Payback returns. "Did everyone enjoy their turkeys?" He then proceeds to get uproarously drunk, then starts to decorate the bar in homage to the pumpkin in the stop motion film found (url="http://"http://clarkson.edu/~curtislg/")here(/url).

Wow, now I feel strangely like EVula. I have to say, I feel this deep need to cleanse myself thoroughly. Disgusting thing, self-promotion is. Heh heh heh.

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-Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url)
Treat all the world as the world deserves,
With love or with hate but never with harm,
--an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

The patrons of the bar are astounded(as much as an inhabitants of these bars can be,that is) as the air in the center of the bar begins to ripple and shimmer.
The shimmer of light grows brighter,brighter,until everyone in the bar covers their eyes (except for the ones wearing dark glasses).
There is a flash of blinding blue light,and a familiar figure appears.
YES!IT'S SHADE!.But to the patrons,it seems as if his features are superimposed on someone else's features,and someone elses,and so on...Kitty,who is counting,counts 5 different images of Shade variants.
Then,in a voice like the shadows in a crypt(insofar as the absence of light can have sound),Shade speaks.
"Greetings,fellow patrons.We are now the Shade Manifold.Now fetch Us a tomato juice,will you?We are parched."

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Originally posted by Shade:
**The patrons of the bar are astounded(as much as an inhabitants of these bars can be,that is) as the air in the center of the bar begins to ripple and shimmer.
The shimmer of light grows brighter,brighter,until everyone in the bar covers their eyes (except for the ones wearing dark glasses).
There is a flash of blinding blue light,and a familiar figure appears.
YES!IT'S SHADE!.But to the patrons,it seems as if his features are superimposed on someone else's features,and someone elses,and so on...Kitty,who is counting,counts 5 different images of Shade variants.
Then,in a voice like the shadows in a crypt(insofar as the absence of light can have sound),Shade speaks.
"Greetings,fellow patrons.We are now the Shade Manifold.Now fetch Us a tomato juice,will you?We are parched."
**

hello shade! Here's your digusting tomato juice

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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
All quiet on the western Front. But not for long.... OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!!!!!!........
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AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7

In an eye-watering bending of physics,one of Shade's Facet Personalities takes the tomato juice from OV.
Another comes up behind him,grabs OV's neck,and rips his spine out. "That is for saying tomato juice is disgusting.Do not critisise the Shade Manifold again."

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I394's Ego is inturrepted in his eternal solitaire game, "hmm, what's this?" he asks. "Uuuu, shiny," he says. He chrome-plates his solitaire cards so they shine just like Shade, and falls asleep from utter boardom. I394 also falls asleep, muttering something about the exhaust manifold on his hovercar malfunctioning.

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When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
-Shade

Cap'n Redeye is sucked into a black hole when a part of the bar collasps due to poor construction. After achieving escape velocity with his Tachyon Engines, he modifies the bar with an impenetrable shield to keep anyone from also getting sucked into the black hole

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"Thank you, thank you. Now you're all under arrest!"

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Originally posted by Shade:
**In an eye-watering bending of physics,one of Shade's Facet Personalities takes the tomato juice from OV.
Another comes up behind him,grabs OV's neck,and rips his spine out. "That is for saying tomato juice is disgusting.Do not critisise the Shade Manifold again."
**

ouch

OV grabs a new spine and puts it in, than stands up. Ohhhhhhhh Tomato! I thought you meant, ummmmm, errrrr, Guacamole!

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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
All quiet on the western Front. But not for long.... OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!!!!!!........
The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7

I394 creates an accident for no reason at all, he lights the alcoholic drinks on fire because the tanks are poorly made. Everyone is horrifically burnt to death. He escapes because he just happens to be able to run to his ship. He then repairs every bit of damage. He ressurects everyone from the terrible calamity and just so it never happens again, he fireproofs the drink tanks. "Ah, the things I do for this bar," he says.

This post really had no purpose, but it was fun to read, wasn't it?

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When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
-Shade

Cap'n Redeye puts I394 in a torture rack for burning everyone but him, for he had already left, once he realized that it was doomed to studipity. He leaves once again, probably never to return, unless someone does something so stupid that he must exact revenge for the members who were battered, bruised, burnt, chopped up, or whatever else can and most likely will happen. He leaves five of the brand-new, massive Devestator-class war machines to keep the peace.

