Amy begings choking in the all the dust. And ask for some water to clear her throt.
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Voulez-VousCoucherAvecMoiceSoir?
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Damn, that was one short dance, anyway, Igadzra394 decides to worry about the matters at hand.
After everyone starts doing strange things, Igadzra394 decides not to drink anything, it must be a Voinian plot, he decides. Though he is completely puzzled when he finds his personal stash gone.
Igadzra394(I'm getting tired of typing out that name so I think I'll shorten it to I394) blasts several von Neumans, "I liked those lampshades!" he shouts.
Just for fun, he fires his black hole rifle several million times until the entire universe and every other universe is 2 cm wide, having survived by wearing his gravatic sheild, he regenerates it all. Unfortunatelly some anomolies resulted from this. He announces that he is going to go out and fix all of those anomolies, turns around, and falls flat on his face after tripping on something that just happened to fade in from another dimension at that time. "I will return soon," he mumbles at the floor, and crawls to his ship.
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I'm Igadzra394, only registered.(This message has been edited by Colours (edited 07-29-2001).)
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Shade sighs,and the Von Neumann machines swarm down the walls and converge on Igazdra.
They render him down into raw materials and build a vending machine out of him.
Igazdra reconstitutes his parts,wobbling about in clear contravenance of the "Do Not Shake Machine" sign which has ended up on his forehead.
"Sorry,I really didn't want to have to do that,but you shot my Von Neumanns."Shade tells him,then punches him in the stomach.
A Coke can falls out his mouth,and Shade picks it up,pulls the tab,and asks Pheonix again for his pizza.
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I394 spits cokes at Shade's head until he is unconcious and then hacks him to death with the do not shake sign. He goes to his ship, smooths out the dents caused by Shade's peice of ****, and has surgery to correct himself. "I feel much better now," he says. He uses his ship's transponder to send a signal throughout the bar that causes the von Neumans to eat themselves. He shoots the remaining one with his black hole rifle, sending it to another galaxy and smaller than an atom in a neutroniom state. He shoots Shade's remains a pizza on top of a black hole. I394's tremendous ego joins in the fun and uses an anomoly that was never corrected to turn Shade's little black hole into a von Neuman that has a penchant for eating anti-Matter, which destroys itself for obvious reasons. As a tribute to his vending machine days, I394 melts done Shade's ship thing and turns it into a huge vending machine that produces Saalian brandies, much better than cokes. And, as an afterthought, he regenerates the beautiful lampshades. "All in a day's work," he says, and helps himself to a brandy.
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Unfortunately for I394,the conversion of Shade into an antimatter-guzzling black hole caused a tremendous explosion.
Shade's blue glowing cloud of ego and false modesty is expanded to the size of the universe by the shockwave,and proceeds to engulf I394's puny ego into itself,just like videos of ameobas feeding in science class.
While I394 is left as a modest and unassuming wreck,Shade's ego preforms the Rite of the Dead to raise Shade's ghost as an Avatar of the Holy iMac.
The newly risen apostle,reincorporated with his ego,picks up the trembling and unassuming wreck of I394,and introduces him to a friend called U235.
After I394 has been heavily irradiated,Shade carries him into the Men's and engages in the time-honoured tradition of dunnyflushing his head.
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Unfortunately for I394,the conversion of Shade into an antimatter-guzzling black hole caused a tremendous explosion.
Every action I or my ego commit goes without saying that I have taken ample precautions, duh.
I394's ego shakes its head sadly, it says in it's booming voice, "I placed a weak duplicate ego in I394 while I disengaged to observe, you're not as powerful as you may think. Boy, aren't newbies annoying."
Meanwhile, I394 makes a frightening realization, he's in the men's room, alone, with Shade. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" he runs out screaming, but not before Shade has gotten radiation sickness from him, and requires the toilet for a different use. I394 finds himself surrounded by a greenish glow, a result of his encounter with U235, much better than Shade's blue. He proceeds to melt down every single iMac in the universe and reform it as a G4. He then pushes his Saalian brandy machine over so that it completely crushes Shade's shipbuilding facility. I394's ego fills himself with renewed confidence and he drags the cowering Shade out of the corner and slaps him several times before introducing him to a friend known as thermonuclear fusion utilizing cobalt neuclei. He waves goodbye as Shade's atoms drift to the far ends of the galaxy.
I394's ego takes Shade's ego and transforms it into an organic baloon, and pops it. He introduces a fungus on the carcass that dissolves it into food and creates a fruiting body, to release spores, in the shape of Shade's ego-a squashed cockroach.
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Shade waits for I394 to keel over from radiation sickness,then rebuilds everything,thanks to his god-like powers which come naturally from being the Avatar of the Holy iMac.
Thoughtfully he reincarnates I394,and gives him a choice.
"This stupid feud could continue forever."Shade says.
"You have three options:
Continue in this manner,submit to painfull damnation in the pits of Microsoft,or call off this intercenine war and shake hands like the civilized beings we'd like to think we are.
And you weren't registered so long ago,either,mister Iggy!"
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"You want the bloody pizza? Take it!"
Phoenix then instructs Jess on proper vodka sipping ettiquete, and challenges her to a drinking contest.
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Phoenxi gives Amy water and a dry sherry.
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Shade thanks Pheonix for the pizza,then wonders where I394 has gotten to.
Ah well,no news is good news
Now work can commence on a new ship,since I394 melted down the twisted space wreck Shade was using.
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DeadMan wonders where in the %$#^ is RED. He's got girls drooling all over him (unlucky him). DeadMan also greets Shade by blasting apart his army of toasters and Shade's head. He is getting really p-ed off with these new guys brusting in and thinking they own the place. Orders a hard Brandy and passes out on the floor.
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mindule walks into the bar and screams, I AM THE MINDULE!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Phoenix pushes grundulator into a chair and gives him a vodka and beer mix to knock him out cold.
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The person who knows how will have a job......................The person who knows why will be his boss.