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    • Lyra, why are you saying I'm too violent? You're the one who planned the raid in the first place. Everyone else tries to kill me, not the other way around!

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    • Eying Arookee strangely, and wondering why Lyra changed his name from Pantalaimon, Draco tries to walk up to OV to apoligize. When he is about ten feet away, there is a small pop sound, and Draco is thrown against the wall. He stands up, and dizzily walks over to the bar for some lunch. He doesn't hear the 'Black Hole' sirens until he finishes, about an hour and a half later.

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      Have some pity,
      for the new race in the city.
      Emalgha is here to stay,
      whatever those Voinan losers say!

    • Luke walks in, builds an anti-flame shield around the bar, and goes back to Boozerama.
      If Lyra, or anyone else, posts flame here, ignore it. Thank you.

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    • Phantmrain has no idea whats going on and who half these people are. He decides to make a decision that will change his view towards the whole universe....

      He orders a new bottle of tequilla and a case of schmirnofs. After a while, he notices everyone seems happier and more tranquil. He smiles and passes out murmering something about steamed vegetables.

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      Whats the sense of hating when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

    • After drinking three Emalghion Fire Brandies, Draco saunters shakily over to Phantmrain, and says, "Hey, mishter." He pulls out a UEBI badge(UE Beareau of Investagation) "Could you shell me where this fugishive ish?" He pulls out a picture of a lady. Looking at it, he realizes that it's his wife. "Oops. Heh heh." He puts it back in his pocket, and pulls out a picture of Phantmrain. "Ish he here, shir? My eyes aren't what they ushed to be." He waits for an answer, trying hard not to fall down.

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      Have some pity,
      for the new race in the city.
      Emalgha is here to stay,
      whatever those Voinan losers say!

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      Originally posted by Phantmrain:
      **Phantmrain has no idea whats going on and who half these people are. He decides to make a decision that will change his view towards the whole universe....
      **

      Hi I'm RC! Now you know me.

      Leave Insano alone he dosen't do anything bad. It's all you, mac and a character I will refer to as CS. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I'm not trying to beat on you but it all started when you came along.

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      "I'm not the one who runs from a fight, but also I'm not the one who stays in a losing battle." Galeish

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    • This sobers up phantmrain quickly. Phantmrain, being the man of action type, stands up, and vomits all over draco. He then remembers that the earlier picture, of dracos wife, was one of the women Phantmrain was with in the escape pod. He quickly pulls out his slug-thrower and says: "what arrrrre you's gonna do aboush it buuudddy?!?!" He pulls the trigger of the slug-thrower but does not let it go, for if he does, it will go off......alien technology of course.

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      Whats the sense of hating when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

    • OV puts the forcefield down. "Aplogy accepted draco"

      Lyra! I don't give a **** if your going to ignore me, because I DO! exist!! So there you no good *******! (edit)And I used to like CyberDragon, If he's still alive...(/edit)

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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      God bless the souls of the many who died

      (This message has been edited by Overrider720 (edited 09-16-2001).)

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      Originally posted by draco_2488:
      **Laughing heartily, Draco sets the drapes on fire with his ruby-set gun, and hands them back to RC. "I thought you were just kidding about liking the drapes," he says. "Here, keep them as a momentum."
      **

      I was! It's just nice not to be killed on site cuz you stole the bar drapes. ๐Ÿ™‚

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    • Draco starts wiping off the vomit. After he finishes, he calmly takes out the picture of Phantmrain, looks at it, looks at Phantmrain, then back at the picture. Then he starts running for the door, yelling "Help! Help!".

      A man with a duplicate of the gun Phantmrain has walks through the door, and tosses it to Draco. The man walks back out the door, and doesn't look back. Draco, of course, pulls his trigger. "You're wanted in Sol, you know." Then he waits for someone else to break the standstill.

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      Have some pity,
      for the new race in the city.
      Emalgha is here to stay,
      whatever those Voinan losers say!

    • Phantmrain tries to think what crime he commited towards the UE government. The only thing he knows is that he rescued 2 women from a derelect UE destroyer and then his ship was attacked. He then escaped via escape pod with the 2 women and on their way to the closest planet, they all got to know each other quite well.

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      Whats the sense of hating when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

    • "Rescued?" Draco is furious. "The cameras show you dragging the President's daughter and her maid to your ship. And how could you have gotten to know them quite well? The USS Controvertable was about to land on Luna when the bombs in the reactor blew. Didn't you plant them, Phantmrain? Or should I say, Phantom?!?!?!??" Draco glares at the rest of the people, daring them to speak.

      (edit)copy/paste error(/edit)
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      Have some pity,
      for the new race in the city.
      Emalgha is here to stay,
      whatever those Voinan losers say!

      (This message has been edited by draco_2488 (edited 09-16-2001).)

    • "I swear to you that i know nothing of this, i only rescued 2 UE women from a derelect ship, they then got Court-Martialed when we landed in Bar Latte II. Check for yourself."

      Phantmrain then sets his slug-thrower to auto, just in case anything goes down.

      He glances back at Draco, wondering why draco seems to be so intent on capturing him.

      "And by the way, the names Phantmrain, just Phantmrain, not Phantom."
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      Whats the sense of hating when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

      (This message has been edited by Phantmrain (edited 09-16-2001).)

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      Originally posted by Phantmrain:
      "I swear to you that i know nothing of this, i only rescued 2 UE women from a derelect ship, they then got Court-Martialed when we landed in Bar Latte II. Check for yourself."
      "And by the way, the names Phantmrain, just Phantmrain, not Phantom."

