Joe maneuvers his ship on antigravs to hover over the bar, notes the name of the establishment, and decides that this is a good place to empty the "Silly Slut"'s waste tanks.
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Joe Burnette
"I find that humans can be divided into only two meaningful categories: Decent Humans and Sonsofbitches; both types appear to be evenly distributed
among all shapes, colors, sizes, and nationalities." -- Keith Laumer
Look , I'm trying to attract a more up-market clas of person, ok!?! If you could all just take showers and drink your tea out of a ****ing cup then everything would be much nicer. Are you of English descent corey? Well I guess most people in America are (never forget where you came from you little buggers)
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Yes, I am childish. I've got my whole life ahead of me to be mature.
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Originally posted by Overrider720:
**If your like 51 (an aproxamite guess) and Jess is 14 why do you joke about being married?
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This...this is a joke!?! Corey, how could you do this to me?? What am I supposed to tell our baby when it grows up and asks why it doesn't have a daddy?! WHY corey, why? Jess bursts into tears and runs from the bar.
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Yes, I am childish. I've got my whole life ahead of me to be mature.
(This message has been edited by Jess (edited 10-25-2001).)
Ok then.Shade begins to drink his Lemon,Lime&Bitters; from a delicate china teacup.
Does that please you?
I394,technically the island would be in the souther hemisphere,probably the subantarctic.
Trust me,I live around there.Well,near enough,anyways.
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Phoenix holds Jess while she sobs.
Sorry I couldn't get on today. The computer lab was closed, but I read an interesting book passage on narcissm.
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I suppose when it comes down to it, we don't have room for mistakes. We do, until we don't. Then the game ends. It was fun. At times.
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Originally posted by coreycubed:
I haven't watched DS9 in years. As far as I know, it's off the air in my area. But yes, I do remember that epsiode as being somewhat comical, but not to the extent you're making it out to be.:)
That episode was not only a comedy, but also Deep Space Nine's 30th anniversary tribute to the original Star Trek series. I'm just saying that it's not a great source for exploration of continuity. Examination of other Deep Space Nine episodes will show you individual Klingons (Kor, Koloth, etc.) who appeared on the original series with minimal makeup, but had the full ridged-forehead etc. when they showed up on Deep Space Nine.
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Fine, Jess, I'll act snooty about drinking tea, because I don't like tea. Happy now?
And yes, I'm an American, and yes, I am of English descent. In fact, some of my ancestors came over on the Mayflower, which is about as far back as we have traced. This means I am just about as pasty as one can get. Especially since I spend all my time in here, on the BB! j/k! 
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Treat all the world as the world deserves,
With love or with hate but never with harm,
--an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation
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Originally posted by Jess:
**Look , I'm trying to attract a more up-market clas of person, ok!?! If you could all just take showers and drink your tea out of a ****ing cup then everything would be much nicer. Are you of English descent corey? Well I guess most people in America are (never forget where you came from you little buggers)
**
Well well, aren't we a little high-strung... If you must know, my mother's British. I inherited a lot of her mannerisms...not that she says snooty a lot but we've been on quite a few family vacations and anyways, I read way more than the lot of you. So there. 
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Originally posted by Jess:
**This...this is a joke!?! Corey, how could you do this to me?? What am I supposed to tell our baby when it grows up and asks why it doesn't have a daddy?! WHY corey, why? Jess bursts into tears and runs from the bar.
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Aww, don't cry...remember? I only might be 51. The odds are very much against that. 
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/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...
Autonav strolls in from the now-crater that is his ship. He orders a heavily spiked Earl Gray tea and sits around waiting for it to brew.
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Prepare to feel my WRATH, puny dirt-child!
-Me
Has anyone else noticed the similarity between Star Trek Tribbles and EVO Fuzzes?
I'm thinking of starting a Fuzzes fast food bar here.
Deep-Fried fuzzes,anyone?
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Originally posted by Shade:
Has anyone else noticed the similarity between Star Trek Tribbles and EVO Fuzzes?
Yes.
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Thought so.
They have the "tribbles flag" enabled in the junk resource,don't they?Fuzzes I mean.
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Originally posted by Shade:
**Over here,"yuppie", means the same thing (as snooty).
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No, since "yuppie" means "young urban professional."
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Well, it could be an actic planet, you never know. I394 reincarnates all the wonderful penguins and complains about his snowdrift being melted.
"I'm German and a bit Dutch!" Ka'aat says he's Dulsopulvianyticovianeworian. I394 starts a beer and bratwurst stand, with lots of kraut. He also sells battle axes to commemorate the days when German barbarians sacked the Roman Empire.
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When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
-Shade
Payback, have you noticed that you have won the very honorable newb award. Well anyway congrats on the prestigious award. Although it's not the same a OF's member of the month. It's still a good thing for a newb.
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hmmm... that makes sense.
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Payback, have you noticed that you have won the very honorable newb award. Well anyway congrats on the prestigious award. Although it's not the same a OF's member of the month. It's still a good thing for a newb.
Hey, cool! Didn't even think I would be good for any awards, let alone that they existed! Where might I pick up my life-sized gold-plated likeness? sobbing I'd like to thank my parents, my g/f, and especially Matt Burch for bringing us all together here. break down Just kidding, but seriously, where would I find this? And seriously, thanx guys.
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Treat all the world as the world deserves,
With love or with hate but never with harm,
--an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation
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Originally posted by Payback37:
**Hey, cool! Didn't even think I would be good for any awards, let alone that they existed! Where might I pick up my life-sized gold-plated likeness? sobbing I'd like to thank my parents, my g/f, and especially Matt Burch for bringing us all together here. break down Just kidding, but seriously, where would I find this? And seriously, thanx guys.
**
If you want to see the post, got to Banter & Brawl forum. It's under newb award.
You lucky man, I never got a newb award. Oh well it's the first time it's ever been awarded. Good job and continue posting possitively. I think thats what won it for you.
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"I think, therefore I am" - Rene Descartes
hmmm... that makes sense.
If everybody is so cool/snotty, why are people being nice to each other? Come on people, kill someone!
Draco blows GAT out of the bar with his ringpop gun.
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If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
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It's not "snotty", it's "snooty". Means high-class, also sometimes snobbish. Which is why Jess and I qualify, as we both have British upbringings.
You know, even when DA makes a three-letter post he still manages to sound incredibly smart. Amazing, huh?
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/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...
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Originally posted by Shade:
**Has anyone else noticed the similarity between Star Trek Tribbles and EVO Fuzzes?...
**
Yes, as well as the similarity of both to "The Rolling Stones"'s flat cats.
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"I find that humans can be divided into only two meaningful categories: Decent Humans and Sonsofbitches; both types appear to be evenly distributed
among all shapes, colors, sizes, and nationalities." -- Keith Laumer
