This bar is situated on the non-existent Karaze Station,a Renegade outpost beyond the Cresent.
It is only reachable through a long and dangerous sector of uncharted space,through a jump route that only works half the time
The bar is situated in the station's large Cargo Bay Alpha,hidden among huge freight containers.
Shade wanders out of a nearby freight container,with ShadowKat on his head,and turns on the lights.
He then plugs in the vending machines,starts up the drinks mixing machines,and makes sure that the massive Cargo Bay doors are firmly sealed shut against the vacuum.
Satisfied that everything is in order,Shade pulls ShadowKat off his head and sets him down by the drinks mixers.
Not the smartest idea,as ShadowKat begins to drink alcohol strait from the taps.
Anyways,Shade cranks up his tachyon link,and mails the derelict Bar for Cool/Snooty People:
Come on over!New bar!
He then sits down and waits for people to arrive.

(Note to The Thought Police-Thankyou for leaving this bar for me!
I just noticed you're from New Zealand?So am I!
What part of the wops do you live in?New Zealand has a lot of rural backwaters.
I should know,I live in one)

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

Shayborg arrives, finds a warm corner, and sits there with a glass of milk in anticipation of the fun that is sure to follow ...

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Visit my EVO web site at (url="http://"http://www.evoverride.com")http://www.evoverride.com(/url)!
"Whether 'tis better in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them ... But you don't do either. Neither suffer nor oppose. You just abolish the slings and arrows. It's too easy." -- John the Savage, Brave New World

Opalius waits for the bartender to take his order...

Opalius falls asleep

Opalius wakes up and leaves the bar

Payback enters, feeling really really really stupid. He orders three of every drink and sits in a corner, not drinking because he's wondering where he should start.

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-Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url)
Treat all the world as the world deserves,
With love or with hate but never with harm,
--an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

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Originally posted by Payback37:
**Payback enters, feeling really really really stupid. He orders three of every drink and sits in a corner, not drinking because he's wondering where he should start.

**

Mazca walks in and quickly puts large tables in the remaining two corners to stop people walking in, doing nothing and sitting in them.

Then he walks out again, never to return. He hates bars.

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Mazca
Moderator, EV Developer's Corner
(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com")www.mazca.com(/url)

Since corey was not able to do anything to me. I'm still here, cuddly as ever

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Temporal glides in and sits, still brooding at how much people hate him in the dev. corner

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"The only reason for time is to stop everything from happening at once!"

Draco walks in and looks around. Spotting Temporal, he takes out a blaster and shoots him in the brains. "From the fellowship of the Dev. Board, sucker!" Then he sits down for a bite to eat.

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Oooh! Oooh!(url="http://"http://games.sohu.com/fightgame/fight4.htm")A new flash game!(/url)If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
Kee kee, Draco, Smaug and Ladon!

Walks in casually. Takes out a machine gun and plasma rifle, "Nobody move!" turns to bartender "I'll have a martini please." sits in a corner on the roof and dinks his drink upside down. Before leaving puts a poster on the roof saying "Come to the new bar!" Then leaves wishing every one a 'Happy Easter'-a bit too late.

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Nutjob

On coming in, Kenra bumps into Nutjob, and promptly kills him for starting a new bar without asking about the rules first. Then she walks into the new bar whistling, and orders catfood for Quin, and something delicious yet non-alcholic.

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Formerly known as
Rima.

I started this bar,not this Nutty guy.
Have a martini,whoever asked for it.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

::TTP enters the bar, orders a scotch and waits for interesting things to happen::

::TTP then dies really really slowly from the stations shield generators, which slowly convert all the iron in his body into sulphur::

(To Shade: I'm from Pukekohe, halfway between Auckland and Hamilton - where the V8's are racing currently)

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(This message has been edited by God (edited 20-20-6003).)

Shade serves TTP his scotch,and reconverts all the sulphur in his body to iron.

(I'm from Little River,halfway between Christchurch and Akaroa)

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

I394 kills nutjob with a plastic spoon because he's bored.

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When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
-Shade

Shade thanks I394 for killing Nutjob.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

Autonav walks in and does nothing, staring at the walls, drooling. (I guess you could call that something...). People fly past as he continues being brainless. Somebody finally bumps into him and he falls to the floor yelling: "My taquitos*? MY TAQUITOS? MY TAQUITOOOSS!"

*Don't ask me what a taquito is. I don't even know.

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Prepare to feel my WRATH, puny dirt-child!
-Me

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Originally posted by Autonav 6000:
*Autonav walks in and does nothing, staring at the walls, drooling. (I guess you could call that something...). People fly past as he continues being brainless. Somebody finally bumps into him and he falls to the floor yelling: "My taquitos? MY TAQUITOS? MY TAQUITOOOSS!"

*Don't ask me what a taquito is. I don't even know.

**

The bottom tray has taquitos on it.
Mmm... taquitos...

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Oooh! Oooh! (url="http://"http://games.sohu.com/fightgame/fight4.htm")A new flash game!(/url)
If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
Kee kee, Draco, Smaug and Ladon!

Kenra points out to Shade, she had been killing Nutjob for starting the other new bar, not this one, and she already knew Shade had started this one. She then promptly blows up Shade for misunderstanding her.

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Formerly known as
Rima.