      Eyes narrowed, Draco says, "Do you have any proof? How can I believe you when the President's daughter says that you-"

      Draco is cut off by a vigourous tap on the shoulder by the man that gave him the gun. After listening to some murmers, Draco nods, and says to Phantmrain, "I am sorry for the inconvienience. We are searching for a renegade who calls himself Phantom, and he happens to look just like you." He walks out of the bar with his bodyguard, and returns a few minutes later without him. He sits down, and resumes his lunch.

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      Have some pity,
      for the new race in the city.
      Emalgha is here to stay,
      whatever those Voinan losers say!

    • Phantmrain looks at his empty bottle of tequilla, then at draco eating lunch. He clicks the saftey on the slug-thrower and staggers back to the bar. He takes 4 aspirin and wonders where the hell the shadowkats are, and why the hell the person on the other side of the bar is just standing there and hasnt moved for a good 5 minutes. Phantmrain squints at the thing and realizes its just the bottles of liquor across from him.

      "Barkeep, 9 cups of coffee, stat."

      4 minutes later...

      "Why the hell are there no bathrooms here?!??!?!?! ahhhhhhhhh!!!"

      Someone points behind Phantmrain and he dashes into the bathroom.

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      Whats the sense of hating when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

    • Draco looks at his watch, swears, and runs towards his ship, not to return for a while.

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      Have some pity,
      for the new race in the city.
      Emalgha is here to stay,
      whatever those Voinan losers say!

    • Lyra thanks Luke for putting up the anti-flame wall, and advises he read ALL of the posts, because, unbeknowst to you, me and jess are cool now.

      Ov continues to attempt to enter the bar, but everytime he tries, he bumps up against a seemingly solid invisible wall, shocking him badly, and each time a monotonous voice saying, "Flamer detected, Flamer detected" Finally, on his 56th time, he slumps to the hard rock of the asteroid, dead from electric shock.

      1 hour later...

      the asteroid is now floating debrie. The immense sound and applause created when OV was pronounced dead, and the racous from the following party had a decibal level high enough to blow the asteroid to smithereens. Fortunatly, people had been giving tours of their ships whenm the explosion came, so everyone escaped onto the Aurora (it was Lyra's turn at the time). They are all escape-podded back to their own ships, and they start a new bar on an even bigger asteroid nearby. The new bar has MANY new amenities tha tthe old one did not have. Lyra give room for each patron to have their own space for their own, personel items/wormhole jumps. Lyra gives herself a wormhole jump to Boozerama, and a jumpt to the Veil Skiing Resort.

      After skiiing a couple double-diamonds, she come sback to Latte, leans back in a barstool, and waits for everybody else to get here in their own ships.

      Oh, and Phantmrain <sp>? The name "Lyra Engel" comes from my chronicles, and I used, "Lyra" cause it's a cool name. At the time, I also wanted a daemon, so I gave my character a daemon, too. However, i regret stealing someone else's ล  (Phillip Pullman's, specifically) so I intend to change it soon. Why do you think Arookee has been glowing green and hovering? anyway, if you're too lazy (no offence, in fact, we might start a club) to go over to BB and read about them, here you can view Arookee's, Lyra's, and my stats:

      And BTW, this stuff goes for everybody, cuz somebody wanted introductions. Well, here they are.

      LYRA-
      Name-
      Lyra Engel
      Age- 12
      Gender: Female
      Occupation- Kicking pirate ass (you'll see what I mean when I release my chronicles)
      Likes- Rebels, Cheez-itsย™, candy, and Arookee
      Dislikes- Pirates, feds, OV, and brocklie <sp>
      Description- A small, homeless girl with enough magic to blow up the universe if she wanted to.

      AROOKEE-
      Name-
      Arookee, DUH!
      Age- 12, same as Lyra. all the His Dark Materials fans out there will know about that.
      Gender: Male
      Occupation- daemon, soon-to-be ???. (Don't ask, you'l find out when the time comes... ๐Ÿ˜› )
      Likes- Cheez-itsย™, Rebels, Cheez-itsย™, money, Cheez-itsย™, Lyra, Cheez-its, people who are nice to Lyra, and Cheez-its (he REALLY like's Cheez-its!ย™)
      Dislikes- Pirates, feds, buttered-popcorn jelly beans, and people who hurt Lyra.
      Description- A shapeshifter with a long and descriptive past. too long, in fact, for this post's size confinements. Oh well, it soesn't matter anyway, everything will soon change...

      ME-
      Name-
      ??? (Did you REALLY expect me to tell you that?)
      Age- 22
      Gender: Male
      Occupation- College student
      Likes- Programming, webboards, school, reading fantasy, chess, etc.
      Dislikes- Fed's, Osama bin Laden, Bill Clinton, and OV.
      Description- Blue eyes, brown hair, can't tell you much more than that.

      OK, I hope that tells you the stuff you want to know (and the stuff you DON'T want to know).

      Lyra approaches General Rak and carries on a conversation about politics with him.

    • Wait, take that back, no she doesn't, Rak isn't here yet.

    • The door suddenly flies open, and Starkiller stumbles in, then falls down on the floor.

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      Originally posted by Shade:
      **Bar Latte II has now passed 200 posts,and there's this kind of unwritten rule that topics,especially bars,shouldn't get over 200 posts in length. I don't know why,but if we don't,people will start being irritating and telling us about it.

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      A few months back, the boards started slowing down A LOT. Andrew thought that it might be partially due to a bunch of topics that had upwards of 500 posts (one aquired over 1000 posts in a matter of days) that were constantly being viewed, so he asked that all topics over 200 posts be moved to a new thread.

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