For those unenlightened ones, haiku are Japanese poems with a 5-7-5 syllable setup.
Lets have some fun with these!
Warships exploding
That siren is really loud
Faithful ship is gone
My Monty Python
Shuttlecraft unstoppable
Goodbye, hostiles
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Battler of the unjust Forklift.
And still blowing up them Strands, 'cause the Aggies haven't given him the new shield generator yet.