I have an Azdara but it will cost you 1.5M cr plus tax. 
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54 says "So, if'n we wants tae we ken shoot anyone we please." 54 pulls out his blaster and blows Jess' head off. He says "Young lassies these days be so hard tae deal with." and orders a strong drink of any kind. He sees Jess regrow her head and frowns, but just continues to sip his drink.
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54 here's your drink.
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Sato walks in and orders an Atch'ta. Finding himself EXTREMELY annoyed with both 54's accent, and Jess, he gives them both loaded neutron grenades, then goes back to his Striker fighter. He prepares for some serious random acts of violence.
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Rebel returns to the bar with his brand new ship on the landing pad. "Hey rookie, like the brand new Zidara I just bought. I've spent millions soupin her up so she performs like a fighter." Rebel orders a saalian brandy while planning his next offensive on the Igadzra...
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Why are these bars so popular anyway? I don't really see the amusement, it just seems to be people being shot, reincarnating, and shooting at someone else in microscopically different backdrops. I really am asking, not trying to be insulting.
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**Rebel returns to the bar with his brand new ship on the landing pad. "Hey rookie, like the brand new Zidara I just bought. I've spent millions soupin her up so she performs like a fighter." Rebel orders a saalian brandy while planning his next offensive on the Igadzra...**
rookie gives ~Rebel~ his Saalian Brandy and says to him If you really want to get that Phased Beam Flame Througher,go to the weapons store and ask for Jonny. He'll get you any kind of weapon you want.
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**Why are these bars so popular anyway? I don't really see the amusement, it just seems to be people being shot, reincarnating, and shooting at someone else in microscopically different backdrops. I really am asking, not trying to be insulting.**
i think it's just exciting(being in bars').
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Greetings carbon based life forms ,I hail from the Planet "EARTH MK2" my planet is exactly the same as yours except made from different blueprints....
I will have 2 blue lightnings and just a question what sort of weapons are we all carringy cause i spotted some renegades in the area....my self im Packing a"Heavy Mobile Nauetro CannonΕ½" ...
Gazza goes over to jess and comliments her on her great array of heavy weapons and wonders would she enjoy a dance.....
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a 5 Barrel Radioactive Phased Beam Launcher (which instantly mutates anything organic ),
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Why do you humans call this orange juice? It's more yellow than orange... you strange, strange people.
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**Studies a glass of orange juiceWhy do you humans call this orange juice? It's more yellow than orange... you strange, strange people.
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because an orange has another meaning:
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and it is the fruit that humans grow (that looks orange on the skin)
sigh :rolleyes: ,"voinians are soo stuped"
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<A HREF="http://communities.msn.com/unofficalEVOveride&naventryid;=100" TARGET=_blank>(This message has been edited by rookie10276 (edited 06-19-2001).)
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**Pulls out his heavy neautro cannon and shots off 54's balls "thats for insulting jess best bartender in da land....whos Space Port Alpha Bar was best.....so there"!!**
Jess laughs delightedly and hugs gazza.
"Aren't you just lovely? I'd love a dance, but I have something to take care of first......"
Jess grabs Sattomax and 54 and drags them outside. After much screaming they return, welded together rather clumsily.
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After killing all the vionians with my bare hands (and a piece of a table) i pull something out of one of their bags. Then I run around uncontroled screaming like a luntic "AhAhAHHAHA I GOT IT, GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!
I sit down in the corner after ordering my favorite drink, the "ugantis erupits".
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54 unwelds himself from Sattomax and glares at Jess, saying "Ach, ye bonny piece o' crud. Yer getting it this time, yis ye are." and pulls out his 20-ton hand-held ion beamer and totally disentegrates Jess. 54 looks over at Sattomax and says "Yer gettin' it too ye potbellied ragbottomed bitchy divvil. Ah daen't take it too lightly when someone blaes me clear away, and even less sae when said person does it just cus o' da way Ah speaks." and fires his ion beamer right at Satto's's balls, blowing them clear off along with his legs and a chunk of the bar. 54 then looks at gazza and says "And daen't think Ah'll be lettin ye off easy neither ye little wretch." and blows him away with the ion beamer. 54 sits down and orders another drink.
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"I dream of world where someday you can buy liquor, cigarettes and firearms and at a drive-thru window and use them all before you get home."--Dogbert(This message has been edited by 54 (edited 06-19-2001).)
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Rebel and his escort pilots turn towards 54 and pull out their Phase Blasters and point them at 54's head. "I'm not amused with your cockyness or your stupid accent so i suggest you sit down and know your place in this bar or your gonna get yourself killed..." Rebel flips a credit chip to rookie for 2M credits. "If he pulls his blaster again, nuke him."
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54 stands up and glares at Rebel and says "Ah wanna knae hoo ye got tae be da bar paelice noo. Nae one said 'twas yer duty to threaten someone whit was jus' gettin' back a a few perverts whit was buggin' 'im, and if'n ye daen't like mah speakin' then scram. Noo Ah think ye'd alsae do best tae jus' sit doon and knae ye place in da bar. Yer lucky ye've not trahd attackin' me yet, but if'n ye do ye and each o' yer little pets are gettin' it like ye deserve." 54 sits back down and drinks some more blue lightning. He says "Jus' think aboot whit Ah jus' taeld ye." and continues drinking.
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"I dream of world where someday you can buy liquor, cigarettes and firearms and at a drive-thru window and use them all before you get home."--Dogbert(This message has been edited by 54 (edited 06-19-2001).)
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rookie gives 54 another drink and eyes him carefully. :mad:
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**After killing all the vionians with my bare hands (and a piece of a table) i pull something out of one of their bags. Then I run around uncontroled screaming like a luntic "AhAhAHHAHA I GOT IT, GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!I sit down in the corner after ordering my favorite drink, the "ugantis erupits".
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he gets Spindly his "ugant erupits".
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**Rebel and his escort pilots turn towards 54 and pull out their Phase Blasters and point them at 54's head. "I'm not amused with your cockyness or your stupid accent so i suggest you sit down and know your place in this bar or your gonna get yourself killed..." Rebel flips a credit chip to rookie for 2M credits. "If he pulls his blaster again, nuke him."**
sure thing ~Rebel~
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