Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • im mindule you fools, who is this grunadulater? 😄

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      I bet there darn tasty to.

    • Draco walks into the bar. Then, for no apparent reason, he whacks 'mindule' on the head, saying, "Take that, Mister Dolphin!"

      Then he leaves.

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    • im not a dolphin, im MINDULE HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.

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      I bet there darn tasty to.

    • Shade notes that grundulater appears to have gone insane :).
      He offers the deranged madman a box of happy pills and a pet tortoise.

    • Never fear, I394 is here. Aren't I poetic, maybe not.

      I394 chuckles at the micrsoft thing, "they couldn't touch me," he says.
      "If you insist," he says, speaking of Shade's proposed cease-fire. He offers his glowing hand to Shade and laughs when Shade gets shocked from the hidden stunner. "Sorry," he apologizes.

      I394 finally gets around to fixing the anomolies except for one he keeps with him that is snuggly, furry, and purrs. He hauls in a big thingee with all kinds of electrical stuff and cables and machinery about 1 m wide, 1 m long, and 2 m tall. "Does anyone know what this is?" he asks. "I found it floating in space between UE and Miranu systems," he adds.

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      Another stupid, senseless post that's of no practical use by Colours, aka Igadzra394.

    • "It looks like a cross between a refrigerator and a Borg Cube."Shade says.
      "But then again,I could be wrong.It could be a hideous alien terraforming device."

    • Suddenly the device starts blinking and beeping hysterically and death rays start shooting out, everyone dives under their tables. Befored they can reach their guns, however, I394's pet anomaly morphs into a huge beast, resembling a sabre-tooth tiger only larger, and ravinously devours the device. It burp's loudly and returns to it's previous state and meow's for a back-rub. I394 decides his anomoly has more to it than he thought, and decides to get flaming drunk on Saalian brandy.

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      Another stupid, senseless post that's of no practical use by Colours, aka Igadzra394.

    • Shade tells I394that he's seen this kind of anomaly before,it's called a "Ka'aat."
      BTW:how do you put pics of stuff up here?
      I have a cruiser I designed

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      Originally posted by grunadulater a loooong time ago in the north tip bar:
      **Kitty screams and mutates into a 16 legged monster with 5 foot long fangs and 3 eyes.Kitty shoots acid at the renagade who melts to a puddle on the floor.Kitty then instantly changes back into a cute kitten form and starts lapping the renagade juice of the floor.
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      this was the first ka'aat, created by the great me.
      "i think ill name my tortose, doggy."doggy mutates into a large dragon and chews on the ka'aats leg.

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      I bet there darn tasty to.

    • Shade,seeing the sudden proliferance of weird pets,transports a pet shop from Mira to right next to the bar.
      Fuzzes are only 25 cents!
      (One quarter in American money)

    • I394's Ka'aat anomoly morphs into it's humongous sabre-toothed tiger form and scarfs down the mutant tortoise. It then burps, blowing away half the bar in a huge fireball. Since I394 is suffering from a heavy concussion as a result of this, the anomoly regenerates what was blown away before remorphing into a cute adorable feline. It also stares hungrily at Shade's fuzzes.

      Can you post on the EV picts forum? If not, I have no idea.

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      Another stupid, senseless post that's of no practical use by Colours, aka Igadzra394.

    • Seeing that I394's Ka'aat appears hungry,Shade offers to sell it a couple dozen fuzzes at a bulk discount price of only 20 cents each.
      Buy 2 doz & get 1/2 a doz free!

    • I394's Ka'aat appreciate's Shade's discount and buys 300 fuzzes. I394 escorts it to his Igazra so it can eat in peace and to avoid any more disturbances in the bar. He then has surgery on his aching head. He then assembles his new Black Hole Machine Gun with tripod in the bar. With each shell, it fires two miniature black holes, one matter and one antimatter, creating an unimaginably large explosion with each impact. He tests it on several innocent patrons.

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      Another stupid, senseless post that's of no practical use by Colours, aka Igadzra394.

    • Shade has just registered!
      Shade has much happiness!
      Shade buys free drinks for everyone in the bar!

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      Long live the Alien Emperor,may he rule for a million years! -Third Star Fleet Commander Shade,following the Battle of NGC-0538

    • DeadMan gets his final check and walks out of the bar for good. Goodbye, everyone.

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    • Bye Deadman, congrats Shade, poor Me. I don't feel like posting anything else tonight, maybe I'll think of something interesting for tommorrow.

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      Another stupid, senseless post that's of no practical use by Colours, aka Igadzra394.

    • Shade wonders why Iggy 394 is poor.
      Wasn't Deadman the one who blew my head off for being a newbie once?
      Of course,I394 did that too,but at least he did it with style.
      Where is everyone?

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      Long live the Alien Emperor,may he rule for a million years! -Third Star Fleet Commander Shade,following the Battle of NGC-0538

    • Poor me as in pity me. I was feeling tired after several long hard posts at the just chat forum. I almost get the feeling that just me and Shade are holding this bar up, I hope some of the other people come soon.

      After doing serious damage to the bar, I394 concludes that his Black Hole Machine Gun is too big and powerful to be used as a small arm. He deassembles it and outfits it on his ship. He hauls in yet another highly dangerous device retreived from the depths of alien space to tinker with.

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      Another stupid, senseless post that's of no practical use by Colours, aka Igadzra394.

    • I394,I get that idea too.
      (Gulp)Hope this isn't going to be like that Death Ray Fridge of yours

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      Long live the Alien Emperor,may he rule for a million years! -Third Star Fleet Commander Shade,following the Battle of NGC-0538

    • THEN A "Peacefull little bunny comes up with a microwave"... AND TAKES A DUMMY OF PHOENIX'S HEAD AND MICROWAVES IT UNTIL IT SPLATTERS THE INSIDE! THEN OUT OF THE BLUE HE SPONTAINIOULY COMBUTS FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!!

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      When you get to the end of your rope, tie a not and swing!