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    • ...eat pickles. However, Mr. Macaroni has just...

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    • ...put a "NO-PICKLE" law into effect, so...

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    • ...he decides to take a nice, hot bath. He has no sooner immersed himself in the fragrant, bubbly froth when he realizes with a shock that his rubbber ducky is going to...

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    • ........peck him. It doesn't hurt, but becomes annoying so Mr. Macaroni shoots the duck and gets out of the bath, dries off, and puts clothes on. Meanwhile, on the other side of the galaxy, the Zacha blow up North Tip station and the Miranu begin an expededition into the Ji Nebula, and find wherein...

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    • the long lost humor, that orignaly appeard in this topic but dissappepred due too lack of interest. Miranu enginers are planning too...

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    • ...to create a 'humorizer', which will bring back the old humor. Unfortuantely...

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      Originally posted by draco_2488:
      **...to create a 'humorizer', which will bring back the old humor. Unfortuantely...

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      ...they sniff too much 'goofy gas' and they all fall on the floor laughing in their laboratory, which means they can't deliver it unless...

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    • ...they suddenly can! But the suddenly can't can, so they do the Can-Can and...

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    • the miranu scentist develops new ways of transporting persons that wheight (anna bashlow) 1ton in your pocket, but the evil Gnorm is...

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    • on his way too the supermarket where he is going to buy spam for his

    • ...eat. But then...

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    • suddenly does an battle cruiser from starcraft appear in my room and it...

      Heh It seems like it is only me and Luke that posts

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      Originally posted by Desert-Rat:
      **suddenly does an battle cruiser from starcraft appear in my room and it...
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      ...spreads mayo on a...

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      Heh It seems like it is only me and Luke that posts

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    • ...spam&cheese; sandwich. Then Kerrigan appears with a fleet of Devourers and annihilates the Battlecruiser. Then suddenly the Omnipontent Spam ( Posted Image ) appears from the ethereal plain and kills Kerrigan and her followers for destroying someone who was about to eat some spam. Then the Omnipotent Spam decides to...

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    • ...make its followers finish this topic quickly with spam, because there are only 6 posts left. Soon...

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    • ......a farmer with a large head comes riding in on a space chicken. The farmer uses a watering can to............

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      Originally posted by Kenra:
      **......a farmer with a large head comes riding in on a space chicken. The farmer uses a watering can to............
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      ...quench the chicken's thirst, as it looks really thirsty, and everyone knows that space chickens deprived of water can...

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    • ...die from dehydration. But the universe grows weary of chickens, and soon a war errupts between the chickens and the...

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      This is about to reach 200 posts, and already becoming a burden for slow connections. Once the post mark is reached, feel free to start a new (continuation) one.

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    • ...universe. Eventually the universe gets fed up with the chickens, and poof! There goes their star. Then...

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      If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
      Do not click (url="http://"http://www.funpages.com/haha.htm")here(/url). Remember, I warned you!
      If you give a man money, he'll kill you and steal your money! Then he'll die and you'll inherit the money, which will become your son's money!

    • when the topic realise that it´s going to get locked, it gets frightnent and runs away too...

      The one that posts the last one remeber to end with dot

      P.S Luke can´t you post this one at the cronichles
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      (This message has been edited by Desert-Rat (edited 11-05-2001).)