This bar is not made for killing people and so forth, you can go to any other bar and do that if you want. But this bar is for sharing EVO stories, though they might me impossible, so why don't all of you who are trying to degenerate this bar just leave and go back to your own bars.
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To everyone who is against this : you guys get a life.
You obviously have nothing better to do than to critize other people.
To everyone else : Just ignore all this spam, and keep posting however you would have.
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Cuz I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy
I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys
My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian
Wait a second...
Well i dont have much of a story but i'll do my best.
Well it all started when i finally had enough money to buy myself a UE Shuttle. It took long time before i could buy another ship but, at last i bought a scootship. Bye this time i was popular with the UE and i did a misson that i thought at the time was important but all i had to do was rescue a Voinian from Pax. But after awhile i began to get tierd of the UE, so i went exploring around the galaxy and came to the Mirneu i managed to get some gobs with them. Then once i had saved up 800,000cr or so i bought a crescent fighter. I then was in a bar (north tip or one of those types) when one of the..... but then i could finish this some other time.
I'll continue more soon.
Asks for a water and lisins to other plepol tell storys.
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Why?
I moved to just north of the North Pole because Jess was getting very mad and yelling and screaming and ruining the whole spirit of Fairyland. If Jess wants to be alone in Fairyland, I think we should probably just let her.
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Signature 2.0 is in developement.
Beta will start soon.
Strolls into bar looking embarassed at succumbing to such an absurd topic.
I absolutely have to salvage an awesome EVO story I wrote a long time ago. More of an action thing, but I made effort to make it good. The problem is I wrote it on a 512K mac... I'll have a fun time getting my computer to read the disk.
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"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Continuing the story:
A Renegrade walks into the bar, he came over to my table and sat down. He asked me if i would be willing to go hunting for a Zachit ship(Z.Z.S.S Spice). After a long time of thinking it over, I said yes (that was a bad mistake) I destroyed the ship and returned to the bar. There i was blind folded and taken to a place i did not know, But i could tell we were going on a space ship. Most of the time i was knocked out or blind folded. We at last landed on a planet, I knew now that we must be at lest 15 days away from the place we were last.
I will do some more soon.
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Why?
If all ya r talkin bout your famous battles or fights, prepare to amazed:
ok, ta start off I was given a mission to fight off the a fleet o' all da UE ships( including their new ship design) u could think of, I had already gotten my Voinian Cruiser nicknamed Satan's Hell, but the only downfall was is that I had spent all my money on the ship and weapon upgrades. I didn't have enough greens ta get me some manuvering upgrades. But all I had was 3 SAE Launchers, 30 SAE Modules, 6 Voinian Turrets, 4 Voinian Heavy Fighters, Plasma Siphon, an afterburner, Bronev Plating, and a Repulsor Beam. And The Voinian Government only sent me 3 Voinian Frigates. Right now I'm thinkin "Damn this is gonna suck". So I gather my small fleet and head for the system (left anonymous:classified) that was 8 jumps away from the Vorik system. I hyperspaced, readying myself for an intense battle.
I thrived to survive, losing my fighters, losing my small fleet I had had finished off the UE Fighters, UE Destroyers, and UE Cruiser. All I had left was 5 Carriers. Man were they loaded with Hunter missiles. I had wasted all of my SAE's on one of them. My armour was reduced to 32% To My luck the V.S.S. Varnogk hyperspaced into the system He fearlessly destroyed 3 of only to die in honor on the fourth attempt. Then I had remembered an old trick taught to me by an old Igadzra friend, the Monty Python trick. Took me a while but it got the job done. I hyperspaced back to the Vorik system was payed 2.00 M. I shall avenge my brother's death. His name was Varnogk.
Every thing in that story was true cept 4 the last part, it makes for a good story.
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Originally posted by Sattomax:
**Is everybody being absorbed into Fairyland?
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I just ran away from there,anyway Mirrorman killed all the pretty faires and Jess scared me out of there. 
