Seeing two dead corpses,
Io chiamo un'ambulanza,
Voglio di un caffč Corey while you wait for the ambulance?
I sit on a banch and aske the waiter for a glass of vodka.
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Salutations ŕ la vie
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Making an exception, Esponer gives Nelson some vodka. He then grabs Azdara and disects him slowly, as he writhes in pain.
"Corey, yes. Jess, no. We worship her here. NO killing Jess!" He looks around evilly, blood splattered on his face, to the other patrons. "Comprendo?"
"Oh, yeah, I'll be away a week," Esponer says.
He grabs Azdara's remains, and drags them over to Lincoln (holiday destination - wow, how great) to play with some more, leaving an eye or two behind, all the while laughing manically.
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**"Oh, yeah, I'll be away a week," Esponer says.**
Oh fine just bugger off, don't tell me , don't say goodbye or anything like that you stupid prick!. Jess stomps off.
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**Oh fine just bugger off, don't tell me , don't say goodbye or anything like that you stupid prick!. Jess stomps off.**
Hahahahah! You might worship her, but I don't think it's mutual mate!
Azdara shoots silver dragon in the head and wonders why he is going nuts dissecting a blow up Azdara doll... some people are strange...
Jess, once again you have my apologies, if only to stop esponer from dissecting me... hahah! This is a bar, people get killed... a lot of times to.
~A~
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"Didn't he notice that there was a bomb in his food? I guess not."
Draco presses the remote detenator. A muffled explosion comes from outside, and pieces of Esponer come flying in. One of them, one of Esponer's hands, hits Azdara on the head.------------------
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Azdara peels the item that knocked him off his bar stool from his face. It is a hand... esponers hand. Azdara then throws the hand at Draco, who falls to the floor, rippin off one of coreys arms in the process and winging it back at Azdara. Azdara swings to throw the arm but accidentally hits overrider who says "That wasn't funny!"
Then someone yells "Body part fight!" and the bar is filled with flying arms, legs and the occasional head.~A~
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And...erm...Red...I'm not gonna bring the Q'an Empire in, anymore. <gulps> Or if I do, they'll be locked in combat with a slightly better Prylak force.
**All of RED's ships suddenly shrink into nothingness...
RED looks at esponer coldly...
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Simon.... when did this decision happen?
and are there any governments left without a leader?
(if not, red Leaves the bar, steals a fighter and flies off)
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< lots of scary pictures>One word: "That's gotta hurt."
Conclusion: Redchigh is violent.
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My my, I've been gone only a day and I get killed several times over...
Heh, now that ol' Spoony is gone I can hit on Jess all I like and there's not a thing he can do! BTW, just who is Jess Snyder, anyways?
/me makes a mental note to add IrritatedBee to his buddy list next time he's on...
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Captaintripps walks in after months away, takes his usual spot in the corner, lights up a smoke under the no smoking sign and waits.
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redchigh walks behind the bar, and finds a stove. Several minutes later a wonderful smell drifts through the bar. After about 15 minutes, Redchigh brings Jess the crumble with custard, no charge.
took me the longest time to figure that out. you english people are so confusing
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Captaintripps eagerly takes the bowl proferred to him by REDCHIGH.
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I394 smashes corey and jess in the back of the neck with a crowbar, cutting off their nerve cord. He arranges them in a very touching Romeo and Juliet position and powers up his chainsaw. He smiles deviously as he piles limbs in front of their faces for their viewing pleasure. He rearranges their faces with his Do-It-at-Home Plastic Surgery Kit and uses them for conversation pieces.
"My shrink said I just needed to let it out," he says. He adds the liquidated limbs to the body part fight.------------------
When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
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**redchigh walks behind the bar, and finds a stove. Several minutes later a wonderful smell drifts through the bar. After about 15 minutes, Redchigh brings Jess the crumble with custard, no charge.took me the longest time to figure that out. you english people are so confusing
REDchigh also gives the bowl to anyone that wants to lick the rest out.**
Yay!
Colours, what did you do that for...?
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You don't know who I am? Thats it you ****ing bitch! Your going down NOW!
Jess Snyder grabs colours' chainsaw and hacks off the top of Jess's head. She then feeds Jess her own brain, by roasting it on REDCHIGH's barbecue.
"Try that for crumble you ditzy tart!"
Jess Snyder pauses to hack off REDCHIGH's head for being such a pussy. She then cuts up the barbecue, steals Captain Tripp's cigarette to smoke and storms off yelling **** yas all! Bastards! -
Apparently, this is Jess Snyder:
I think so, anyways...
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Yeesh, getting a bit violent here, aren't we? And brains don't even taste good...
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