distributes through the small group.
Several other people find and activate their handlights, and in the beams of the combined handlights a narrow crevice in the cave walls is revealed.
FreakOfNature leads the way through the crevice,into a much larger cavern.
This cavern is filled by huge webs and strands of the organic filaments, lit by strange luminescent pods hanging here and there from the strands.
Accessing his Galactic Positioning System,Gazza discovers that they are in an unknown cave system three kilometers below the surface of Siqwe, an uninhabited world near Unobot in the South Tip.
Suddenly from the semidarkness comes a strange creature, a nightmare of fangs and sharp claws.
Shade shoots it with his Sonic Disruptor and gingerly turns over the corpse.
It's an ugly blueish critter, gangly and quadripedal, with thick,slimy hide and large spines running down it's back.
From the darkness comes the sound of a whole pack of the creatures approaching(OK peoples,I hope you like this little adventure.It was made to stop Payback getting bored)
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"Get beihnd some rocks and fire!" OV says as he dives for the nearest rock.
Gazza, Shade, FreakOfNautre, and Ov are the only ones down there so far as they fire at the creatures. Gazza shines his handlight torwards the creatures and sees that they have Sonice Distruptor Pistols too! One of the creatures fired and nailed Gazza in the upper chest. Gazza slumped over as he fell backwards. "Get himn back up there! Will hold them off!" Payback comes down as Freak drags Gazza back upstairs. More volleys of fire but no one waqs hit.....
Good job Shade!
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Payback stops firing frantically for a second, then realizes the truth. "They're in the walls!" he screams, then starts madly blasting a wall near him. A small hole is opened, and dying creature's hand crawls out, slashing at anyone it can reach, which, luckily, is nobody.
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FreakOfNature, determined to save something, tries to use a sonic disruptor pistol to melt Jess's toothbrush back into shape. This produces a smelly but brighty-coloured mess of molten plastic that looks nothing like a toothbrush.
Payback grabs the disruptor out of FreakOfNature's hand. "Are you nuts? We're under attack and you're trying to mend a toothbrush?!" Payback shouts over the general noise, continuing to fire away at the creatures with both pistols.
However, the attackers are beginning to slow down, and some of them start clutching their bellies and covering their noses.
"It's the fumes from the molten toothbrush!" OV exclaims. "They're making the creatures sick!"
The creatures are now definitely in retreat. Some of them manage to escape back into the walls, but several stragglers are summarily fried by Payback.
The adventurers brush themselves off and wonder which way to turn next....------------------
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Shrout1's expedition begins to become tired, hungry, thirsty and extremely rich. Wondering why gazza went back the bar, Shrout1 and U.E. Admiral head back themselves. As they round the corner to the cavern entrance from the bar they notice a strange blue light coming forth from the door. Shrout1 and U.E. Admiral both engage their personal shields and take the safeties off their rock cutters. They round the bend and stare into the bar. There is the open nexxus, glowing and thrashing about. Suddenly the vacuum-like effect of the nexxus begins again and Shrout1 and U.E. Admiral are sucked into it. They land on the cavern floor, a few hundred feet in front of the crevice. Shrout1 engages his scanning device again and a holographic image of the surrounding caverns appears in front of him. He also sees the other bar patrons, a few hundred feet ahead in another cavern, fighting with some kind of creatures. They both dash towards them. Shrout1 finds the rock behind which OV is ensconsed and hands him one of the extra personal shield generators. Then Shrout1 runs to where Payback is, shooting down a disruptor wielding alien with his rock cutter - slicing the enemy in half. He finally reaches Payback, "What is going on? Where are we?" Shrout1 hands Payback one of the generators and Payback says to talk to Shade. Shrout1 engages his personal cloaking device and begins the dash to Shade...
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And so Shrout1 finally arrived
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After Gazza getting shot the bar members were down but now that Admiral and Shrout were here the bar members were overpowering the creautres.
As the things ran back torwards the ends of the caverns the bar members let up on the attack. "Leave them alone guys, we'll have to have people keep watch at the entrance though"
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