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I394 curses all however many Shade manifolds there are through all the garbage piled on top of him. I394's Ego, very angry at having his house vandalized, reassembles it, and beats every single Shade manifold on the head with one of the huge cards he plays solitaire with and throws them into an invincibly sheilded cell with a very, very good phychiatrist. "You need it," he says to the manifolds. "Especially when you tell me how to think," he adds.
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Unfortunately for I394,a giant solitaire card is no match for five hyper-dimensional formulated-energy matrices.
The card goes right through Us.
Leo then hits I394 with a beam of hyperspatial radiation.
I394 lands back in the garbage skip,and begins to hallucinate about locking the Manifold in invisibly shielded cells.
Leo shuts the garbage skip's lid,locks it,welds it shut,and sits on it,hyperspatial radiation generator at the ready should I394 try to get out.
Shade Prime gets one of the prettier waitresses to keep Leo supplied with food and drink,while the other four Facets go back to the party.------------------
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"No giant solitaire cards?" Esponer asks curiously. "Pity..."
He pulls out a sub-space hyper-dimensional rift dagger, and sticks it in Shade Prime's neck, walks up to Leo, and turns him into paper mache with the dagger.
Realising he's about to get killed by three other Shades, he quickly decides to...
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...summon the charismatic, intelligent, incredibly powerful, witty, funny...Spectre ( model 5542 )! The man you have all learnt to hate, the 9999, the only 9999, Spectre!
A man walks into the bar, with a head melded together from a human, a Voinian, and a turkey, and various other obscene body parts all over the place, making a total of three legs - one of them stylishly mauled, with a little flag sticking through the bone saying "Guard dog was here" - four arms and six heads, although only two of them are stuck anywhere near the right place.
Leaping into the high class mansion, carelessly sending one butler spinning through the air with one of his arms, and sending two more running in fright, Spectre begins singing - loudly, and badly. He screaches several windows apart, and the glasses many people are drinking from, then suddenly stops singing, and walks to the Shade Manifold.
"Why hello there! I'm Spectre, 5542, the very greatest of all the Spectres! Honoured should thou be to see me! Venez et félicitez-moi, votre seigneur, ętre le plus étonnant vous rencontrera jamais! Beugten unten am Anblick meines unglaublichen Esprits! Temi il mio wrath, per la I e soltanto la I (e lle 9998 altre prescelti) sono spettro!!"
Frightening the Shade Manifold to death in the process, he pulls out a sub-space sharpened card pack, and starts throwing it around the Shade Manifold, all the time singing the theme tune to Batman.
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Unfortunately for Esponer, sub -space implements will not work on the Manifold.
I,I,I,I,I are beings of the hyper-dimensions!
The dagger,due to it's hyper-dimensional properties,does some damage,however, but that is quickly repaired.After all,how do you expect to kill a hyper-dimensional formulated energy matrix?
Esponer's Spectre is quickly dispatched by a well-aimed blast of hyperspatial radiation.
Leo then creates a rift in normal-space in the wall of the garbage skip for a few seconds,long enough to force Esponer through the hole,then closes it again.
Esponer and I394 are now stuck in the garbage skip.
Fortunately they won't starve;the butlers dumped a large keg of well-aged olives into it last tuesday.
Leo then goes back to chatting with the pretty waitress.------------------
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Isn't life grand?
I'm SO hip. I love volunteering. What a blast!(That's where I am, volunteering at a museum)
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Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)Fairy-PirateLand - because conquering the galaxy should be fun for the whole family!
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Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety Spectres, not including the unfortunate Spectre 5542, killed not by hyperspace radiation, which is actually quite enjoyed by the Voinian part of him, but rather by the fact that he's fulfilled his lifespan of 3 posts (this one included).
Thus, the entire Spectre enter the bar, all absolutely insane creatures - including a typical Earth slug with a Voinian battlesuit attached to it's back in a desperate attempt to biologically create a snail.
