....throw a party, as they hated him from the start. But suddenly the evil rubber duckies appear from the last Tell-a-Story topic, and poop the party, so that everyone calls them party-poopers! Then the Omnipotent Cheese appears from the ethereal plane, but is turned into...Hershey's Special Dark chocolate, making all cheese turn into Hershey's Special Dark chocolate. Everyone likes it at first, but then after eating too much dark chocolate, die of constipation! Then someone turns the Omnipotent Cheese back into cheese, and sends it back into the ethereal plain. Then suddenly a giant intelligent dust mite circumnavigates the world, unleashing the dreaded fury of dust allergies! But suddenly, the dust mite flies right into the Terminix headquarters and is.............

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Greetings from your friendly local cannibal, put in your town by the federal government to keep the human population in check.
I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine —Armondo Guitierrez
Yes but can you dance? —Freakazoid
All the lone people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? —The Beatles

...eaten by a cat. Then it is reseructed into a dust cloud, which ravages parts of...

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If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
If you give a man your shoes, he might try them on, in which case you are screwed.
Kee kee, Draco, Smaug and Ladon!

...Canada and....

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...Canada and....

...nobody pays any attention because they're too busy mocking Stockwell Day...

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out of context:

Don't forget Joe Clark's Santa laught
or
Gilles's redish face from arguing for an hour on the time that they should take for the coffey brake.

Nelson

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Salutations ŕ la vie

...and his party. The dust could starts feeling sad and leaves earth. Not knowing it's way around in space it flies right into the sun and....

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... promptly melted. Unfortunately, the increase in size of the sun caused by the addition of the dust caused massive global warming on Earth, which resulted in...

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... promptly melted. Unfortunately, the increase in size of the sun caused by the addition of the dust caused massive global warming on Earth, which resulted in...

...Antarctica becoming the leading tourist destination...

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...And penguins setting up a leading travel franchise,PenguinAir.
They also start wearing dark glasses...

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...and soon millions of dark glasses that should have gone to people are given to penguins. Outraged, the people of Arizona...

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If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
If you give a man your shoes, he might try them on, in which case you are screwed.
Kee kee, Draco, Smaug and Ladon!

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**...And penguins setting up a leading travel franchise,PenguinAir.
They also start wearing dark glasses...

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...and those cute little hats with the little thing on top! Although...

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... attemped to launch a military strike against the penguins, but they were all suffering from heat stroke due to the global warming, so...

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Ad Astra Per Aspera - "A rough road leads to the stars"

...the people of Arizona were very disappointed and felt that they had to...

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...Wander in the desert looking for revelations!Pretty soon they were all dead,except for one,who...

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...just happened to have a cell phone so rang up the penguins to tell them how angry he was, when suddenly...

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We tend to become like the worst in those we oppose.
-Bene Gesserit Coda

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A small rabbit fell out of the sky,hitting on the head and knocking him senseless, after wich the rabbit

(Hey,a fellow New Zealander.Ever been to Little River?)

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...was caught by a DJUTYREW, which stands for...

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...Drunk, Juvinile, Useless, Try hard, Yellow bellied, Rotten, English,Wart...

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We tend to become like the worst in those we oppose.
-Bene Gesserit Coda

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...monkeys, which eat the rabbit raw until...

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"Are you sure the powers off?"

... it finds out the rabbit is infected with rabies, so it rips its own head off with...

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We tend to become like the worst in those we oppose.
-Bene Gesserit Coda