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      An exquisite diamond. Only the best for Jess.

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      I suppose when it comes down to it, we don't have room for mistakes. We do, until we don't. Then the game ends. It was fun. At times.

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      But of course! You can be the best man, PA, even though the wedding is over. 🙂

      I'm chatting with my g/f right now, wonder if I should tell her she's dating a married man?

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      Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)
      /me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

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      Yeah! Do it, corey! nd congrats, BTW. Payback sends corey and Jess something.....nice. evil grin

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      -Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url)
      Treat all the world as the world deserves,
      With love or with hate but never with harm,
      --an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

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      Originally posted by Colours:
      Jess, I did that because my shrink told me to get all the emotion and brutal violence out of my system, I had to dump it on someone else though.
      I394 throws a big bouncy-bouncy-bouncy ball for Ka'aat to chase, he does so, upsetting much furniture. He bats it around the bar, creating more damage.

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      Couldn't you have dumped it on a wall somewhere?
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      I might have if my shrink wasn't my Ego, if you remember him.

      By the way, Shade, ever had trouble in Mechanisto with the bottom on/off setting in the object settings menu? It blocks out everything in that specific object that would be behind the turned off side if it was on.

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      When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
      -Shade

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      Did I not say?
      I was on a really useless camp over the long weekend.
      Ischtar put handcream in my sleeping bag and Brooke fell out of a tree and had to be airlifted out.
      And why exactly do you think that all us guys need to find a marriageable g/f somewhere?
      I'm perfectly happy without a g/f,and have no plans to hook up with anyone in the future.
      Life seems less complicated this way.
      Oh yeah,Corey,did you know that diamonds can be synthesised in laboratories?
      It costs a lot but apparently they can get really large ones nowadays.

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      (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

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      Azdara gets out his trusty wedding shotgun and "Jess's father" costume.

      "You got my Jess in trouble boy! Now you gotta marry her!" Loads shotgun and points it at corey.
      "Okay okay, if you insist. Jess we have to get married now."
      Que here comes the bride music
      The wedding continues and the pair walk down the aisle untill corey's girlfriend jumps in and starts bashing corey. After he is knocked sensless coreys girlfriend starts a bitch fight with jess. After each have wasted several boxes of ammunition and multiple tactical nukes, Azdara steps in yells "Get this mask off! It's taking controll!!! NOOOOO!"
      DSuddenly he is Jess's father again. He looks at corey, still unconcious on the floor and says, "Well someone has to marry jess. He looks at corey's girlfriend and grins. "Get in line, move it, wedding march! Restart the music.
      The ceremony ends with the happy, yet confused couple exiting the building and the bartender complaining about all the confetti everywhere. Azdara whips the mask off and regains controll. He spies corey groaning on the floor and goes to apologise. After he explains what happened he wonders... was that even legal?

      Heheheh... sorry guys, but you know: Barness™

      ~A~

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      "How can I make it go faster?" -Me-

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      "Ummm... I already married them... You can't marry again unless you divorce, so I guess you were breaking the law. Punisment time. :D"

      Draco takes out his badge and tows Azdara by the ear to the door. Unfortunately, one of them falls off, so he grabs the other one.

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      If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
      Do not click (url="http://"http://www.funpages.com/haha.htm")here(/url). Remember, I warned you!

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      Shade: less complicated, much more fun. I was the same way, thought that socializing was just a distraction from the rea goal: school. But I have since changed my tune.

      Payback laughs at corey, Jess, and Azdara. This whole mess is actually quite funny. He sends....whoever was married...a nice present. Heh heh heh.

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      -Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url)
      Treat all the world as the world deserves,
      With love or with hate but never with harm,
      --an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

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      /Cap'n Redeye lands in his Trinity Battlecruiser, launches a mass invasion, and brings in a horde of angry pirates to beat up everyone. He then plants a hydrogen bomb and destroys the interior of the bar.
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      "Thank you, thank you. Now you're all under arrest!"

      (This message has been edited by Cap'n Redeye (edited 10-23-2001).)

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      Originally posted by Cap'n Redeye:
      /Cap'n Redeye lands in his Trinity Battlecruiser, launches a mass invasion, and brings in a horde of angry pirates to beat up everyone. He then plants a hydrogen bomb and destroys the interior of the bar.

      Ever heard of a metal detector? How about one that blows up if it detects a bomb? No? Oh well.

      (url="http://"http://www.usswisconsin.org/Pictures/Big Guns/018 Gulf war--16")<insert Pikeman picture here>(/url)

      Boom.

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      If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
      Do not click (url="http://"http://www.funpages.com/haha.htm")here(/url). Remember, I warned you!

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      Originally posted by Payback37:
      **Payback laughs at corey, Jess, and Azdara. This whole mess is actually quite funny. He sends....whoever was married...a nice present. Heh heh heh.

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      Hah, you should see what my mum got us 😉
      Jess runs into the bar 'Ohmigod everybody I'm pregnant! And we've only been married 5 minutes!!! (not sure what that says about corey :p)

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      Yes, I am childish. I've got my whole life ahead of me to be mature.

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      I suppose it would be offensive to some if I suggested immaculate conception, so Payback just stands around, scratching his head.

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      -Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url)
      Treat all the world as the world deserves,
      With love or with hate but never with harm,
      --an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

      (This message has been edited by Payback37 (edited 10-23-2001).)

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      Originally posted by Jess:
      **Jess waits expectantly for a while, then realises that SilverDragon isn't here to stick up for her, and she's going to have to survive on her own for a week :frown:
      She hides under a table.
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      probably late on this but Overrider kicks anyones ass who comes near Jess

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
      All quiet on the western Front. But not for long.... OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!!!!!!........
      The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
      AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7

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      (quote)Originally posted by Jess:
      **(quote)Originally posted by coreycubed:
      **Hmmm...

      If Jess dumps me, I'm going out with Jess Snyder instead.

      ****(/quote)

      NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damnit I change my internet server and leave for a few days and than you get married!!!!!!!????? OV rips up his homework in disgust. "Oh damn that was due tommarrow"

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
      All quiet on the western Front. But not for long.... OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!!!!!!........
      The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
      AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7

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      OV,see my quote in I394's sig for my position on homework.
      Who's this Redeye person?Can we kill/eat him?

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      (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

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      Hummm, uhh-umm? Eh? Not me, Jess, must be some odd aliens like those freaks on Enterprise. Not that I wouldn't say no, mind you, but we've barely tied the knot and now this...

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      Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)
      /me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

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      Corey: You never know... at least you'll have someone to live your life once SD comes back...

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      If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
      Do not click (url="http://"http://www.funpages.com/haha.htm")here(/url). Remember, I warned you!

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      OK,now I'm confused.

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      (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

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      Originally posted by Shade:
      Who's this Redeye person?Can we kill/eat him?(/B)

      Why not? Has that ever stopped you? 😄

      Payback starts setting up Redeye's torture rack in anticipation of the carnage to come. He rubs his hands with glee.

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      -Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url)
      Treat all the world as the world deserves,
      With love or with hate but never with harm,
      --an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

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      Originally posted by draco_2488:
      **Corey: You never know... at least you'll have someone to live your life once SD comes back...

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      ?
      (and corey, I have nevr watched star trek so I have no idea what you're talking about)
      Baby names everybody!

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      Yes, I am childish. I've got my whole life ahead of me to be mature.

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