The entire workforce of Ichijouji Mansion is quickly "dispatched" - or more accurately, brutally and bloodily slaughtered - and are thrown out into the garbage skip, just before Spectre 0003 gets 1394 and Esponer out of the skip and offers them the use of the showerhead stuck into his right armpit.
9999 Spectres (that is, including the one, the only (and we mean it this time) Spectre 0000) storm the Shade Manifold.
Only one of them is equipped with weaponry to defeat them - Spectre 9998, a newborn Spectre armed with the most incredible weapon ever developed:
The Anti-Hyper-Dimensional Formulation Disruptor
...as well as a rather nice stainless steel frying pan.
Spectre 9998 proceeds to thwack the members of the Shade Manifold on the head with the frying pan, as the The Anti-Hyper-Dimensional Formulation Disruptor fades out of existance, declaring that it will send in a complaints slip to the Big Installation of Terrible Complaints and Harm (Bitch, for short), about being dragged over 18 dimensions to be outranked by a frying pan.
And the bitch will then kindly respond that it was a very nice frying pan, and cease her mindless teamwork to come down and shoo the Spectres off.
Cue, Jess.
(/one huge joke that shouldn't be taken badly)
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Damn, got to calm down with all the sugar...
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Realising that their mistress, Jess Ichijouji, is upset with them, the entire Spectre system goes and commits suicide.
Not without, of course, singing a huge orchestral version of the Teletubbies theme-tune.
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"God...what a group of idiots..." Esponer grins, trying to pretend that the Spectres have nothing to do with him.
He then turns to Jess, who is, luckily, fully clothed. "Hey Jess. How's the teamwork going?"
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**He then turns to Jess, who is, luckily, fully clothed. "Hey Jess. How's the teamwork going?"**
Oh yeah! I, uh, have to go now...
(back in the spa) Jess wraps her arms tightly round Corey and kisses him passionatly. 'Corey...' she breathes 'mm?' 'Can we... have a Crazy Golf Tournament?'
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You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
Can you play the bongoes?(This message has been edited by Jess (edited 12-04-2001).)
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'Mmmmmm...anything for you, hon, but can we have a bit of tennis too? I just loooove tennis....mmmmmmmmmm...'
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Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)Fairy-PirateLand - because conquering the galaxy should be fun for the whole family!
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Gotta love them multifaceted beings.:DSaid in the utmost sincerity, no. You don't.
Payback does the worst thing he can think of to the Shade Manifold, in the case that they will be ridiculously reincarnated: he will completely and totally ignore them.
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-Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url)
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With love or with hate but never with harm,
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**'Mmmmmm...anything for you, hon, but can we have a bit of tennis too? I just loooove tennis....mmmmmmmmmm...'
**OV takes a tennis racket and gold club and procedes to hit corey multiple times in teh head. OV realizing where exactly he is doing this quickly decides to leave.
OV runs out throwing a small(but very big)explosion bomb at the certin room they are in.
/me ducks
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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
There are 9 people in this world. Those who can eat and those who don't know how to write a sig.
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rookie thinks :frown:jess is one of the only females in this webboard and she doesn't like me :frown:
feeling very sad + depressed rookie takes 40 cans of beer and drinks them all, and passes out (from the beer).------------------
EV/O+N rule 1st, Soccer rules 2nd
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**rookie thinks:frown: jess is one of the only females in this webboard and she doesn't like me :frown:
feeling very sad + depressed rookie takes 40 cans of beer and drinks them all, and passes out (from the beer).
**<font color = "green">Jess how could you make this poor thing so upset!?!?!?!
Now cut that out rookie don't drink it will make things worse.</font>
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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
There are 9 people in this world. Those who can eat and those who don't know how to write a sig.
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rookie slowly waking up feeling VERY sick cimbs up on a seat and says,
"worst of all, coreycubed doesnt even live in Fairyland like I do. he lives in Fairy-PirateLand! ------------------
EV/O+N rule 1st, Soccer rules 2nd
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(This message has been edited by rookie10276 (edited 12-04-2001).)
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rookie passes out again
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