grunadulater hands fang his water and rookie his brandys.they all pay up and grunadulater buys a new weoponry system for the bar.
"Attention all in the bar.If you would like and easy 500000credits, then go pick up a shipment of brandy."

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"That was fun," Mirrorman comments as he returns from the bar on Anew, Kindof.
"I gave them a little present."

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It was a kCat, in case you were wondering. He was still having fun eating people, last time I checked.

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Mirrorman serves everyone their drinks, except Rookie's, because Mirrorman can only find 1999 Saalian Brandies. He then thinks, what the heck, by the time he drinks a couple hundred he'll be too drunk to count them, anyway. "That'll be 10m cr., Rookie"

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Opalius, the barkiller uncloaks suddenly in the bar. He takes out his superautomatickarmasuckinganddroppingevillookingsupernaturalwaytooverpoweredgoddamngoodlookinglollipop and kills everybody in the bar.
He then, picks his nose, try to fall asleep on the bartable, before eating the lollipop
:rolleyes:

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Rima pays for the drink and goes to a corner to sit down and drink the drink.

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The earth is burning up and were all going to die.

After the light patter of Opalius' gunfire on his armor subsides, Phaedrus grabs a nifty little neutron blaster and shoves it down Opalius' throut. He then pulls the trigger. After the blast subsides, Phaedrus orders a gallon of water and cleans his CBA suit off. He then gets a Saalian brandy and goes over to drink with Rima.

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Life: Terminal, unrecoverable, completely useless phenomonon - Me

Athena walks in, looks around, and notices that this bar is no different from the other ones. Walks to the bartender and
asks for a Devil's Breath.

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No one gets what they wish for,
They get what they work for.

Mirrorman serves Athena a Devil's breath. "That's 320 cr." Mirrorman pays opalius 1m cr. for painting his bar red so well, and then puts him on the ALTL for fun.

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Yay! 1 th post.
Let's have drinks

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Jess complains about the lack of variety in people's killing methods. She also notes that Rima's signature is really rather depressing, and the margins have gone dodgy.

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Michael Schumacher: Undoubtedly the greatest human being in existance.

Mirrorman cuts off Jess's legs with a white-hot coat hanger and burns off all of the meat. Then, he takes the bones a sticks them so far into Jess's mouth that they break through the top into her brain. She screams and screams, and then dies.
"No hard feelings, Jess, but you WERE complaining."

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I couldn't resist.

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crocix enters into the bar and says "Emalgha bar rules, it is the best of the know galaxy"
Then crocix exits and the MUTEN heads for Emalghion

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I'm Crocix, the great Zacha, the hero of the UE and the captain of the MUTEN.

"I hate it when people do that." Mirrorman gets in his car and drives laps around the bar.

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Phoenix thinks for a moment.

"An original kill? Hmmm........."

He then grabs Mirrorman by the neck. He slowly squeezes the life out of him. Just before Mirrorman chokes, Phoenix disembowels him with an M&M.;

As expected, the pain and suffering is severe and the killing is original.

After doing so, he chucks Mirrorman's remains into space.

He orders water .

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-Imperial Phoenix
The most irresponsible man in space.

"Perhaps it is better to be irresponsible and right than to be responsible and wrong." -- Winston Churchill

rookie gives the bartender 10M cr and says,"I guess the extra 5,000cr I have to pay is tax,right?"

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EVO/EVN rule 1st, Soccer rules 2nd
The many smileys websites that rookie found.you can get them: (url="http://"http://chat.msn.com/emoticons_feature.msnw")here(/url) , (url="http://"http://www.ezboard.com/help/help_howto_useemoticons.html")here(/url) ,(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/smilies.html")here(/url),and (url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/index.html")here(/url)

Rebel walks into the bar after landing his Zachit ship which had been badly damaged in a fight with renegades. He sits down and asks for a Saalian brandy. "Hey rookie, I guess you are done with Querid huh?"

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"Mirrorman, I am pro Voith bar and my troops are now at your disposal." Rebel saluts Mirrorman exposing his body armor which is covered in the blood of the patrons of Emalhgia bar...

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"That's good to know, ~Rebel~" Mirrorman wonders how you pronounce those things around ~Rebel~'s name. "I think I'll go I'll go kill crocix or whatever his name is."
"By the way, Rookie, I got grunadulator's shipment of Saalian brandy, so here's the one I was trying to cheat you out of. Let's have a drink.
"Also, there is a drink now available; the Saalian Demon, a mixture of Saalian Brandy, Voinan Undiluted Brandy, and pure alcohol. Only 5620 cr."

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