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"Thank you, thank you. Now you're all under arrest!"

OV sits down

OV stands up

OV waits for peopel to do something

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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
All quiet on the western Front. But not for long.... OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!!!!!!........
The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7

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Originally posted by Cap'n Redeye:
**Cap'n Redeye puts I394 in a torture rack for burning everyone but him, for he had already left, once he realized that it was doomed to studipity. He leaves once again, probably never to return, unless someone does something so stupid that he must exact revenge for the members who were battered, bruised, burnt, chopped up, or whatever else can and most likely will happen. He leaves five of the brand-new, massive Devestator-class war machines to keep the peace.

**

"Good riddence!" shouts I394 as he gets out of the torture rack. I394's Ego happens to sneeze, coincidentally vaporizing the 5 Devestator war machines.

I think the members are quite capable of extracting revenge on their own. Hopefully there will be fewer posts like Cap'n Redeye's second to last as the result of my parody.

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When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
-Shade

In an eye-watering bending of physics,one of Shade's Facet Personalities
comes up behind OV,grabs his neck,and rips his spine out. "That is for saying Guacamole is disgusting.Things which may be critisised are:
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera(sp?)
Kylie Minouge
The Spice Girls
Teenyboppers
"Boy Racers"
3rd Formers
PC users
Soy milk
Soy milk-based ice cream
Any other soy-based product
Olives
Fish
Eggplant(AKA Aubergine(sp?)
Helen Clark,New Zealand's Prime Minister
The Evil One
The place sheltering The Evil One
The people sheltering The Evil One
All The Evil One's evil buddies
And anything else We don't like.
Oh,and dogs."

The Shade Manifold then sits down on an empty packing crate,and sips Their tomato juice thoughtfully.

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Originally posted by Shade:
**_Helen Clark,New Zealand's Prime Minister
The Evil One
_

**

I was under the impression that these two were one and the same....

::TTP sits down an continues drinking whilst watching the REALLY BIG FIRE outside his window::

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(This message has been edited by God (edited 20-20-6003).)

"Nononono! Although Helen Clark is evil, she is by no way as evil as The Evil One.
Besides,you can easily tell them apart.The Evil One has a beard."

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Quote

Originally posted by Shade:
**In an eye-watering bending of physics,one of Shade's Facet Personalities
comes up behind OV,grabs his neck,and rips his spine out. ".Things which may be critisised are:"
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera(sp?)
Kylie Minouge
The Spice Girls
Guacamole
Teenyboppers
"Boy Racers"
3rd Formers
PC users
Soy milk
Soy milk-based ice cream
Any other soy-based product
Olives
Fish
Eggplant(AKA Aubergine(sp?)
Helen Clark,New Zealand's Prime Minister
The Evil One
The place sheltering The Evil One
The people sheltering The Evil One
All The Evil One's evil buddies
And anything else We don't like.
Oh,and dogs." DONT LIKE DOGS?"

**

Whistles, and his 12 Pitbull/Rotweiler mutts come in and tear up the bar, REDchigh rebuilds it, and they tear it up again. This happens again and again.
The Dogs Jump on and dismember anyone that makes any sudden moves. Then two each tackles a Shade Manifold, and pay to attack them. Even though they can't, it's funny to watch.

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The dogs are ripped apart by a sudden rift in the fabric of space-time,caused by the Shade Manifold.
Another Facet then grabs REDchigh by te neck,and rips his spine out.

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Tmeporal's ghost walks into the chaos, still smarting from the karmaslap awarded to him in the B&B; board

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"The only reason for time is to stop everything from happening at once!"

ouch, not my spine again!!!

by the way... The ecil one is a person named Bin (the ******* moron) Laden

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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
All quiet on the western Front. But not for long.... OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!!!!!!........
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AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7

Somebody get me a latté. I need a latté, people!
Aahhhhhh...

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**Somebody get me a latté. I need a latté, people!
Aahhhhhh...

**

RC gives corey a latte, he (RC) is the bartender.

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