Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • Grrr...
      I liked this peace and qiuet.
      Shade stuffs rRabidrodents out the airlock,where he undergoes rapid pressure loss,and,due to the pressure in his body being highter than the pressure of the vacuum of space,he explodes.

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      Long live the Alien Emperor,may he rule for a million years! -Third Star Fleet Commander Shade,following the Battle of NGC-0538

    • "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing," says I394 in response to Shade's concerns about his device. After a few hours of cutting and welding, I394 screams, "PEICE OF $%@&#@!%," and kicks it as had as he can.
      Suddenly a huge hologram of a slimy brownish alien appears. "Enemy home system successfully designated. Entire star fleet and planet bombardment apparatus en route. ETA 2 hours." The hologram disapears. "This device will self destruct in 2 miliseconds."

      I394 stumbles to his feet and observes the carnage of the bar. "Oops," he says, and immediatelly selflessly dedicates himself to the relentless search of someone else to blame.

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      Another stupid, senseless post that's of no practical use by Colours, aka Igadzra394.

    • rr then summons another one of his pets, a vovainian blood sucker (gets stronger and bigger with each suck), and sucks up everyone starting with the woman and children!!!

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      When you get to the end of your rope, tie a not and swing!

    • Rabid Rat may be registered,but he acts like a newbie.
      Shade reopens his Miranu pet shop,getting rid of the fuzzes to make room for thousands of Miranu Cybernetically Enhanced Heavy Assault Panthers.
      Rabid Rats is torn apart by a horde of cute little Miranu warkittens.
      Him and his Voiningle Bloodburper,too.

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      Long live the Alien Emperor,may he rule for a million years! -Third Star Fleet Commander Shade,following the Battle of NGC-0538

    • A Creasent Warship touches down nearby, and a tall dark man emerges, He walks to bar and demands some synthale. He lights a cig, sits at the bar smoking and reading some kind of report.

      "Dammed UE" He mutters, 'They've taken out another outpost, this time they'll be sorry'.

      He continues to drink and smoke.

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      A Renegades life is a life for me. laa laa la la dee.

    • I394 brings his Ka'aat in from the ship just in case it is needed. He pulls out a bullhorn, points it at Stalker, and screams: "LONG LIVE UNITED EARTH!"

      Some weird alien ships start landing, and I394 intensifies his search.

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      Another stupid, senseless post that's of no practical use by Colours, aka Igadzra394.

    • a lazira lands in the parking lot next to the bar. an intense brown haired man walks into the bar."this looks strange..."

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      peace dude!

    • Shade wonders who all these new people are.
      Well,at least it isn't just me and I394 in the bar anymore
      He wonders how an anti-UE guy like Stalker managed to get in here.
      And how he got his name
      Shade pulls out a large placard reading "Ji Nebula Forever!",just so people can know who he's affiliated with.

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      Long live the Alien Emperor,may he rule for a million years! -Third Star Fleet Commander Shade,following the Battle of NGC-0538

    • Shade's sign confuses I394 so he asks Shade who he is affiliated with.
      He also sets up a booth with a sign that says, "Free Decapitations." He looks at it for a while and adds a slogan, "Best Cut of the Day."

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      Another stupid, senseless post that's of no practical use by Colours, aka Igadzra394.

    • Shade tells I394 that he is affiliated with the Ji Nebula Coalition,a faction with an unrivalled command of cloaking technology.
      Their bases,stations and ships are all cloaked,so,to date,no Miranu has ever seen them.
      Their homeworld is F-25.

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      Long live the Alien Emperor,may he rule for a million years! -Third Star Fleet Commander Shade,following the Battle of NGC-0538

    • "I see," says I394.
      Any attempts at starting a storyline will be welcome.

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      Another stupid, senseless post that's of no practical use by Colours, aka Igadzra394.

    • A storyline?
      For this thing?
      It'd be neat,but remember that this bar is for the insane nutcases who want to rip each other apart with high technology.
      Every time we tried to start something,a newbie would wander in and blow up the universe.

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      Long live the Alien Emperor,may he rule for a million years! -Third Star Fleet Commander Shade,following the Battle of NGC-0538

    • Then the master of the rodents brings out a genetically enchanced squill that was fused with mumb leaves and lead comes out, and does nothing... Anyone here have a purpose in life?

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      When you get to the end of your rope, tie a not and swing!

    • Esponer walks into the bar, armed with absolutely, and says, "I'd like to inform you I've currently gone insane for tax purposes. Would you all please line up and cook your livers so I can enjoy a good meal for once?"

      Esponer then moves on to take a bite out of everybody in the bar, and afterwards realised they don't taste very nice at all.

      "HEY! DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TELL YOU TO MARINADE THAT ARM IN HONEY?"

      "WAY TO TASTE, IDIOT."

      "YUCK! YOU'RE ALL HAIRY!"

      "YOU'RE TOO SLIMY FOR MY TASTES."

      "I never liked Igadzra meat."

      Afterwards, Esponer leaves the bar in disgust.

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      That's all very nice, but where are the guns?
      - SilverDragon

    • Everybody suddenly realises that Jess has in fact been floating upside down dead the entire time!!!! Wow! Aren't you surprised!!!!

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      Another day in paradise. Please take me away from here.

    • Shade tells Jess that she is not in fact a member of the Goldfishoids.
      I think she's a human.
      Anyway,Shade pulls her the right way up and reanimates her.
      He wonders where all the parking lots have gone.

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      Long live the Alien Emperor,may he rule for a million years! -Third Star Fleet Commander Shade,following the Battle of NGC-0538

    • Kitty is not very happy becos she tryed to registered, But still has not gotin her password. And now i have to use the name kitten. Becoes im all redy registered under kitty. She asks for some comefet food.

    • Shade buys Kitty a kilo of chocolate.
      Ahh...chocolate therapy...
      He tells her that she can probably get her password by clicking one of the "Forgotten Your Password?" things that are everywhere these days.
      You cabn input your email adress and they'll send you your password.

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      Long live the Alien Emperor,may he rule for a million years! -Third Star Fleet Commander Shade,following the Battle of NGC-0538

    • Amy putts her arm around kitty, "Don't worry" she says. "I'm sure you get the password soon.(or just do what shade says)
      HooWoo i've passed my 100th post!

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      Nip!

    • 100?
      Well,I'm about halfway there...

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      Long live the Alien Emperor,may he rule for a million years! -Third Star Fleet Commander Shade,following the Battle of NGC-0538