Athena was quietly sitting at the bar drinking even though everyone was killing a cat. A drunkerd from a corner came up to Athena and said, "Hello su....weez..gar! How about a..." He momentarily burps in her face and continues, "um...now what was it um....called? Oh, yah...a drink with me?" Once the drunkerd began to lean more heavily on Athena she pushed him off with one arm and simply stated, "Um.. no thanks!" The drunk, desperate to be with Athena continued, "Oh come on, it will be a quicky. gas Oppss, pardon me."

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No one gets what they wish for,
They get what they work for.

Esponer shoots the drunkard in the head eighty two times with his Enforcer Pistol set on "ultimate and never-ending extremity of pain" mode, and when the drunkard finally collapses Esponer goes and officially complains via a visual communicator to Enforcer Inc. that their Enforcer pistol on "ultimate and never-ending extremity of pain" mode tends to end anyway.

He then stares at Athena.

"You shouldn't encourage them like that," he says. He then goes and sits down at a table where Rima and some of the more sober people are sitting.

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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon

Kirby lands his Igadzra in the spaceport and walks over to the bar. He walks in and orders a Saalian Brandy, and sits down in the corner, hoping that this bar isnt as nearly violent as the one on South Tip Station.

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Programming is a battle between the developers trying to make better idiot-proof software, and the Universe trying to make a better idiot. So far, the Universe is winning.

Esponer stands up, and announces that he's going off to demand tribute at Innor, the feared Igadzra base where thousands of Igazras reside in tight pack.

"I'll be back soon with a slightly dented Zidara," Esponer grins, walking out.

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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon

Kirby goes to talk to Esponer.

"You know, it would be too easy talking on Innor with a Zidara. Maybe you should try it with, say, a Krait or a EU Shuttlecraft. It might be more fun."

Kirby then returns to the bar, goes back to his corner, and oreder another Saalian Brandy.

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Programming is a battle between the developers trying to make better idiot-proof software, and the Universe trying to make a better idiot. So far, the Universe is winning.

Esponer, who was at this point far away, sends a dispersal rocket back at Kirby, along with a radio message.

"UE, you moron! Not EU!"

He then continues his trip to Innor, adding all of Igadzra space to it also.

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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon

Jess stares at all the flies in total terror.
"Not........ my........ day........"
After a few seconds she runs screaming to her ship, and goes to sit in an uninhabited system where there are guaranteed to be know bugs of any kind. Bad experiences today........

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If you have any complaints about my behavior, please direct them to a brick wall.

Grrr... Lord Gwydion shoots a huge hole in the bar wall, and then shoots a bunch of people in the bar for no apparent reason at all. He then blows a hole in anyone who has any vowels in their name.

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Spnr walks into the bar after killing millions of Igadzra military officers.

"Hey! Who stole my vowels?" Spnr complains.

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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon

Lord Gwydion gets into a worse mood and shoots anyone who has a name. :mad:

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Come on Gwydion. Have a drink. Or 2. Isn't being in a bad mood awful?

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If you have any complaints about my behavior, please direct them to a brick wall.

Lord Gwydion calms down a bit (he was very angry about a very stupid school curriculum), and drinks a Blue Lightning.

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<insert name> gets a name, which he decides is Esponer.

Esponer gets Gwydion extremely drunk and then kills the last of the flies.

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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon

Lord Gwydion drinks 3,000 Blue Lightnings, then goes off and flies an Azdara (which had enhanced engines) around and complains that it's too slow.

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Overrider shoots a tractor beam at Lord Gwydion and brings him back to the bar

"Excuse me Gwydion. I have vowels in my name!" Overrider lets Gwdion continue on with his flight after taking away his role as assistant bartender for 1 minute

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My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable" Then "What Happened to Huron" finally "Ontario the Azdara"
What do you think?

Blaziron has an "A" in it and so is very dissapointed that Jess would try to hurt him, but, come to think of it, is glad she is backs so orders a pair of Blue Lightenings for anyone who wants one (although I probably can't afford too many).

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Destroyer of Worlds
(or at least their ships)

Sato revives himself from the "A" people-bashing, and orders an Atch'ta for whoever would like one. He drinks two himself and starts racing around the bar after asking SD why he calls himself Esponer.

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Let's see...they're diamonds on wheels. Cool.

"Look at my AIM name, and look on the members list for an Esponer. It used to be my old name, and I still use it quite a lot," Esponer replied.

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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon

"Ah." Sato decides to try a Blue Lightning.

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Let's see...they're diamonds on wheels. Cool.

Lord Gwydion leaves the bar to practise Purple Haze on the guitar.

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