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jess scared me out of Fairyland 
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Originally posted by Sattomax:
**Is everybody being absorbed into Fairyland?
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Yes! I live there too!
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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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I take it back 
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rookie lives there too! yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
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takes his superduperultramegaultimateprotonneutronbonbonwhatchamacallit blaster and blows up Fairyland. That should end all dispute, thank you very much.
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Greetings from your friendly local cannibal, put in your town by the federal government to keep the human population in check.
If I were to face him now, I'd say he would probably beat me into the ground —Goku
sighs
And I thought these boards had improved from the old days. In the old days, we could never stay on topic, and there was much more spam. Now, in this topic, I'm seeing that again. Oh well, at least it isn't worse than it used to be.
I'm going to go see if I can find "Moments of Pride and Acomplishment " - I had an unfinished story there.
And if it'll end all this fairyland crap, you guys can all come to my planet.
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Cuz I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy
I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys
My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian
Wait a second...
Well, I found moments of pride and acomplishment, but I can't find my unfinished story 
. Oh well, here's one of my stories from that post (for those of you who think my writing sucks)
Several years ago, I was around when the first Dreadnaught was built, before the UE Cruisers were. I was a young, enthusiastic pilot back then, and Admiral McPherson learned about the Dreadnaught almost too late - indeed, all he could scrape togather to meet the assult was five UE Destroyers - My ship, the U.E.S. Hellraiser, the U.E.S. Dragonfly, the U.E.S. Marauder, the U.E.S. Vengence, and the U.E.S. Besserk - we were all rookies, but that day, we would all become widely known, respected members of the UE military. But before that, something would go very wrong - some renegade has thought it would be a nice prank to plant a space bomb on my ship - little did he know, he almost doomed mankind.
When we were passing through the Brakka system, my ship blew, and I ejected. The other four destroyers went on without me. When they got there, the proceded to kill the Dreadnaughts escorts, and started beating down on the Dreadnaught. The U.E.S. Besserk, however, took three rockets and was disabled. The other three moved the battle away from her, so she wouldn't get blown un by any stray rockets. They were just about to finishe off the Dreadnaught, when something no one expected happened... a Voinian cruiser slowed from hyperspace behind them. They, all having killed the Cruisers single-handedly, turned on it. But it soon became very clear that it was no ordaniry Cruiser. Soon, the U.E.S. Dragonfly and the U.E.S. Marauder had to eject, and the U.E.S Vegnance, with 5% armor, retreated. As he left the system, he managed to catch the trnasponder code of the Cruiser - the Borb.
As the U.E.S. Marauder docked at Outpost Alpha, he told me of the defeat. Then, suddenly, the Dreadnaught jumped into the system and demanded that the UE immeadiatly surrendered the system. The Defence fleet had just taken a huge blow from Catpin Cook, so they didn't ammount to much. The dreadnaughts shields were down, but other than that, it was impossible to tell how much damage it took. But I couldn't stand by and watch the UE government go down before my eyes. I looked around for someonw who would lend my thier ship. all the UE warships in the system had already been destroyed, when a rookie Frontier Express captin approached me and offered me his Freight-Courior. having no other choice, I took it. So I went to face the dreadnaught in an completely un-outfitted Freight-Courior. I circled around it until my supply of Hunter Missiles was exausted, and then I moved in. I went on run after run, deftly avoiding the Nuteron bolts and rockets. It was the longest battle of my life, and then, the Dreadnaught was disabled, with my armor at 55%.
And then, the Borb came back. It seemed I was doomed. I managed to finish off 8 VH Fighters, not with 36% armor, but there was still the Borb, much more dangerous than the Dreadnaught, unscratched.
