Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • I394 brings in Ka'aat who ends it all, period.

      He looks up at draco's sign, and says, "be ruled by Jess if you want, but I absolutely refuse to be ruled by anyone, except my Ego."

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      When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
      -Shade

    • Shrugging slightly, Draco pushes Colours into the blender. Then he shuts the door, locks it, and waits for some apologies. He fingers the on/off switch. Then he takes another nap.

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      Have some pity,
      for the new race in the city.
      Emalgha is here to stay,
      whatever those Voinan losers say!

    • Hanuman blows the door away, shouting: "IT'S ME AGAIN!!!" smells for deadman, doesn't detect that offensive odor, but guesses he might be here anyway.
      He orders a milk, sits down and says: "can anyone tell me what happened to me in bar latte? my computer was broken"

    • Deadman doesn't come to this bar.....

      OV watches the newcomer and doesn't recall the newcomer so he waits to see his personallity.

      OV brings in 438219758923150872643 octopi.

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
      rookie's smiles:(url="http://"http://www.ezboard.com/help/help_howto_useemoticons.html")Cool Smiles(/url)(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Cooler Smiles(/url)
      AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
      (url="http://"http://htttp://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum7/HTML/000581-4")The Purple Haze Bar-(/url) Bar at Ferazel that's been here since April

    • Mmmmm...Jess has nice hair...shakes head rapidly Huh? I mean, errr, umm....

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      Coreył (Cubed)
      Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

    • Shade pours wusabi down RebelRunner's throat,then buries him in a huge pile of 5h@t and sets alight to it for mentoining the name of the most evil bstrd ever in our bar.I come here to forget about the world,Rebel!
      He then wanders around in a blue haze singing some song noone's ever heard of before.Neither have I.

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      (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

    • OOC: Shade, what did I ever do to you? :frown:
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      Rebelrunner screams a battle cry, and pulls out his radium Blaster, shoots every one every time. Unfortunately, everyone is immune to the radiation, and it just turns the bar cool colors.

      he than brings in an infinte number of Loonys.

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      Nice Shuttle--Where are the Rockets
      -Rebelrunner when a fleet of shuttles attacked him

    • Quote

      Originally posted by coreycubed:
      **Mmmmm...Jess has nice hair...shakes head rapidly Huh? I mean, errr, umm....

      **

      OV slaps corey in the face. "Count to 10, take deep breaths, and think of cheese"

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
      rookie's smiles:(url="http://"http://www.ezboard.com/help/help_howto_useemoticons.html")Cool Smiles(/url)(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Cooler Smiles(/url)
      AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
      (url="http://"http://htttp://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum7/HTML/000581-4")The Purple Haze Bar-(/url) Bar at Ferazel that's been here since April

    • Cheese? How can I think of cheese when all I can think about is...sigh

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      Coreył (Cubed)
      Ask somebody if you don't know, that Caesar's rockin' mics like Huey rocks the afro...And flow like a thug look mean, you can't see Caesar with a quart of 'Visine' OR psychic dreams...It make the crowd say ho! and ya sister sat golly, that me and Huey sock-tight like Sifl and Olly, so emcees who step up with their heads held aloft...get their pride cut in two like Darth Maul and Microsoft! BROOKLYN BABY!! WHAT?! WHAT?!

    • I told you what you did wrong,Rebel.
      You mentioned Bin Laden.
      Please don't,or I'll have to rip your stomach open with a baling hook to get all that tasty Wusabi out.

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      (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

    • I394 steps out of the blender in somewhat worse shape then when he went in, and notes that he is in a very polite mood. "Draco," he says, "that was an extremely unkind deed. Because you attempted to cause me bodily harm, I am forced to take retaliatory action, which will most likely do you bodily harm. Have a nice day :)."
      I394 picks up draco by the tongue in a very polite manner and gently sets him into the nitrichydrochloric vat specially created for the occaision, equiped with sofa and stereo just in case the occupant becomes bored. He then closes and locks the force field lid. He leaves in search of several million band aids.

      Note: nitrichydrochloric acid is 1 part nitric acid and 2 parts hydrochloric acid, I think, and capable of dissolving Gold and Platinum.

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      When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
      -Shade

    • Kitty wakes up she yarns, "May I plz ave some water", and falls asleep agian......

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      Why?.............WELL WHY???????

    • Never again will I touch alcohol. ****, last night was bad even for me. Jess sits in the corner and cries because her life is over.

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      I despise false modesty.

    • Phantmrain gives jess some bread knowing that she needs it. Then he leaves a pitcher of water right next to kitty's make-shift bed. He then decides that that's enough good deeds for today and its time to party. He goes in the back room and everyone heres a slight bubbling sound far-off.

      :smokin
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      Whats the sense of hating, when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

      (This message has been edited by Phantmrain (edited 10-06-2001).)

    • Sorry Shade. but you didn't have to kill me for it!!!!!!

      Rebelrunner's stomach acts up and he takes a Tum, and Pepto Bismol. The chemical reaction causes him to breathe fire for 15 mintutes. He sets everybody on fire. Including th alchohol kegs.
      BOOMMMMMM.
      Rebelrunner than falls asleep

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      Nice Shuttle--Where are the Rockets
      -Rebelrunner when a fleet of shuttles attacked him

    • Quote

      Originally posted by Jess:
      **Never again will I touch alcohol. ****, last night was bad even for me. Jess sits in the corner and cries because her life is over.

      **

      OV comforts Jess. "Don't cry Jess. What happened?" OV gets Jess some water and a big peice of chocolate. "Take a deep breath, Count to 10, and think of corey for this time only"

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
      rookie's smiles:(url="http://"http://www.ezboard.com/help/help_howto_useemoticons.html")Cool Smiles(/url)(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Cooler Smiles(/url)
      AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
      (url="http://"http://htttp://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum7/HTML/000581-4")The Purple Haze Bar-(/url) Bar at Ferazel that's been here since April

    • "Good god man, dont give her chocolate. Argh, its sliced bread she needs! Sorry about that, but if jess is suffering from a severe hang-over cuz she got ****-faced the previous night, then she needs some bread and water. Trust me, i know from many experiences...(never ever ever ever drink tequilla.......ever!)"

      Phantmrain downs 3 shots of tequilla and sits back down only to remember what he said a few minutes ago.

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      Whats the sense of hating, when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

    • Is your life over? Why???

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      Coreył (Cubed)
      Ask somebody if you don't know, that Caesar's rockin' mics like Huey rocks the afro...And flow like a thug look mean, you can't see Caesar with a quart of 'Visine' OR psychic dreams...It make the crowd say ho! and ya sister sat golly, that me and Huey sock-tight like Sifl and Olly, so emcees who step up with their heads held aloft...get their pride cut in two like Darth Maul and Microsoft! BROOKLYN BABY!! WHAT?! WHAT?!

    • Shade looks through his textbooks for a hangover cure,but can't find one because he's never been drunk.
      About the most alcohol I drink is a 6-pac of Speights a year.

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      (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

    • Kitty wakes up, "JESS whats wong? are you ok? you need more chcolate!!! MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!"

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      Why?.............WELL WHY???????