"Hold it!" Gnarath warned Esponer. Esponer turned his head slightly, to see Gnarath holding a neutron rifle right at Esponer's head.
"If you move another centimetre, you're going to be very negatively charged," Gnarath grinned evilly.
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- SilverDragon
Lord Gwydion felt an air of stalemate. But then he realised that he had accidentally left his Atomic Deathray BlasterŞ on a timer, and it was pointed right at the entire circle of renegades and renegade hunters!
A single 'WHOOOSH' and then nobody in the circle felt anything.
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YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
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And thus ends the epic adventure:
WHY NOT TO LEAVE YOUR ATOMIC DEATHRAY BLASTER ON A TIMER
Thank you for reading.
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SilverDragon walked into the bar and ordered a Blue Lightning.
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"That's all very nice, but where are the guns?"
- SilverDragon
Gnarth slowly gets up off the floor "You think you have one but it is truly I who will win!" Gnarath points his pistol at Gwydion and pulls the trigger......
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Well what'd you excpect!? I didn't get to help!
----Overrider720
Esponer crawls along the floor and grabs on to Gnarath's leg. Gnarath falls to the ground, smashing into a nearby table while Esponer sinks into unconsciousness.
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"That's all very nice, but where are the guns?"
- SilverDragon
Graftman walks into the bar and looks around.He looks as if he has been reincarnated one to many times.
A dazed and confused Lord Gwydion falls out of the sky for no reason at all. Well, the reason is that there's a wormhole in the sky. Lord Gwydion had miraculously fallen into a wormhole that had formed right under his feet as soon at the Atomic Deathray BlasterŞ had fired, and had come out the sky.
He walks into the bar and orders a Red Thunder (the chief competitor of the Blue Lightning).
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PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
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Rima looks at the messy bar and shrugs it off."Hey,can I have a Blue Lightning?"she asks the bartender.She sits down at a table in the corner.She studies a few of the slightly newer people in the bar.Like all of the bar customers,at the first sign of trouble they happily join in.Rima shrugs,knowing it will never change.
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The earth is burning up and were all going to die.
Isn't there a rule about no timed weapons? Here is the real ending to this epic, or, simply an alternate ending.
Phoenix walks in. He laughs and then blasts Lonehumans hand off.
He then shoots off both of Gronkwhatsisnames' arms off. Having done that, he attacks with his fists.
"Light Speed Jamming!"
His fists crunch through cartilage and flesh, as they fall, battered and broken. He graciously leaves Gnorth for Esponer to disintegrate. He looks at the two others.
He flips a coin.
"Heads you live.......tales you die....."
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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
-Phoenix
"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead."
-Phoenix
(This message has been edited by Imperial Phoenix (edited 06-02-2001).)
Captaintripps sidles up to the bar next to Lord Gwydion. "Barrkeep, a Guiness, if you will." He puts ten credits down on the bar and pats Gwydion on the back. "My Lord, you took quite a fall. Can I get you anything?" While waiting for a response Captaintripps takes a dogeared copy of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" out of his messenger bag and places it on the bar in front of him.
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All of our Captaintripps Customer Representatives are currently busy. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered in the order it was received.
Jess! when we get to 182 posts get a new bar on these boards!
Overrider ignites some tables
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My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable" Then "What Happened to Huron" finally "Ontario the Azdara"
What do you think?
Wow, I've missed alot. Hi everybody. I'm not sure about these plots, I just come here to insult people.........
She gets a Vodka and goes over to talk to Amy.
"Hi. Overrider's ok, Phoenix is nice but has an incredibly large ego, SilverDragon's a bit of a prat really and Gwydion's perfectly normal. Everybody else is unimportant."
"Oh yeah, Captaintripps is evil and I'm great. What are you like?"
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If you have any complaints about my behavior, please direct them to a brick wall.
(This message has been edited by Jess (edited 06-03-2001).)
SilverDragon walks over to Amy. "Don't mind Jess, she's just an egotistic little trouble maker. If you feel any sudden urges to shoot her, feel free."
SilverDragon buys everyone a drink, and goes and sits far away from Jess.
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"That's all very nice, but where are the guns?"
- SilverDragon
(This message has been edited by SilverDragon (edited 06-03-2001).)
grunadulater stuffs a space mine dome jess's throut, jams jess into a escape pod, and blasts it of to the farthest reaches of space.
"I am to important."
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SilverDragon stands up and shoots Grunadulater with a plasma rifle. Grunadulater is launched backwards on to the bar wall, and SilverDragon continues firing. The bar wall explodes and Grunadulater, mere goo, goes flying out into the vacuum of space.
Without another word, SilverDragon sits down and orders a Blue Lightning.
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"That's all very nice, but where are the guns?"
- SilverDragon
grunadalater somehow gets back in the bar.
"aaaaahhhhhh, i needed that."
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