Where did this guy come from anyway? Isn't he supposed to be dead? And then suddenly, the unbelieveable happened: the Borb tuned around and according to my sensors, he was being hammered. And then, I saw something I'd heard about, but never seen myself - the U.E.S. Inconvertable. The Ghost ship had returned - and for the first time in history, the two greatest ships in the Universe meet face to face. They me each other hit for hit, blow for blow, until they were both at 0% Armor. I was disabled from a stray rocket now. However, the U.E.S. Inconvertable was now out of rockets and Hunter missles, but the Borb was still spilling out rockets. All hope seemed lost. And then, something else we never expected happened. From the U.E.S. Inconvertable flew a single UE Fighter - it had been saving it as a last ditch effort. The Fighter flew around the rockets that the Borb was spraying everywhere. The Borb then tried to retreat, but then from the UE Fighter came a single rocket. And for a few seconds time seemed to stand still. Then, with an explosion that semed to echo throughout the universe, the rocket hit it's target. I had never heard absoulute scilence before, but I hear it that day. And then, it was broken by an explosion that semed to shake Outpost Alpha - as the Borb blew up. Like all the other voinians, he had been to cockey to use an Escape Pod. We all looked around to find out hero, but he had vanished. All that was left was a single UE Fighter.
And that was my second best one. Next time, I'll give you the big one...
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Cuz I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy
I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys
My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian
Wait a second...
The Dreads really not that tough. Even with no UE help at all, and with a heap loada Voinians I killed it with a UE fighter (upgraded admitedly). This BTW isn't a story. I'm still working on that...
Az
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The above post can be concidered
"Parlez vous avec mon derreire"
As the french probably wouldn't say.
Do you want it to be realistic or do you want it to be a good story?
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Cuz I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy
I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys
My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian
Wait a second...
I suggest making it a good story, but beliveable. By that I mean not doing this:
"So there I was, surrounded by 20 Dreadnaughts, with only a UE shuttle at a toothpick for protection..."
Az
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The above post can be concidered
"Parlez vous avec mon derreire"
As the french probably wouldn't say.
heh heh.. that isn't really believable.
BTW, are we the only two people still reading this? Oh well, here's another one.
A little more recently, I was working for the Zatchit. We had just been testing somenew Gunships, and decided to let the Renegades know about our new weapon - by using it to take out The Rock. Especially since a spy had informed us that Guhana's Gang would be visiting The Rock soon. Guhana's gang was the most famous band of renegades in all of the Crecent. Thier leader, Guhana, was an alien from far beyond the Crecent - belonging to the same race as Miranda. I was reminded of my deciest friend - who me and my fellow Zatcha had fought beside like brothers. Since I left my family on Earth so many years ago, the Zatcha have been the only family I've had. When he died at the hands of the bloodthirsty Renegades, this whole thing became more than making a difference in the universe - it became personal. Now, going up against Guhana himself, I was reminded of my lost friend - and all the more determined to reduce Guhana and his gang to space dust.
We gathered togather all the Zatcha we could that night. If we were to catch Guhana's Gang at The Rock, we would have to act quickly. After recruiting about 15 Zatcha, and a few hours sleep, I was in my Igdzra heading for The Rock. Even though it had been years since I'd worked in UE space, I still named my ship the U.E.S. Hellraiser III. For some reason, I felt it was necessary.
Little did we know of what was in store for us. As we went to refeul at New Mire, there was a small Renegade fleet that was harassing a few freightors. Needless to say, we quickly blew the crap out of them. However, when we landed, Zatcha Tuian was missing. We greived for the loss of another brother. This was becoming an all to regular occurence. Oh well, I thought, maybe after this assult the Renegades will quiet down a bit. Little did we know what was in store for us.
The next day, we left for the final journey to The Rock. But when we entered the DSN-6116 system, we found a huge Renegade fleet waiting for us. We were caught a little off guard, and we paid for that dearly. Soon, five of us were dead, and we had all taken some damage. We retreated to the other side of the system and then regrouped for the counter attack. I hailed Zatcha Quina "Who the hell are these guys?"
"I don't know. But they can't be Guhana's Gang - there are Lizaras and Aradas here."
