Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • Didn't you hear,OV?Mentioning the Evil One's name is bad luck.You can get your spine ripped out for it. 🙂

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      (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

    • Today I completed my first set of GCSE science modulars. What should I call myself when I become a prostitute?

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      You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
      Can you play the bongoes?

    • RED throws another spine on, and orders a Latte

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      Dont Believe me?
      Just ask the Blind Man.. He Saw it all...
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    • All of a sudden...

      BOOM!!!!!!

      The bar explodes

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
      There are 9 people in this world. Those who can eat and those who don't know how to write a sig.
      The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
      AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7

    • "Yeah, so..."

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      When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
      -Shade

    • EVERYONES RIPPED TO SHREDS!!!! WHAT ELSE HAPPENS WHEN A BAR EXPLODES!?!?

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
      There are 9 people in this world. Those who can eat and those who don't know how to write a sig.
      The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
      AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7

    • Everyone reincarnates and the bar is rebuilt.
      That's what happens when a bar explodes.
      Unless it's not just a clump of electrons floating through the ether.

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    • THE BAR SUDDENLY EXPLODES, AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN, AND AGAIN, but I couldn't care less.

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    • Alien, the large and angry Hinwar, sits quietly in the corner...

      Then he smacks himself.. "Holy tacos batman! I forgot to put the penguin on the radition suit!" He screams, gets up, runs around slapping everyone (he had a bit of trouble with Shade.. couldn't decide which one to slap, so he slapped himself instead), and then jumps out an airlock, performing a magnificent dogpaddle through the stars...

      Another normal day in the EVO boards...

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      Alien 5672 - Pissed off Hinwar, Voinion hater, Strand slayer, Zacha Officer, and kitty-stomper.
      Want me to beta-test a TC plug? Gimme a slap at Blackhawk86@hotmail.com
      AIM: StrikerDragon

    • Nobody's being very helpful.

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      You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
      Can you play the bongoes?

    • I think you shuld call yourself Marie Curie, or some horrible variation on that name, because you're obviously a smart one. 😄

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      -Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url)
      Treat all the world as the world deserves,
      With love or with hate but never with harm,

      --an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

    • Quote

      Originally posted by Jess:
      **Today I completed my first set of GCSE science modulars. What should I call myself when I become a prostitute?
      **

      uhhhhhhhh....

      Jess the totally awsome cool person who kicks major ass?

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
      There are 9 people in this world. Those who can eat and those who don't know how to write a sig.
      The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
      AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7

    • I394 attempts to think of a name for Jess, and faints.

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    • No, no, no! Why, Jessie? I think I'll take you off my buddy list, I'm just that put off! BTW, are you ever online? I sure don't notice, on any of your four accounts (not that I want to chat with a wife who doesn't think my massive income is enough to support her, nor my stunning drive fulfilling enough for her).
      :mad: 😛

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      Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)

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    • and your point is.......??

      Do you hate Jess now or something?

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
      There are 9 people in this world. Those who can eat and those who don't know how to write a sig.
      The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
      AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7

    • Quote

      Originally posted by Overrider720:
      **and your point is.......??

      Do you hate Jess now or something?

      **

      How would you feel if your wife started selling herself on the streets?

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      Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)

      Fairy-PirateLand - because conquering the galaxy should be fun for the whole family!

    • I, for one, would take out my sawed-off shotgun and ask why.

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    • (quote)Originally posted by coreycubed:
      **(not that I want to chat with a wife who doesn't think my massive income is enough to support her, nor my stunning drive fulfilling enough for her).
      :D) I didn't know you had a massive income (I wondered why you never agreed to a joint bank account), I have to get myself through college somehow and it was the most constuctive idea I could think of. It wasn't my fault! If they will put questions about the respiratory system of insects on the Humans as Organisms paper, what do you expect? Jess bursts into tears and rushes back into Corey's arms. I'm sorry honey, I really am! What's your AIM name anyway?

      BTW, I made $500,000

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      You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
      Can you play the bongoes?
      **

    • Who wants dibs on next bar?

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      (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

    • I do. 😄

      ...and my AIM name is secret - for now. 😛

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      Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)

      Fairy-PirateLand - because conquering the galaxy should be fun for the whole family!