Phantmrain is arguing with the plant about computers until they both come to an agreement that Macs rule.

"Waaaaaaaaaaiiiiiit a minute, im talking to a plant"

The foliage repeats the sentence in the exact same manner. Its roots then bust out and it walks away to mingle with everyone, leaving phantmrain looking for other inanimate objects to talk to.

After a few moments, phantmrain decides to talk to a patron, he finds his bottle of tequilla and asks if anyone will drink with him.

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Whats the sense of hating when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

I394,good to see you again!
I made all my vessels with Mechanisto 2.0.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

Draco starts chatting with the plant. They get to "Should the death sentence be illegal?" when a foot kicks down the door. It is a renegade, and he is holding a zap pistol!

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Have some pity,
for the new race in the city.
Emalgha is here to stay,
whatever those Voinan losers say!

The plant's roots dig deep into the floor and shoot out underneath the Renegade. Within seconds the Renegade is dissolved into a pulp of bones and skin.

The Plant seems to be changing, flowers blossom out of its vines and it smells of an Earthern Spring.

The plant resumes the convo and decides that the death penalty fits nicely into the law and should not be disregarded.

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Whats the sense of hating when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

'Hi Amy Hi Amy Hi Amy!' We missed your non-violenceish.
Don't worry Overrider, Kitty wouldn't hurt a fly...
Jess pours everyone a vodka and sits there giggling with Shade, extremely drunk as usual Her Shadow Cat Fluffy is also drunk, also as usual.

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I despise false modesty.

Ok

damnit! Lyra still hasn't responded!

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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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AIM: Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
God bless the souls of the many who died

Draco finishes his conversation with the plant, and updates his "CrimeSpot" computer. It displays a large picture of Jess, with the headline "Wanted for Murder : Ran Away From Police" in big letters underneath. Draco looks around, but is too drunk to think correctly. He slumps against the counter, drooling slightly.

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Have some pity,
for the new race in the city.
Emalgha is here to stay,
whatever those Voinan losers say!

"Yeah i missed you guys to...... WHAT are these things? these ShadowKat things?" she says. She buys drinks for evryone. " Can i please have a coke and somthing really strong?" she asks the bartender.

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So, Whats wrong with it?

Phantmrain goes around merrily putting tequilla into everyones drinks. Some applaud, some grunt, but in the end, everyone is happily drunk and the bar seems more lively. At the end of the bottle, he finds the 4-headed worm of good luck. Not wanting to eat it himself, no matter how intoxicated, he throws it to the plant who dissolves it without question.

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Whats the sense of hating when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

Lyra! I'm willing to mke up! Are you alive?????

ShadowKats are cats with halos that are strong and unbeatable

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AIM: Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
God bless the souls of the many who died

Me, Jess, Shade, and Kitty have ShadowKats. (Anybody else?)

Asriel puts a credit chip into Shade's mug. I'll let you decide how much was on the chip. Astok says hi to Cuteykitty.

Oh, and Shade: Did you actually say what is in Colours' sig?

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"Why should I brag? The bards can do it for me -- and with music."
Ertai, wizard adept

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I394,good to see you again!
I made all my vessels with Mechanisto 2.0.

Is Mechanisto 2.0 shareware or anything like that? I've been looking for a good rendering program for a long time, but don't have the money for a profesional job.

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Oh, and Shade: Did you actually say what is in Colours' sig?

I'm not Shade but I can answer that. Several days ago my Mental Signature Reserve ran out (which was practically empty to start with) and Shade had used this sig previously and I liked it. I asked him if I could use it and he agreed.

I394 walks up to the plant. "Have we, uh, met before?" It shakes its leaves, no. "I see, well, hello. How's your life? And how did you become mobile, anyway?" I394 wanders if Ka'aat likes sentient plants.

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When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
-Shade

I394's sig was originally mine-I gave it to him.
I never actually said that,but it represents my thought processes well enough.
ShadowKats are availiable free of charge from me.
Just PLEASE try to think of a good name Fluffy and Cuteykitty are not really what i was thinking of for creatures which can rip your throat out in two seconds.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

Oh yes,I394,Mechanisto is free.
I'll also be away from the computer for the next four days-I'm going to the Wearable Arts Awards in Nelson.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

(This message has been edited by Shade (edited 09-19-2001).)

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Originally posted by Shade:
**Just PLEASE try to think of a good name Fluffy and Cuteykitty are not really what i was thinking of for creatures which can rip your throat out in two seconds.

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they are good names. you just have no feminism
WHHHOOOAAAA! Let's party everybody! Jess sets off fireworks, because life is more fun when it's in peril.

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I despise false modesty.

OV takes cover from the Fireworks. OV gets a shadowkat! "I'm going to nme him Bob! Actually! I'm going to name him Rogan! OV pets Rogan and lets him intermingle with the other pretty kitties

OV sets a firework off and hopes Lyra will someday come back here and respond....

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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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AIM: Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
God bless the souls of the many who died

Hey! Where'd my karma go!!!! :frown: :mad: :frown:

OV runs out of the bar very upset being that he's done nothing wrong!

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AIM: Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
God bless the souls of the many who died

Phantmrain is waking up from his stupor...

"Owwww, why the hell is this bottle-rocket shoved in my face?"

BAM!!!!!

"Damnit all, why am i always the unlucky one?"

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Whats the sense of hating when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

Draco wipes off the bloody part of Phantmrain's face, then takes out his crime report thingie. Jess is still on the front, and the article proves her guilty.

He slowly takes out his Embin Flame Pistol, and stealthily creeps up behind Jess...

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Have some pity,
for the new race in the city.
Emalgha is here to stay,
whatever those Voinan losers say!

In all seriousness, has anyone else noticed that ever since the "BB Raid" Bar Latte has seemed quite deserted? Where did everyone go, dont tell me you guys actually got lives?!?!?!?!?!

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Whats the sense of hating when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"