It was true - everyone in Guhana's gang had upgraded to Crecent Warships a long time ago. Somehow, the Renegades found out about our offensive and sent this force to intercept us. The only thing that I wanted to know is how they found out. We hadn't told anyone about this except the Miran Council of North Tip - the section of the government that sponsors and oversees the Zatcha. I locked my turrents on the neares hostile target as we sped in formation towards the Renegade Hoard. I looked at the target data, and couldn't believe my eyes. The ship was the Eternal Fire - Zatcha Tuian's ship. But it's transponder code no longer read Zatchit - it read Renegade. I hailed Zatcha Quina again. "That son of a bitch double crossed us!"
"Who?" she replied
"Zatcha Tuian! He's attacking me!"
However, Zatcha Tuian had never liked Aradas much, and he hadn't had time to upgrade ships, so he was still in a Zatchit Fighter. Of course I easily destroyed the ship. While I physically destroyed the Eternal fire with ease, mentally it was one of the hardest things I had ever done. Over the years, I had gotten to know Zatcha Quina particularly well, and she knew me well enough to know what i was feeling now.
"You had to do it, 21," she said.
"Easy for you to say," I replied, now in a very bad mood.
Soon, the Renegade fleet was space dust, and we re-grouped. Zatcha Veirna took a head count. There were 8 of us left, and Zatcha Quina, Zatcha Fuin, and Zatcha Yorlin had taken heavy damage, and were in no shape to continue on the assuly. They went back to New Mira for repairs. We now had only a third of the origional assult force. After a very heated debait, we decided to go anyway. If we turned back now, the Renegades would grow ever more confindent, and with every assult on the norther Miran worlds, the Zatcha became weaker. We had to draw the line here. So a mere five vessals, we set out to assult Guhana's gang. Any sane person in the known galaxy would have called that suicide - indeed it would be for most of us. But this was too personal now. We shortly discussed out battle plan, and then made the final jump for The Rock.
We got there to find Guhana's gang already in space, ready for action. That son of a bitch must have warned them. All 7 Crecent Warships, piloted by the most cunning, evil pilots in the galaxy. They had been called North Tip's Captins of Freeport. And now, they almost laughed at us. One Igdzra, one prototype warship, 2 Zatchit Aradas, and 2 Zatchit Fighters. They send 12 of thier Crecent Fighters to deal with me. I turned away and acellerated to full speed, then turned around to face the fighters. I watched as they steadily gained un me, until they were just within Phase range. I could feel the Hellraiser shake as 48 Phase cannons pounded on her hull. But I ahd a trick up my sleve that none of the fighters expected.
Suddenly, I acellerated engines to full speed towards them, pouring feul into my afterburner. Just as I passed over the fighters, I let lose 4 defence pods on them. They had seen me running from them, and had already anticipated thier vistory. I caught the by complete surprise. Since they had been flying in close formation, they resulting explostion whiped out all but three of them. While they were much more wary now, the damage ahd been done. For while they are deadly in large numbers, three damaged Crecent Fighters were no match for the U.E.S. Hellraiser III. Soon, I looked back to see that it was jsut me and 6 Crecent Warships - my fellow Zatcha had either ejected or been killed. Immeadiatly I was bombarded with SAD modules. I started to hug the asteroids and waited out the hailstorm. Through years of practice against the Igdzari, I had become very good at hiding from SADs and SAEs in the asteroids. Soon, the Crecent Warships were out of SAD modules. My shields were about 70%. One by one I seperated the pirates from the fleet and engaged them. Each one I destroyed, but each one cost me precious shields - too much shields. Soon my shields were 2%, and there were two ships left - Guhana himself, and Oanges, his second-in-command. Oanges, however, wasn't as experienced as Guhana was. He saw my shields, and raced in for the kill. Indeed, I would have been doomed, if Oanges hadn't made one fatal mistake: he failed to notice the plates of Doposect Armor coaring the Hellraiser's hull. By the time he realized his mistake, it was too late. He was bombarded Defence pods. He tried to get away, and got our of phase range with 7% shields and looked back defiantly at me - right at a trio of Pursuit Missles. The missles slammed his ship and it broke apart with violent force.
