Ambrosia Garden Archive
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      (Blows Deadman away with large claymore planted inside his skull)

      DeadMan sighs, points at his shield and takes Ed 'n Fred to his ship to be incinerated after he kills them.

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      -DeadMan
      Bow down before me or I'll exhale in your direction.
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      (This message has been edited by DeadMan (edited 07-09-2001).)

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      Originally posted by DeadMan:
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      Amy's Singnature:
      VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

      Sure, I'd love to.

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      At lest i'm not the only person that can understand it then. Amy poors herself some more wine.

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      VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

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      Originally posted by DeadMan:
      Sure, I'd love to.

      (/B)

      Very funny. Things like that do not work out with me.

      ME: 99% Devil 1% Angel..... .......... .........Well not if your my enemy its more like this: 257% Devil and -257% Angel

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      VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

    • Only 99% devil!?!?!? And why wouldn't it work??? I haven't shot you yet , so why would I be your enemy.

      DeadMan is talking to this hot girl, and she seems interested in him. They leave to his ship to kill Ed 'n Fred.

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      -DeadMan
      Bow down before me or I'll exhale in your direction.
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    • An armoured igazra docks at the bar, and a guy with blond hair and an Enforcer gets off.
      The guy, called Crocix, enters the bar. After a while he goes to Amy's table, and says:
      "You are Amy, aren't you? My friend McPherson told me to find you and give you a message!"
      Crocix drinks a glass of wine and continues:"Do you want to listen the message?"

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      I'm Crocix, the great Zacha, the hero of the UE and the captain of the MUTEN.

    • Jess sidles in, checking for the incredibly annoying smilies that had taken over all the other bars... seeing none, she sits down with Red and Amy, puts her feet up on the table and orders a Vodka.
      "Nice colour scheming, red is a favourite colour of mine."
      She tosses her surprisingly normal gun in the air a few times, then blasts off the head of a small dog.

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      Yet another useless post by me. Why am I wasting my life like this? Hello, I'm a slut.

    • Phoenix points to the fine print in his contract.

      Needle looks closely at it.

      "Rule 69"

      "No dismembering the bar tender with a garden tool. Bar tender cannibilazation is unauthorized."

      Needle looks up. Phoenix's fist greets his face.

      Phoenxi serves everyone their drinks.

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      waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka
      "It's not paranoia if they are really after you."
      -Jess

    • "Amy, you have to appear before the court of Lima on Earth by two weeks. You are accused of piracy; I'm sure that you can come off lightly, but if you don't go on Eart, UE government asks many bounty hunter to kill you."

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      I'm Crocix, the great Zacha, the hero of the UE and the captain of the MUTEN.

    • DeadMan walks in and overhears the message to Amy and walks over. Trouble with the UE, eh? So your that big bad "pirate". DeadMan signals to his guards. I am head of UE Intell, and I've been ordered to find and capture you. I'll let you go, but I will make sure that you will be in court. DeadMan then turns to Jess. Random cruetly isn't funny. He blows her head off and then opens fire on the rest of the bar, leaving everyone except RED, Amy, and crocix dead. It's only funny when in the right context. He moves back to the girl's table, only to find her dead. Whoops.

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      -DeadMan
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      (This message has been edited by DeadMan (edited 07-09-2001).)

    • Phoenix wipes blood off his brow and regenerates the rest of the bar members.

      "Blast you!"

      He pulls out his Czech.

      "ANGH!"

      DeadMan shoots his hand.

      "Gasp.........."

      Phoenix flicks his other wrist. A Duo shoots out from the spring-loaded holster.

      He fires at DeadMan. DeadMan is hit in the chest. He slumps down, gasping horridly......and then falls.......dead.

      "I suppose you finally lived up to your name........"

      Phoenix spits the blood out of his mouth. He cleans his wounds.

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      waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka
      "It's not paranoia if they are really after you."
      -Jess

    • Oh what have i done now? I've tryed to be NICE to the UE..... ....... ......But no more I've had it with them, With that she jumps into her ship and stars blowing up UE ships and Planets. Then she gos over to Deadman and says: You better wach your self. Gos and sit with Jess and Red.

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      VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

    • Sniff..........

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      waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka
      "It's not paranoia if they are really after you."
      -Jess

    • Do you know what it is like liveing from Day-to-day? Being hunted by buonty hunters? No sleep, No friends, No Home. She asks for some more water. Then has some more wine and offers some to Jess.

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      VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

    • Yes. I do.

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      waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka
      "It's not paranoia if they are really after you."
      -Jess

    • Good someone knows what i meen. Is you hand ok Phoenix?

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      VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

    • No......it's hurt.

      Phoenix starts reading his 2000+ pile of manga.

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      waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka
      "It's not paranoia if they are really after you."
      -Jess

    • Can i do anything about your hand? I mite say that i know how to heal peopel very........ but your probly UE to?

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      VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

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      Can i do anything about your hand? I mite say that i know how to heal peopel very........ but your probly UE to?

      Ack. What kind of "healing"????

      Phoenix recoils and backs away slowly.

      He runs screaming, "Don't hurt me!!!!"

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      waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka
      "It's not paranoia if they are really after you."
      -Jess

    • I don't want to hurt you, You could say i have a gift to heal (thats why the UE loved me so much), But you don't want my help so i won't give it.

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      VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

    • Phoenix stops.

      "Ohhhhhhhhhh....."

      "Hehe........right...I knew that.....really."

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      waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka
      "It's not paranoia if they are really after you."
      -Jess