Then, I stood face to face with Guhana. We circled each other warily. Fortunatly, he was unaware that my armor was down to 13% - otherwise, he would have immeadiatly engaged and destroyed me. Another 3% and I would be disabled. Then I ordered one of the engineers on board the Hellraiser to abandon repairing the Armor and start an experimental shield generator that was on board the Hellraiser. But I told him to put a block on the plasma flow - so nothing regenerated, the energy just backed up there. I flew around Guhana, appearing to shoot pursuit missles at him through the asteroids - most of which were jammed anyway. I waited until I had 50 terrawatts of shield energy stored up, and then let it all lose at once - springing my shields isntantly up to 10%. Guhana must have been baffeled and a little scared, because his reaction was unexpectedly delayed as I moved in and started pounding him. Eventually, I had to retreat, as my shields were gone again. Now I had exactally 10% armor. If he hit me with one more phase blast, I would be disabled, and he would destroy me and the Zatcha's hope of winning this war with me. His shields were about 35% and he was after me now, and he wasn't going to fall for the experimental generator trick again. It seemed like all hope was lost. But I still had one more trick up my sleve.
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Guhana was so close to victory he could smell it. As he closed in on the Hellraiser, he thought it couldn't have too much armor left, and he wasn't going to give 21 a chance to spring that generator thing on him again. Then, suddenly the Hellraiser passed behind an asteroid and disappeared. Did he retreat? thought Guhana, enraged. That wasn't like anyone, and there was no jumpstream residue from a hyperspace jump. That asteroid was too small for a ship the Hellraiser's size to hide behind. Where the hell is he!?!?
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I maunvered the U.E.S. Hellraiser III, invisible to Guhana, right over Guhana's Crecent Warship. Now I just has to wait for the right moment...
A few seconds later, I slammed the un-cloak button and the launch secondary button almost simptaniously. Four defence pods slammed down on Guhana's ship - killing his shields. Just as he returned fire, an asteroid drifted in between his ship and the Hellraiser, allowing me to escape out of Phase range unscratched, my armor still 10%.
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For the first time in years, Guhana was scared. This is it - he thought. Those who fight and run away live to fight another day. With that, he activated his hyper-engine.
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Which I had expeceted. Like all Renegades, his greed and egocentrism was his most fatal flaw. For I had laid 4 more defence pods right in his escape path. As his ship sped out of the system, it colided with the defence pods, which all exploded simotaniously. By the time he realized what had happened, he would be well into hyperspace, and even if he did eject, he wouldn't be in a star system, so he would just drift aimlessly in space intil he ran out of air.
I then went over and started pounding on The Rock untill in blew up, and then in my rage I started pounding on the pieces of it. Until a Renegade Arada jumped into the system. I had forgoten the state of the Hellraiser - indeed, even that Arada would ahve been serious trouble. However, then an Adzari Arada warped in next to it, and started pounding the Renegade Arada. I stayed only long enough to make sure that the Renegade Arada was toast, and then left before I would have to defend myself from the Agdzari Arada. There was no doubt in my mind that I could beat it, but I still tried to avoid engaging Agdzari ships. I went back to Outpost Zatchit and reported that both The Rock and Guhana's gang had been destroyed. I told them about how Zatcha Tuian had stabbed us in the back. And then I got the chasualty report: Other than the three Zatcha that had turned back in the DSN-6116 system, I was the only survivor of the assult. It was a blow to my heart to hear that, and I almsot considered leaving because I counldn't stand losing so many friends so often. But at the same time I realized that the Zatcha had been weakened by this assult almost as much as the Renegades had - and that they needed me more than ever now.
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Cuz I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy
I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys
My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian
Wait a second...
